Great advice with a great illustration.

If someone was on that motorcycle, that someone would be burned to a crisp.

How about "It has failed here and there. It will fail EVERYWHERE." It rhymes and it makes more of an impact.

There are some dead people on voter rolls, so thank you for doing your part to stop them.

"I am very glad to see you have high standards, but don’t make them so high that they may very well be impossible to attain."

I appreciate you making that point. That is good advice not only when looking for someone to marry, but when looking for someone to hire as well.

One of my favorite Dilbert comics is when a couple is interviewing a dinosaur to babysit their kids because nobody else answered their advertisement. If I was running a job counseling group/organization, I would show everyone that comic just to give them hope (and maybe a laugh or two).

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