I'm glad to see people still like Weird Al.

Can you detach the back of the pen and reconnect it to make a thumbs-up sign when holding it so that the "Way To Go" text is right side up?

We should rebuke people who want to switch genders with words, not with violence.

Good advice.

You can still sit in it. Just lay your legs on the bench.

It's not an ideal bench, but it's still usable.