Congratulations.

I hope whoever did this never designs movie posters.

Good advice. Securing your bike to feces is not only gross, it would do nothing to stop your bike from being stolen.

They never are, are they?

For years, I predicted Elon Musk would become the world's first trillionaire. Now I'm happy he has.

We talk a lot about RINOs (Republicans in name only). Looks like there's a lot of DINOs (Democrats in name only) as well.