"Fine, we'll give you what you want. We still have forty-three minutes when we can see shoot threes."

Why is shooting three-point shots such a bad thing?

No, it's not. He doesn't give kids their Christmas gifts. Their parents do, or their relatives, or their friends, or complete strangers in some instances.

I wish more people made the smart choice you made.

How are those shades staying on Brutus' head?

How can you be happy about having no future?