Because if you have a minimalistic wedding, you don't put yourself in debt. And debt makes your relationship worse, not better.

The bigger warning sign is that she appears happy that she turned her ex-husbands into alcoholics.

Good idea.

That guy is a slab of meat sandwiched between two slices off steel.

You'll be glad to hear that United Airlines now requires its passengers to wear headphones while using a laptop, smartphone, tablet, or any other electronic device that emits audio:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/united-airlines-remove-passengers-who-dont-wear-headphones/