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Two 15-year-old suspects from Maryland were taken into custody & charged with unarmed carjacking | Edward Coristine, AKA “Big Balls”; Defended Girlfriend From 10 DC 
Thugs During Attempted Carjacking; POTUS Trump:
Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. The Law in D.C. must be changed to prosecute 
these “minors” as adults, and lock them up for 
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11 ups, 4w
When they commit violent crimes, they deserve more than a tap on the wrist.
11 ups, 4w
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10 ups, 4w
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8 ups, 4w
There were at least ten of them in the gang that attacked him for defending a woman they were turning into one of their victims. All of this happened because mentally troubled leftists have more compassion and care and concern for thugs than for honest citizens.
5 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Ten feral animals AKA teens...
2 ups, 4w,
1 reply
There are very few teens in this world who don't cause problems.
6 ups, 4w,
3 replies
Most teens are not savages. This is a relatively new phenomenon but was exacerbated during the Obama era and then Biden...egged on by liberals...and their cockamamie policies of 'no bail, low bail and whatever goes'....then, add in "EQUITY" and the Molotov cocktail was created.

"Consequences" since the beginning of time have worked (except on the mentally ill which is a separate category). Of course, that specific category resides in larger numbers on the Left....pesky facts!!!
3 ups, 4w
Ah, I see
0 ups, 3w
And most teens are even more savage than their parents. It's a human thing, they do it for kicks. Literal kicks.
0 ups, 3w
No, it wasn't exacerbated diving Obama and Biden, it actually decreased during both their presidencies, with Biden doing his last 2 years.

Such violence is something that had been trending downwards since the 1960s, then went back up as a consequence of Ronald Reagan's Crack Epidemic in the mid 80s - 90s, then started going back down during the 90s as that subsided, but then got a big boost after the BLM riots in 2020 under Trump as those involved saw they can get away with disrespecting the police and law.

This also was in fitting with other trends from 2016 on, including increasing road rage incidents, violent passengers on airplanes, schools and other such mass shootings...

It's almost as if creating a climate where we're constantly being told that the other is the enemy actually works.
7 ups, 4w,
3 replies
In what world is it acceptable for young teens to violently attack another person? Coristine defended his girlfriend and thwarted a carjacking. The teens were the aggressors...even the lamestream media wouldn't question those facts.

Who cares what he was wearing? It clearly shows in the picture that I posted so why would you even ask that? Clothes don't give you license to attack a person.

He doesn't have to answer why he was in 'that part of town' as it is a free country. DC is a crime zone these days and this event just helped to illustrate that unfortunate fact.

When one sides with criminals and thugs, it strongly supports how liberalism is a mental disorder. I'm awarding you a trophy for your unhinged comments and you earned it!!!!!
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
The teens were infact MAGA
5 ups, 4w,
2 replies
4 ups, 3w,
1 reply
🤣 vBackman, you have more than well earned me as a follower
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Thank you! You are too kind and I was happy to follow you back a minute ago. 🙂👍
3 ups, 3w
Thanks!
3 ups, 3w
😂
0 ups, 3w
These are questions that are asked all the time of assault victimes, vBackman.

It's only fair to ask him.

Unless you're suggesting he should get a special exemption? Are you suggesting he not be treated the same as everyone else?
3 ups, 4w,
1 reply
BREAKING - It has been revealed that DC Police Commander Michael Pulliam was placed on leave after he and MPD command directed officers to downgrade felony reports and alter crime classifications, such as “felony assault,” deliberately manipulating data to falsely show a 26% drop in violent crime in 2024.

