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SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO ...

SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO ... | The Little Girl and the Wolf (1939)
by James Thurber (1894-1961); One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a
little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her
grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and
she  was carrying a basket of food.
 
"Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?"
asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the
wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the
little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood. When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's
house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a
nightcap and nightgown on.
 
She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from
the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother
but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look
any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn
lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and; shot the wolf dead. (Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.) | image tagged in dark humor,little red riding hood,rick75230,fairy tales | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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