Wow, what a gym!

I don't think Ensure or Metamucil are legally classified as "adult beverages" because you don't have to show ID to purchase them.

They picked the wrong person to speak at this funeral service.

So animals now know enough English to snitch. Interesting.

With all the advancements that have been made in computer technology in the past few decades, it might actually be possible to make your wish come true.