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Miracles happen... | "God isn't real" ok then explain this | image tagged in god,chicken,popeyes,miracle,falling,close call | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,394 views 93 upvotes Made by Flick7 3 weeks ago in fun
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Only the devil would save chicken that dry
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The Devil works within the constraints of the one who made him, God. God & Jesus are one in the same. Ergo - even if it was the Devil who saved that chicken -- it was still God's work.
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Fair enough I stand corrected the chicken is still dry tho
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Some people have never experienced the burn of Popeyes oil bc the chicken just came out...and it shows. They do stick their chicken under heat lamps...so I do know what you're referring to
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The good ones make just enough chicken & then have just enough to make what going out as more is cooking . The bad ones - you'll walk in and see the hot lamp bin full of chicken. Walk right out the door if you see that
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Good advice.
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We have found common ground lol
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I worked in a Baskin-Robbins when I was 17, and I don't know if it was just that place, but whatever you do, never order a milkshake. There was a guy who used to make the milk to use for it by mixing powdered milk with water, and storing that in milk gallon jugs. Thing is, instead of doing it every couple of days as needed, he would make huge batches of it, and stored them in the fridge. Well after a couple of weeks, they'd start getting stinky when you opened them up. And we were forced to use this for customers. It was disgusting.

But then owner never got busted, because he knew somebody from the Department of Health who would alert him a couple weeks prior that an inspection was coming. So everything was scrubbed ultra clean and he bought fresh gallons of real milk as needed. Then once the inspection happened, it was back to the powdered milk rot.

We were allowed to have as much of the ice cream as we wanted for free while working there. The thing is, after a few weeks, workers would get tired of eating so much ice cream, so they would stop.

Not me. Oh my gosh, it was great, because I could experiment with different Sundae combos and all that kind of stuff. But for shakes, I just used water. With extra ice cream.

Best milkshake (and this was coming from the guy who made the fake milk, as he was there the longest), well it was Burgundy Cherry ice cream with simple syrup and malt. And water, of course.
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God didn't make the Devil, the Iranians did. The concept of an evil Satan was derived from the Zoroastrian figure, Angra Mainyu. After they liberated the Jews from Babylon, the religion influenced Judaism (the first Messiah, and the only gentile one, was Cyrus the Great, the Iranian King who rescued the Jews, allow them to go home, had funded the rebuilding of the Temple). So that's where the concept of an evil counterpart to Yahweh comes from, as well as the concept of a one God, as the one single only God was originally Ahura Mazda back when Yahweh just one of the boys.
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uhhhhhhh.
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As you as you touch it... It's falling. Grab from the bottom side
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That was just luck bro
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There is no such thing as luck. What you see as luck for chicken getting saved, was a bad omen to a dog or cat waiting for what hit the floor.
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pfff...pfisiks!
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ALL HAIL THE TENDIES
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*But It Refused
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insane
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real luck
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tiny miracles like these are the ones that keep the faith, hope and happiness in our hearts
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Popeyes is mid
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I'm with Flick on this one. You just went to a bad Popeyes. You have to go to the Popeyes in the rich neighborhood. If you go to a Popeyes and there's a Section 8 housing within 5 blocks -- it's going to suck.
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it wasn't even near section 8 housing my opinion still stands
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You still went to the bad Popeyes then. Where I'm at there's 3 of them. The good one is in the rich shopping district.
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my opinion still stands
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No its tasty and amazing
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I got sick after eating it
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Skill issue
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it's food poisoning
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Well thats an outlier surely
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This mf talking about his love for god while being a homophobe, proceed to say “RAHH I HATE GAY PPL” in the comments 🥀🥀🥀
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What a cringe comment
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Leviticus 18:22 my beloved
But nah I love a lot of gay people 😌 philyagotgames... scarfthegal... doctor somewhere... so amazing
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For the record, not agreeing with someone's life choices because their life choices go against your belief...is not any kind of Phobic. It's varying opinions on a topic.

I don't like Sea Urchin based Sushi. It doesn't make me a Sea Urchinaphobe.
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Now, kith!
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