By destroying the sun, he's condemned all of us to eventually freeze to death.

I'm glad RoboCop is on the cover, but where's Bender?

Even skinny baby humans are thicker than Snickers bars.

Her idea is not only tasteless but pointless. I'm glad she's losing money and sponsors and everything else she's losing.

There are so many ways that $5,000,000,000 could have been better spent.