I hate to point it out buuutttttt... there is also a sinister side to this story. Now that formerly Bruce's transformation is complete and mainstream media is talking about it, it will be used to make people feel that consume hormone-full foods feel more and more that they belong to opposite gender with both physical and psychological pressures. This will completely destroy our traditional values that lived with for over 9000 years. That will almost guarantee ourselves to fail as a species, but fortunately the prophesies, if true, show that there will come a man will save this world from destruction... That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed than man (than used a LifeUp)
P.S. Note: the soldier was brave emotionally as well
P.P.S. Why the f*ck would one would want to give up such a badass name like Bruce?!