I'm glad Europa saved Sally. Very, very glad.

This is an apples and oranges argument. You're comparing what is (in your opinion) junk on television to actual, tangible garbage. Not everything on television is junk, and not everything in books is gold.

Those DINOs would be easy to turn into Republicans, don't you think?

My teachers never gave feedback limited to "???", so I feel bad for you in that regard.

That's sad but true.