Carving the text of an electric bill would take a lot of skill and precision, but the results would be worth it. It would certainly stand out from other pumpkins, partially because you'd have to walk right up to it to fully appreciate it.

I don't know who would win this fight, but I'm rooting for Barney. Barney is good and Buddy is evil.

On what charges? You have to press charges against someone for them to be arrested.

Get rid of that brown stuff, whatever it is. Nobody will slide down a dirty slide.

Distracted drivers die.