I see what you did and I like it.

If I'm supposed to pick the package up, I'd park my vehicle away from the sign and walk to the package to pick it up.

I agree with the guy on the left. This time.

If it happened in the newest series of Batman games (Arkham Asylum was expanded into Arkham City), I'm sure it can happen in reality.

Not everyone realizes relationships are two-way streets. This woman certainly doesn't.