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This stream is intended to role play people as presidents. Every few months there is an election. All are welcome to run except when we feel like it. Voting: October 30th & 31st // Inauguration: After that, possibly // Current President: Fak_u_lol// Vice President: Behapp Owner: SurlyKong69 Constitution: https://imgflip.com/i/5tflxx Updated Community page: https://imgflip.com/i/8lix3c

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butthole | SEXUAL INNUENDO IS A HARD TOPIC TO STAY ON TOP OF. AS A HUMOR TOOL, IT STANDS ERECT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. WHILE THERE ARE NO HARD AND FAST RULES AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES SEXUAL INNUENDO, MANY PEOPLE HAVE MASS-DEBATED OVER THE INS-AND-OUTS OF THE TOPIC, AND NOW THE GENERAL PRINCIPLES AT THE ROOT OF THE TOPIC ARE FIRM AND WELL-ROUNDED. HOWEVER, FULL PENETRATION OF THE SUBJECT REQUIRES THAT THE READER TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK AT THE TARGET AND BE A CUNNING LINGUIST IN ORDER TO AVOID LIMP PHRASES AND IMBIBE THE PHRASE WITH A LARGE HANDFUL OF MEANINGS. THE TOPIC CAN BECOME HOT BY ATTEMPTING TO GRASP IT, AND THE MORE ONE EXPERIMENTS WITH IT, THE MORE INTERESTED THEY BECOME. ALSO, AS THE LANGUAGE CHANGES INNUENDOS MUST CHANGE IN ORDER TO FILL THE NEWLY CREATED HOLES AND SATISFY LISTENERS.

A COMMON PROBLEM WITH SEXUAL INNUENDO IS THE RECIPIENT BEING UNABLE TO WRAP THEIR HANDS AROUND THE INTENDED MEANING. IN THIS CASE, AN INDIVIDUAL USING SEXUAL INNUENDO WILL OFTEN START SLOW AND EVENTUALLY BUILD UP, INCREASING DEPTH MORE AND MORE UNTIL THE RECIPIENT FEELS THE ACTUAL THRUST OF THE POINT AND THE INNUENDO CLIMAXES. AN INNUENDO IS ALWAYS THE MOST PLEASING WHEN NO ONE SEES IT COMING, OFTEN BY ENTERING THE MIND THROUGH THE REAR. SOME SKILLED PEOPLE ARE EVEN ABLE TO USE SEVERAL SEXUAL INNUENDOS QUICKLY IN SUCCESSION, RESULTING IN MULTIPLE INNUENDO-ESQUE CLIMAXES. KEY PHRASES CAN GRASP THE SENTENCE BY THE ANKLES AND PART ITS LONG CLAUSES ALLOWING THE ORATOR TO PENETRATE THE ESSENCE OF THE SENTENCE. IN THIS REGARD, THE KEY IS TO AVOID STIFF, RIGID WORDS, FOR ONES THAT GIVE THE MEANING OF THE SENTENCE A FIRM RISE IN INNUENDIC POSSIBILITIES. SOME REGARD SEXUAL INNUENDO AS AN ART FORM, AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT ONE NEEDS A CERTAIN LEVEL OF ORAL SKILLS IN ORDER FOR THE FLUIDIC EXCHANGE OF INNUENDO TO SUCCEED. HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO FILL THE REQUIREMENTS. ONE NEEDS TO PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE REGION OF THE SENTENCE TO WHICH THE INNUENDO WILL ENTER. FOR LASTING EFFECTS, IT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ENTER DEEP WITHIN THE RECIPIENT'S CONSCIOUSNESS AND TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF THE SEEDS OF HUMOR HAVE FLOWED FORTH. THIS IS NOT AN EASY TASK FOR MOST PEOPLE, SO IT IS ONLY THROUGH RIGOROUS REPETITION OF THE INSERTION OF SEXUAL INNUENDO THAT ONE CAN FULLY MASTER THE UPLIFTING EFFECTS IT CAN HAVE ON VOCABULARY.

ON ANOTHER SIDE NOTE, ONE MUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN PRACTICING INNUENDO TO SOMEBODY WHO HAS HEARD IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, ONE MUST BE READY TO SLOWLY ENTER IN THE TIGHT QUARTERS OF THE READER'S MIND, LEST RISK GETTING THEIR IDEAS UNPLEASANTLY STUCK WITHIN THE ANNALS OF THE READER'S MIND.

ALTHOUGH SEXUAL INNUENDO REQUIRES MASTERFUL MANIPULATION OF PARTS OF SPEECH (AND SOMETIMES THE SKILLFUL USE OF BODY LANGUAGE), FOR MOST PEOPLE IT COMES QUICKLY. THERE IS CURRENTLY MUCH DEBATE OVER WHETHER AN EXTENDED INNUENDO CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR TECHNIQUE (SEE IMAGE); SEXUAL INNUENDO IS A HARD TOPIC TO STAY ON TOP OF. AS A HUMOR TOOL, IT STANDS ERECT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. WHILE THERE ARE NO HARD AND FAST RULES AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES SEXUAL INNUENDO, MANY PEOPLE HAVE MASS-DEBATED OVER THE INS-AND-OUTS OF THE TOPIC, AND NOW THE GENERAL PRINCIPLES AT THE ROOT OF THE TOPIC ARE FIRM AND WELL-ROUNDED. HOWEVER, FULL PENETRATION OF THE SUBJECT REQUIRES THAT THE READER TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK AT THE TARGET AND BE A CUNNING LINGUIST IN ORDER TO AVOID LIMP PHRASES AND IMBIBE THE PHRASE WITH A LARGE HANDFUL OF MEANINGS. THE TOPIC CAN BECOME HOT BY ATTEMPTING TO GRASP IT, AND THE MORE ONE EXPERIMENTS WITH IT, THE MORE INTERESTED THEY BECOME. ALSO, AS THE LANGUAGE CHANGES INNUENDOS MUST CHANGE IN ORDER TO FILL THE NEWLY CREATED HOLES AND SATISFY LISTENERS.

