It's sad that not everyone recognizes sarcasm.

They could say "To kids from one to one oh two". Then he'd feel included.

But I guess they're not going to do that, are they?

"I don't care about what anything was designed to do. I care about what it can do."
-Gene Kranz, "Apollo 13"

So being on your phone is bad, but being on cigarettes is okay. I understand your logic now.