If a woman dies by suicide, she won't actually benefit from any of the attention her suicide brings.

This is a clever meme on your part. Here's something you might like:

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I can't stand it either. Too many people like dogs more than they like humans.

We'll see what bizarre interspecies combinations these love affairs produce.

If Hobbes heard Susie complaining about Calvin sending her a mean-spirited card, and Hobbes still thinks Calvin's attracted to Susie, what's it going to take to get Hobbes to see the truth?