Dorothy didn't want those ruby slippers. Glinda magically placed them on her feet.

Whenever I see a fireworks stand connected to a gas station, I fearfully visualize something like this happening, only much, much worse.

At least that alcohol delivered on its promise that it would cause you to "rest in peace".

Her father got arrested in Florida, and wait until you read why:

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/meghan-markles-father-arrested-florida

I'm glad to hear that.