My dad was in the U.S. Air Force. He refueled planes in the KC-135.

Yeah, well, if you tell that to the companies making and maintaining it, you're just spitting into the wind of an F5 tornado.

Even if Ellen was straight, she'd still be an awful person.

Sadly, that's how it works.

Pancreatic cancer killed Steve Jobs, Alex Trebek, Sally Ride, Patrick Swayze, Aretha Franklin, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Jerry Springer, and who knows how many other people.