His owner must have gone in through a different door.....or window.

That guy leaned out of the ride on purpose, so this was.no accident.

Why would I want to buy something that my body makes naturally? Also, when my body makes it, I don't store it, I flush it down the toilet.

This had better be fake. Cops should quit joking around just to make headlines and get back to fighting real crime.

Thank you.