I'm glad the toddler cheered the pizza deliveryman up like that.

I'm glad you understand performance matters more than appearance.

That's smart on your part. Therapists ask for money, and some even purposely prolong the treatment process just to make more money. Jesus Christ won't ask you for your money.

She must really be a dangerous vampire if she can wear crucifix-shaped earrings. Crucifixes are supposed to repel vampires.

Homer actually said he hated Bart and didn't care what Bart thought of him in an episode that aired a few months ago.