OOPS
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Viking, now don't bother Modda with pesky FACTS. Not fair! 😆😉
1 up, 3w
They love omitting the truth
5 ups, 4w,
1 reply
😂 he provoked them by trying to stop them from stealing a woman’s car. They aren’t allowed to steal with impunity despite leftist apologists.
2 ups, 4w,
3 replies
Is that before or after he shoved her in the car?
6 ups, 4w,
1 reply
You Democrats are so corrupt
0 ups, 4w
Takes one to know one daddy-o

You sad you got no girlfriend to defend?
5 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Don’t know, but seems reasonable to get her in the car to get away from a group of thugs. As to what he was wearing it looks like white jeans and a black striped t shirt. Why does that matter? You think he was wearing the wrong color? And you defend that? Or why he was out at 3 am? Why were they out 3 am looking for cars to steal. And you defend that as well.
5 ups, 4w,
2 replies
He's fishing for an excuses to blame the victim.
5 ups, 4w
He thinks as long as the victims are white they provoked it or deserved it. Reverse the skin color and he would be demanding justice because that’s all he’s got is race hate, not morals.
0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Do you think he did it for the attention? I bet he is going to sue someone so he gets paid a lot of money.
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
So assigning unproved motives to say he's bad.

You might as well say women want to be raped because they want to get a fat payout from a lawsuit.
0 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Wait, are you saying that some people accuse women of making up rape accusations just so they can sue someone in civil court for money?!?
3 ups, 3w,
6 replies
No, I' saying you might as well accuse rape victims of asking for it.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
"So he's not following the known details of the story. OK."

But omission and fabrication are part of the Socratic Method, don'tcha know,,,
3 ups, 3w
It is the way of the master debater.
1 up, 3w
A most impressive skill set.

And as a result, whereas I previously took much of what he said to be be backed by facts he presented, now I'll be suspicious if he's just duping for the sake of Socrates.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
He's supposedly making a point by still accusing the victim, leaving out known established factual details, and merging stories 4 months apart that are only related because they both involve robbery:

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Or you can just scroll down to where my memes appear to read that exchange.
2 ups, 3w
So he's not following the known details of the story. OK.
0 ups, 3w,
2 replies
2 ups, 3w
So, you're lying.
1 up, 3w
No, this is what you're saying:

"whistlelock 1h, 1 reply

And thus you arrive at my point, Modda. We don't know what happened.

We know the couple was there. Because his friend was there to take pictures of him, we know he was bloody. We know that 2 15 year olds were arrested. Not for assault, as it turns out, but for stealing an iPhone.

Anything beyond that is assumptive.

We don't know if there really was a feral gang of 13 year old boys out there at 3 am.

I have questions like why was his friend there so quickly to take pictures? Was his friend there ahead of time? Was this person there by happenstance?

And carjacking seems like such an antiquated crime. Yeah, it still happens, but what are 10 13 year olds gonna do with a car? There's 10 of them. Squeeze 5 of them in there? Which 5?

How do we know that Big Balls wasn't physically abusing his girlfriend in that parking lot at 3 AM and this band of plucky kids tried to stop him?"

You're not making a point about to blame or not to blame a rape victim based on political priorities, you're actually doing the same and laying blame with this couple because they should not have been invading the turf of these fine aspiring hoodlums because they didn't belong in that neighborhood because Trump and race.
0 ups, 3w,
2 replies
"So, you're lying."

OOOOOORRRRRRRR

I'm using a method called the Socratic Method to help people arrive at a conclusion all on their own.

But apparently that didn't happen here so...
3 ups, 3w
Nope, you started with an assumed stance and thus created a lie.
1 up, 3w
By merging two different stories that took place months apart, skipping facts, and embellishing them with bogus details in order to blame the victim because, you know, anything or anyone connected to Trump must automatically be in the wrong because feelz?

That's not the Socratic Method, that's partisan hack fanficing disguised as making a point in order to cover for deliberately extruded ignorance because some fella supposedly didn't belong in that neighborhood because he's not a 'POC' - a term, like the concept, highly offensive, invented by elitist gentifiers to patronize and condescend to their adopted wards of a 'cause.'
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
What?!? Are you saying that some people blame women for being raped?

I suppose then, that the people who were blaming women for being raped or accused them of making it up, don't blame the victims when it's politically expedient for them to do so?
3 ups, 3w
I'm saying you're using the same reasoning of those that blame women for being raped.
You've now passed the limit of credulity on missing the point.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
That's a real thing. It happens all the time. Look at Blake Lively.
0 ups, 3w,
2 replies
WHAT?!? Are you saying that there are people in this world who will blame victims for the things that happen to them?

