Be glad you're not Pinocchio, because if you were, your nose would be hundreds of feet long.

More lives can be saved by outlawing abortion than by outlawing anything else.

Today's judges are too afraid to dish out "cruel and unusual punishment", and that's why they get no respect.

How long was he in there before he got caught?

Unfortunately, some metal will always be inside me. I broke my wrist and had to have a metal plate installed in my wrist for it to heal.