Thank you for sharing yout faith.

This isn't funny, this is insulting.

The age recommendation is a suggestion, not a legal restriction.

The fastest turtle is the leatherback sea turtle, which can go 22 mph. The fastest dog is the greyhound, which can go 45 mph.

Some people ask for rare hamburgers. I wouldn't, but some people do.

If you can't get what you want, make what you want. There are no purple ponies in the wild, so just get a regular pony and paint it purple.