Are you also saying that those same people will casually forget to blame victims for the things that happen to them when it's politically expedient for them?!?

I'm shook.
3 ups, 3w
You Liberals have a way with twisting words.
3 ups, 3w
For things that DON'T happen to them.
3 ups, 4w,
1 reply
What the f**k are you talking about
4 ups, 4w,
1 reply
He's fishing for an excuses to blame the victim.
6 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Yeah obviously. Typical whistlelock MO is to ask a dozen inane questions with no actual desire for truth, then just disappear. Typical idiotic troll.
2 ups, 4w,
1 reply
That sounds like the typical lines used to blame a victim who was abused or otherwise assaulted.

The question isn't what he was doing, it's what those 13 year olds were doing. Why were those children even out at that hour in the first place, other than refining their violent criminality skills?

Worst case scenario, let's say for the sake of argument that they actually encountered him trying to steal one of their cars. They still had no right to assault him like that.

And that's just a hypothetical, because we already know what the situation was, and it was they who were trying to steal a car, and he who got in the way of their fists and kicks.

There is no excuse or defense for what they did. The only thing we can hope for at this point is that they get exactly what they asked for.
Commit a crime, do the time.
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
What was he doing?
Getting in the way of their stealing of his girlfriend's car?
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
He and his girlfriend who at her car at 3:00 am because they were at her car at 3:00 am.
Not sure how 'they deserved' it comes at the play.

I used to take the train home from Downtown at 3:00, 4, 5... in the morning, and then walk from the Grand Concourse to Arthur Avenue. Does that mean I earned the right to get assaulted by 10 teenage aspiring criminals because I was out during the zombie hours?
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
And thus you arrive at my point, Modda. We don't know what happened.

We know the couple was there. Because his friend was there to take pictures of him, we know he was bloody. We know that 2 15 year olds were arrested. Not for assault, as it turns out, but for stealing an iPhone.

Anything beyond that is assumptive.

We don't know if there really was a feral gang of 13 year old boys out there at 3 am.

I have questions like why was his friend there so quickly to take pictures? Was his friend there ahead of time? Was this person there by happenstance?

And carjacking seems like such an antiquated crime. Yeah, it still happens, but what are 10 13 year olds gonna do with a car? There's 10 of them. Squeeze 5 of them in there? Which 5?

How do we know that Big Balls wasn't physically abusing his girlfriend in that parking lot at 3 AM and this band of plucky kids tried to stop him?
1 up, 3w
Except we do know:

▶️ "Aug. 6 (UPI) -- Two 15-year-olds were arrested in an alleged attack on a former Department of Government Efficiency employee.

Edward Coristine, 19, whose nickname is "Big Balls," was allegedly surrounded and assaulted by a group of about 10 teens near his car early Sunday morning. He said he shoved his date into the car for her safety and faced the teens, when they began attacking him.

Police patrolling the area saw the event, and they stepped out of their vehicle. The teens fled on foot, but two were caught, identified by Coristine and arrested. They were charged with unarmed carjacking. The two teens were a 15-year-old male and a 15-year-old female. The others are still at large."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/two-15-olds-arrested-attack-132055716.html

▶️ "Apr 21, 2025 — DC police found and arrested two teenagers for an armed robbery in Capitol Hill after tracking the iPhone they stole."

https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/washington-dc/dc-police-track-stolen-iphone-to-arrest-two-teenagers-for-armed-robbery/

⬛ Actually I didn't know. Much. Till now.
The first entry, as you can see, is in line with what everyone else has stated farther up above.

The second is more in line with what you stated regarding two teens arrested in relation to a phone. In April.

What you posted is not assumption, it is conjecture (to put it politely), merging two unrelated stories that took place 4 months apart, of whose only details they share is the arrest of two teenagers in DC with crimes related to robbery or the attempt of...
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