Installing Windows updates

Maury Lie Detector Meme | YOU SAID INSTALL WAS 100% COMPLETE STAYING STUCK ON 100% FOR 6 MORE MINUTES DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE | image tagged in memes,maury lie detector,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | DAD FINALLY GETS HIM A NEW COMPUTER THE ONE ABOVE | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Still waiting | BACK IN MY DAY I STARTED A WINDOWS UPDATE INSTALLATION | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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*ding* winner!
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Lol
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COMPUTER WON'T FINISH UPDATING "PLEASE UPDATE" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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and apple has the smart phone????
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And Samsung Has A New Galaxy S7
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ha! very nice. :)
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Your system actually completed the install. Happens all the time.
Do this, control Alt Del and kill the install process and reboot the machine, because the system hadn't been rebooted yet after you had updates that ran. Happens all the time in Windows 7+
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Internet Explorer and MSInstaller often will hang if the system recently installed updates but the <user> clicked Postpone instead of letting the system reboot. User Error! : )
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I've heard about that also. If you cancel a Windows update in the middle of a download you can turn your computer into a "brick."
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If I want to know how to do something, I check out wikiHow, then laugh, then figure it out for myself. When I want to read funny memes and pithy comments, I come here. Bore off with your instructions fella.
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Jeesh. So ungrateful and bitter. You always take friendly help so poorly?
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Only when I think it's inappropriate. Like when people see my naturally miserable face and say, "cheer up it, might never happen".
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Re: "Only when I think it's inappropriate"

Oh that's rich! What in Sam beck are you even talking about? Must be nice to live like that. Get over your butthurt.
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I will admit to being new here. If it's appropriate to provide unwarranted advice on imgfilp, I stand corrected. From my perspective, the original creator of the meme was trying to be amusing. I didn't believe they were looking for help in how to install anything.

What is rich? What am I talking about? I am talking the heck about - the comment "Your system actually completed the install. Happens all the time.
Do this, control Alt Del and kill the install process and reboot the machine, because the system hadn't been rebooted yet after you had updates that ran. Happens all the time in Windows 7+" - IMO, not appropriate, like someone telling me to cheer up.
I think it is lovely to live the way I live, thanks. My butt is not hurting right now, but I appreciate your concern.
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Translation = pride hurt
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Yes, my wounded pride is pumping purple piss. How well you know me after our short acquaintance. Please excuse me as I run off to lick my wounds, and possibly some ice cream.
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I hope you fail miserably.
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upvote! all! of! these! :)
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I had to sign in just to upvote this. xD
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This is perfect. :-D
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i bet zuldon says this to his pc when it blue screens:What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little b**ch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.
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lol ... wow! that should go in the "urban dictionary" entries and/or wikipedia articles as one of the examples provided for the definitions of "internet tough guy".
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learn to use "the source", one must. ;)
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Totally abusing the usage of this meme, but....
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