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Im dying | [THE ENGINEER IS SITTING IN FRONT OF A BLUE TRUCK, STRUMMING HIS GUITAR. THE TRACK "MORE GUN" PLAYS.] ENGINEER: HEY LOOK, BUDDY. I'M AN ENGINEER, THAT MEANS I SOLVE PROBLEMS. [A SHOT RINGS OUT AND A BULLET HOLE APPEARS NEXT TO THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.] ENGINEER: NOT PROBLEMS LIKE "WHAT IS BEAUTY?", 'CAUSE THAT WOULD FALL WITHIN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR CONUNDRUMS OF PHILOSOPHY. [ANOTHER TWO BULLET HOLES APPEAR, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.] ENGINEER: I SOLVE PRACTICAL PROBLEMS! [THE SHOT ZOOMS OUT TO SHOW A LEVEL 2 SENTRY SHOOTING OFFSCREEN WHILE THE ENGINEER TAKES A LONG DRINK FROM HIS BEER.] HEAVY: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! ENGINEER: FOR INSTANCE, HOW AM I GONNA STOP SOME BIG MEAN MOTHER-HUBBARD FROM TEARIN' ME A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW BEHIND? [A LEVEL 1 SENTRY TURNS AROUND AND SHOOTS A SNIPER WHO WAS TRYING TO CREEP UP ON THE ENGINEER FROM BEHIND.] ENGINEER: THE ANSWER? USE A GUN. AND IF THAT DON'T WORK, USE MORE GUN. [ANOTHER LEVEL 3 SENTRY FIRED A SALVO OF ROCKETS, BLOWING UP SOMEONE OFFSCREEN.] SOMEONE, PROBABLY THE SCOUT: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!! [A BLOWN-OFF HAND LANDS AT THE ENGINEER'S FEET, RESEMBLING THAT OF THE SNIPER JUDGING FROM THE GLOVE,] ENGINEER: LIKE THIS, HEAVY-CALIBER TRIPOD-MOUNTED LITTLE-OLD-NUMBER DESIGNED BY ME. [ENGINEER KICKS THE HAND OFF-SCREEN AS A LEVEL 1 SENTRY BLOWS IT APART] ENGINEER: BUILT, BY ME. [A LEVEL 1 SENTRY SHOOTS OFFSCREEN] ENGINEER: AND YOU BEST HOPE... [THE ENGINEER'S EXPRESSION DARKENS, AND HE GRIMACES AS HE STARES RIGHT AT THE CAMERA] ENGINEER: NOT POINTED AT YOU. [THE SHOT SLOWLY ZOOMS OUT, SHOWING THE MASSACRE ENSUING AROUND THE ENGINEER, WHILE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR BEGINS TO REPLACE THE MELODY OF "MORE GUN"] | image tagged in uwu,akifhaziq note- marcy caught in 4k | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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uwuakifhaziq note- marcy caught in 4k
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Akifhaziq
2 ups, 3y
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
The Kar98k is a bolt-action rifle chambered for the 7.92×57mm Mauser cartridge. It was adopted on 21 June 1935 as the standard service rifle by the German Wehrmacht. Although supplemented by semi-automatic and fully automatic rifles during World War II, the Karabiner 98k remained the primary German service rifle until the end of the war in 1945.[4] Millions were captured by the Soviets at the conclusion of World War II and were widely distributed as military aid. The Karabiner 98k therefore continues to appear in conflicts across the world as they are taken out of storage during times of strife.
[deleted] M
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TF2 Heavy | image tagged in tf2 heavy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Me seeing the image description:
SAVVYNO-O
1 up, 3y
yeah that makes sense | image tagged in yeah that makes sense | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
ok
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Shut up >:(
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1 up, 3y
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[THE ENGINEER IS SITTING IN FRONT OF A BLUE TRUCK, STRUMMING HIS GUITAR. THE TRACK "MORE GUN" PLAYS.] ENGINEER: HEY LOOK, BUDDY. I'M AN ENGINEER, THAT MEANS I SOLVE PROBLEMS. [A SHOT RINGS OUT AND A BULLET HOLE APPEARS NEXT TO THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.] ENGINEER: NOT PROBLEMS LIKE "WHAT IS BEAUTY?", 'CAUSE THAT WOULD FALL WITHIN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR CONUNDRUMS OF PHILOSOPHY. [ANOTHER TWO BULLET HOLES APPEAR, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.] ENGINEER: I SOLVE PRACTICAL PROBLEMS! [THE SHOT ZOOMS OUT TO SHOW A LEVEL 2 SENTRY SHOOTING OFFSCREEN WHILE THE ENGINEER TAKES A LONG DRINK FROM HIS BEER.] HEAVY: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! ENGINEER: FOR INSTANCE, HOW AM I GONNA STOP SOME BIG MEAN MOTHER-HUBBARD FROM TEARIN' ME A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW BEHIND? [A LEVEL 1 SENTRY TURNS AROUND AND SHOOTS A SNIPER WHO WAS TRYING TO CREEP UP ON THE ENGINEER FROM BEHIND.] ENGINEER: THE ANSWER? USE A GUN. AND IF THAT DON'T WORK, USE MORE GUN. [ANOTHER LEVEL 3 SENTRY FIRED A SALVO OF ROCKETS, BLOWING UP SOMEONE OFFSCREEN.] SOMEONE, PROBABLY THE SCOUT: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!! [A BLOWN-OFF HAND LANDS AT THE ENGINEER'S FEET, RESEMBLING THAT OF THE SNIPER JUDGING FROM THE GLOVE,] ENGINEER: LIKE THIS, HEAVY-CALIBER TRIPOD-MOUNTED LITTLE-OLD-NUMBER DESIGNED BY ME. [ENGINEER KICKS THE HAND OFF-SCREEN AS A LEVEL 1 SENTRY BLOWS IT APART] ENGINEER: BUILT, BY ME. [A LEVEL 1 SENTRY SHOOTS OFFSCREEN] ENGINEER: AND YOU BEST HOPE... [THE ENGINEER'S EXPRESSION DARKENS, AND HE GRIMACES AS HE STARES RIGHT AT THE CAMERA] ENGINEER: NOT POINTED AT YOU. [THE SHOT SLOWLY ZOOMS OUT, SHOWING THE MASSACRE ENSUING AROUND THE ENGINEER, WHILE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR BEGINS TO REPLACE THE MELODY OF "MORE GUN"]