Malia Obama, one of the two daughters of President Obama, was born on the 4th of July too.

This reminds me of this dialogue snippet from the episode "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge":

Homer: Marge, everyone is looking at us.
Marge: That's what we want.
Homer: Oh.

They'll find out shortly-but not in the way I was expecting.

I don't even want to know how this happened.

This Texas Ranger could have destroyed all the Power Rangers in less time than it takes a NASCAR pit crew to complete a pit stop.