Evel Knievel would never do this. He preferred stunts that would kill him instantly if they killed him.

I can already hear "For Lease Navidad" as a song in my mind. If I had a singing voice I'd sing it. I hope someone else does sing it.

This sign creates an environment dangerously close to "The Purge".

Your choice of visuals makes the message crystal clear.

They may have to wait a while for a reaction, depending on how deep the pit is.