Using a deadly weapon to smuggle candy bars into a theater is a clever idea. If the gun's not loaded, the empty magazine is a waste of space.

A section of Interstate 10 in Houston, Texas had 26 lanes.

It's okay, Schroeder. Our tastes in music change over time.

"I hope that was a museum" means that maybe he trespassed onto a military base and didn't realize it....until now.

Physical Media Experiment: See how many logos and disclaimers and previews you can put on a single disc before they realize there's no feature presentation.