Realistically, that's the only way the tortoise can win.

He's doomed-along with a whole bunch of other people.

You need to make a pie chart showing how many illegal immigrants have been killed by ICE and how many people have been killed by illegal immigrants, because the mainstream media won't make that pie chart.

If anyone tried to help him while he was still up there, they might have gotten electrocuted as well.

I guess his name predicted how he died, similar to how Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning.