Why are you against just public school advisors? Why not be against the whole public school system? Get rid of public schools, and let private schools and homeschooling families fill the gap.
Obviously this can't be accomplished in one day. One mayor in a suburban community could allow the residents to vote to abolish the public school system. If they vote yes, the community could reap many benefits. Private school students and homeschooled students outperform public school students in most cases. The community could spend more money on other things, such as fixing infrastructure, adding books to libraries, sprucing up parks and recreation centers, and buying better equipment for first responders, and they could also reduce taxes at the same time. By reducing taxes and at the same time improving everything else in the community, you could encourage residents and businesses to move in.
And the legal profession as a whole has made the world worse, not better. Lawyers stifle innovation and risk-taking, discourage personal accountability, and can make the jobs of law enforcement officers feel completely meaningless.
Last but not least, thank you for incorporating Anne Hathaway into this meme. She played my favorite Disney Princess, Mia Thermopolis, when she starred in "The Princess Diaries" back in 2001, 25 years ago, and she remains my favorite actress to this day.