A COMMON PROBLEM WITH SEXUAL INNUENDO IS THE RECIPIENT BEING UNABLE TO WRAP THEIR HANDS AROUND THE INTENDED MEANING. IN THIS CASE, AN INDIVIDUAL USING SEXUAL INNUENDO WILL OFTEN START SLOW AND EVENTUALLY BUILD UP, INCREASING DEPTH MORE AND MORE UNTIL THE RECIPIENT FEELS THE ACTUAL THRUST OF THE POINT AND THE INNUENDO CLIMAXES. AN INNUENDO IS ALWAYS THE MOST PLEASING WHEN NO ONE SEES IT COMING, OFTEN BY ENTERING THE MIND THROUGH THE REAR. SOME SKILLED PEOPLE ARE EVEN ABLE TO USE SEVERAL SEXUAL INNUENDOS QUICKLY IN SUCCESSION, RESULTING IN MULTIPLE INNUENDO-ESQUE CLIMAXES. KEY PHRASES CAN GRASP THE SENTENCE BY THE ANKLES AND PART ITS LONG CLAUSES ALLOWING THE ORATOR TO PENETRATE THE ESSENCE OF THE SENTENCE. IN THIS REGARD, THE KEY IS TO AVOID STIFF, RIGID WORDS, FOR ONES THAT GIVE THE MEANING OF THE SENTENCE A FIRM RISE IN INNUENDIC POSSIBILITIES. SOME REGARD SEXUAL INNUENDO AS AN ART FORM, AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT ONE NEEDS A CERTAIN LEVEL OF ORAL SKILLS IN ORDER FOR THE FLUIDIC EXCHANGE OF INNUENDO TO SUCCEED. HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO FILL THE REQUIREMENTS. ONE NEEDS TO PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE REGION OF THE SENTENCE TO WHICH THE INNUENDO WILL ENTER. FOR LASTING EFFECTS, IT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ENTER DEEP WITHIN THE RECIPIENT'S CONSCIOUSNESS AND TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF THE SEEDS OF HUMOR HAVE FLOWED FORTH. THIS IS NOT AN EASY TASK FOR MOST PEOPLE, SO IT IS ONLY THROUGH RIGOROUS REPETITION OF THE INSERTION OF SEXUAL INNUENDO THAT ONE CAN FULLY MASTER THE UPLIFTING EFFECTS IT CAN HAVE ON VOCABULARY.

ON ANOTHER SIDE NOTE, ONE MUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN PRACTICING INNUENDO TO SOMEBODY WHO HAS HEARD IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, ONE MUST BE READY TO SLOWLY ENTER IN THE TIGHT QUARTERS OF THE READER'S MIND, LEST RISK GETTING THEIR IDEAS UNPLEASANTLY STUCK WITHIN THE ANNALS OF THE READER'S MIND.

ALTHOUGH SEXUAL INNUENDO REQUIRES MASTERFUL MANIPULATION OF PARTS OF SPEECH (AND SOMETIMES THE SKILLFUL USE OF BODY LANGUAGE), FOR MOST PEOPLE IT COMES QUICKLY. THERE IS CURRENTLY MUCH DEBATE OVER WHETHER AN EXTENDED INNUENDO CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR TECHNIQUE (SEE IMAGE) | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by firestar9990

251 views, 4 upvotes, 4 comments

Pffffft.

Pffffft. | HOMER D; I'M VOTING.
THIS IS MY BALLOT.
SCREW THE RULES. | image tagged in poison ivy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

151 views, 7 upvotes, 13 comments

Could spice things up. Let me know thoughts.

Could spice things up. Let me know thoughts. | I HAVE AN IDEA FOR NEXT ELECTION; WINNER GETS SOLE OWNERSHIP OF THE STREAM FOR 2 MONTHS. THEN THE SAME FOR THE NEXT, AND SO ON, AND SO FORTH. | image tagged in big brother 1984 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Captain_Scar

415 views, 10 upvotes, 12 comments

Dang I'm good https://imgflip.com/m/Imglfip_Voting

Dang I'm good https://imgflip.com/m/Imglfip_Voting | VP: AndrewFinlayson; Head of Senate; Dr.Slouchy [CTR]; Tommy [FBI] | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Captain_Scar

134 views, 7 upvotes, 8 comments

made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

83 views, 6 upvotes, 3 comments

Ready to make and plug some holes!!

by anonymous

81 views, 7 upvotes, 7 comments

*laughs like mr burns, it takes all day for votes to come in

by anonymous

120 views, 7 upvotes, 3 comments

ㄒ卄丨丂丨丂ㄒ卄乇山卂ㄚ

by AndrewFinlayson.mp4

280 views, 7 upvotes

https://imgflip.com/m/Imglfip_Voting

by Captain_Scar

129 views, 10 upvotes, 21 comments

Australiaphobia, more things tied to Britain that blows monkeys

by anonymous

108 views, 6 upvotes, 4 comments

Nope, not that one, but I’m sure there’s a good meme in here somewhere

165 views, 4 upvotes, 4 comments

If Envoy was a puppet...

234 views, 7 upvotes, 5 comments

Voting begins

136 views, 5 upvotes, 3 comments

Vote crusaders/ FBI

141 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments