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"It's like all our conservative dads were right about the secret to happiness"

"It's like all our conservative dads were right about the secret to happiness" | "MAYBE MY LIFESTYLE IS WHAT'S MAKING ME SO UNHAPPY"; "YEP. THAT WAS IT." | image tagged in wojack,chad,happiness,discipline,memes,relatable memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
861 views 33 upvotes Made by GuyFromOhio 3 weeks ago in politics
49 Comments
13 ups, 3w,
2 replies
made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 3w
That's because you don't put the actual leaves in. Eating them is the best part
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Try tea leaves.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
But like fr try a fruit smoothie with spinach leaves: absolutely delicious!
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Try chrysanthemum tea with actual flowers
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
I don't have chrysanthemums in my yard. Would dandelions work?
0 ups, 2w
Buy dried chrysanthemums or chrysanthemum seeds for growing chrysanthemums. Just not chrysanthemum tea that's pre-made
11 ups, 3w,
3 replies
10 ups, 3w
RIP king
8 ups, 3w,
1 reply
2 ups, 3w
Patton mentioned! W movie right there
2 ups, 3w
8 ups, 3w
Choose your flavor of unhappiness. Any happiness that requires foregoing Takkis and Monster is hardly worth the squeeze
7 ups, 3w
I like this
7 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Upvoted, good meme but I have to disagree with it. Not many conservatives raise woke children. So, the number of our children waking up and turning conservative is low. The meme is still true however, many formerly woke children have turned conservative. And the numbers prove it, President Trump was elected in part by reformed demonrats.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Sadly, this is correct. Remember that Republicans were the party of being fat when Michelle Obama decided to take on child obesity. It wasn't until the Democrats decided that fat people are an oppressed minority to add to their victim coalition that being fit became Right-coded
0 ups, 3w
Indeed it is.
The Obesity Belt and Bible Belt overlap isn't exactly something that has gone unnoticed.
4 ups, 3w
Amen
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
I would still keep the takis
1 up, 3w
but otherwise I totally agree with this
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Why didn't you put FOX News in the bottom section?
0 ups, 1w
Unpopular opinion: they're just as bad as CNN just on the other side.
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2 ups, 3w
it's the other way around for me

"maybe I should learn physics!"
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"f**k."
1 up, 3w
remove the political stuff and it's correct
6 ups, 3w
"you magats" pretty much solidifies your hypocrisy. good job.
3 ups, 3w,
3 replies
ShadowRat why did you ghost me when I asked you what sex crimes Donald trump did
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2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
shadowrat was accused of being like a zoophile or something I assume
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Really?
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2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
yeah
https://imgflip.com/m/MS_memer_group
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1 up, 3w
ask those guys
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Didn't I cite a part of the Epstein files to you?
1 up, 3w,
2 replies
Still kinda skeptical
Like first, it would be the biggest news story in the world if trump got head from a minor, but its not
Also, I never got a direct link so I cant be sure
1 up, 3w
Had to post these separately because it would be too grainy together
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Yeah it would seem like it
I just dont know why liberal media isnt talking about it
1 up, 3w
Beats me
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
You told me to "go look it up"
2 ups, 3w
Thomas Edison was in the files. Was he on Epstein Island?
The thing is, the files arent a list of sexual deeds. Its every bit of information from everyone associated with the island. If Epsteins assistant used his work email to send "Michael Jordan is the goat bro" then Michael Jordan is in the files. But hes not a pedophile
Donald Trump is literally president of the United States. So of course his name is mentioned in the files
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
There's truth to that accusation despite the hypocrisy of who it's coming from. People of all political persuasions can benefit from eating healthier, exercising, and reading the scriptures.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
I don' think religion plays a part in health
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Well, you'd be surprised. There's been studies of hundreds of thousands of participants that demonstrates with certainty that regular, religious service attendance and regular prayer has a positive, direct impact on people's physical and mental health.

https://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/s0025-6196(11)62799-7/fulltext
this is a study from the from the Mayo Clinic which surveyed over 126,000 religious people and discovered 29% higher odds of survival for what it defined as the "highly religious" let alone the mental health benefits.
1 up, 2w
Fair enough
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