This sign might have worked if the words "Do not read" were placed on the top instead of the bottom. By placing "Do not read" at the bottom, it's too late because people have already read "Private Sign".

It should have just said "Don't kill any kids". "Don't kill any kids today" implies that it's okay to kill kids tomorrow or next week or on some future date.

I'll have to learn more about Randall Munroe. Maybe I can make a chart or graph like he makes someday.

I'm glad they had a great relationship. Too bad it couldn't have lasted longer.

Thank you for saying this. If the bullet from a law enforcement officer's weapon enters your body, you are an irredeemable murderous menace to society and you deserve to die.