Since Cali has such lax voter regulations…Conservatives could get rid of California

California will simply collapse under its own political weight. Mexico may reclaim it. lol

Mexico already has.
It’s called Reconquista.

Mexico meanwhile is saying, "We no longer want California, because that is where we send all our rejects."

Where can I donate ...

One word:

Florida

Fruits and nuts like, for example, pistachios, dates, figs, grapes, avocados, and more don't do well in Florida's tropical climate. They need a hot summer, semi-arid "Mediterranean" climate, which the Central Valley has in spades.

(I assume you mean the *food* kind.)

Ah, I didn't know that, thanks for letting me know

1) California secedes.
2) Conservatives let them, minus US military bases.
3) The state quickly becomes a totalitarian, fascist hellhole that shoots people who try to leave.
4) Not even two years have passed, and the "People's Republic of California" collapses into anarchy.
5) Roving alien gangs attempt to swarm the US bases, triggering war.
6) California is put in its place, and finally law, order, and common sense grace the land for the first time in fifty years.

California is basically North Korea 2.0 lol