The fact that you would give a slightly overweight character the name Jek Porkins is downright silly. The actor who played Porkins (William Hootkins) was a lifetime British character actor and seemed to be a favorite of George Lucas. He has a minor role in Raiders of the Lost Ark as a boobish Army bureaucrat whose most remembered line is telling Dr. Jones that the government has "top people" researching the Ark when it is in reality being boxed away in a secret warehouse.
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