In all seriousness, when it comes to jokes:

My offensive meme joke that never got featured

LOL

WOAH! Regardless of how scary the actual thought of this is that's an awesome picture!

I swear this guy reminds me of the Nutty Professor...I can't help it!

*envelop* ;)

I'd upvote that sucker allll day. Why would they block that? It's TRUE!

it's such an awesome pic for it too! like he's tellin' it! i totally heard the words in my head in the arguably worst impression of an arabic accent as possible. :)

We're having WAY too much fun on this comment thread. "They" might come shut us down! LMFAO!

Submit that image right now!  

It's funny tho' huh? LOL

Mind if I try it then? Its the funniest joke I've heard in ages!

Go for it man...if it "features", I'll link it to one of mine... It's been a couple of months so you might get through.... Good Luck.

The truth about feminism hits Dwayne like a ROCK

LMAO!! I also remember when auto shops wrote "tranny" or "trannies" on their signage; and I remember it was the mid-90s when those signs started to make me laugh.

We live in such a sick, sick, sick world.

Pfff. I could offend even hitler with a holocaust joke.

*full-belly-laughs* ... wow :)

I've been wanting to meme up my favorite joke of all time but it's painfully offensive and too much for most people - especially with a lot of people here lol

LOLLL!! Is it really THAT bad?

Most likely lol

LMMFAO

Too much for a submission?

Funny as it is...the word rape will automatically get it flagged "NSFW"...and honestly, I would be very surprised if they "featured" it...but give it a shot, the worst that can happen is that they don't feature it...that only matters if you care about your "feature percentage".

It's probably better off where it is. People can see it just fine from here and it's buffered with warnings for those who can't see the humor in it.

Still...I've been carrying that joke around with me for about 30 years now and I finally had an opportunity to give it life. It's the funniest joke I've ever heard for a lot of reasons.

Painfully offensive but funny as hell

admittedly ... i did chuckle a bit ... if only to keep from cryin' ;)

also ... kudos to you for being brave enough to submit instead of dancin' around "trying to pick the turd up by the clean end", if you will. that alone gets my upvote. :)

*snickers, then laughs*

unleash the beast! you done tore the lid off! that's good ... let it out, mang ... were here to laugh along with ya! :D

That's awesome! You guys are talking me into it so you're going to be accomplices....

Have a few more highly offensive jokes I could post. . .

lol ... day-um ChumpChange ... you the king! :D

I KNEW Chester was The Molester!! Something was never quite right about him, to my 10 year old eyes...

A few years back, Chester Cheetah was "reinvented" for some reason.

He f**king creeps me out now

LMAOOOO!!