Ouch | 3 GUYS GO HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS. SUDDENLY, ALL OF THEM SLIP, BUT THE FIRST GUY MANAGES TO HOLD ON TO A LITTLE TREE, THE SECOND COULD GRAB THE FIRST GUY’S SHIRT AND THE ONLY THING THE THIRD GUY COULD GRAB WAS THE SECOND GUY’S BALLS. WHAT TEARS FIRST? | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Confused screaming | CONFUSED SCREAMING; A CHINESE BOY PLEADS WITH HIS GRANDPA, “GRANDDAD, CAN I HAVE A DOG? PLEASE???!!!“ TWO HOURS LATER SAYS GRANDPA, “ENJOY YOUR MEAL, MY BOY.” | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Hold up there buster | DO YOU HAVE VALENTINES CARDS THAT SAY SOMETHING LIKE “YOU’RE MY ONLY ONE?” - SURE THING. - WONDERFUL! I’LL TAKE 8 OF THOSE PLEASE. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Kool Aid Man | DOCTOR: "MRS. APFELBAUM, YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY SICK." - WIFE: "OH NO. WHAT IS IT?" - DOCTOR: "HE IS SICK OF YOUR SHIT!" - DOCTOR WINKS ;) AT THE HUSBAND AND GIVES HIM A HIGH FIVE. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

scared spongenbob | MY WIFE AND I WATCHED THE PERFECT MURDER TOGETHER. AWESOME MOVIE, WHAT DISTURBED ME A LITTLE THOUGH WAS MY WIFE CONSTANTLY TAKING NOTES. | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Mario waits for The Bus | - MOMMY, MOMMY, I FOUND DADDY! - HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DIG AROUND IN THE GARDEN! | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker

Angry frog | A LADY TELLS THE NURSE AT A MATERNITY HOSPITAL, “I WANT TO CALL MY LITTLE BABY ELLIE.” NURSE REPLIES, “I’M SORRY, BUT THAT NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN, PERHAPS YOU CAN CONSIDER NAMING HER ELLIE532 OR ELLIE_153?” | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker