Calling someone a fool is an insult. Calling someone a tool sounds like an honor.

If the school can't give you computers better than that, maybe they shouldn't be giving you computers at all. Just a thought.

Fine. I'll have to think about it then.

I wish I could make things better for you.

Bill Gates also cheated on Melinda, and that's why they divorced. So if Bill Gates has venereal disease, it serves him right.