Buff Doge vs. Cheems

I own multiple mansions, and castles, and hundreds of luxury/sports cars in four different countries, with hundreds of millions of dollars in my personal balance.

In Forza Horizon.

Buy GTA5
Kill a man and steal his car
Take his car to the bank
Shoot everyone inside
Steal millions of dollars
Kill every police officer at the scene
Bomb random houses
Run over kids with your car
Drive home
Play GTA5

Bought Minecraft
Found a village
Looted the village
Killed the villagers
Burned the village
Went home
Played Minecraft

holy sh-

More like

Buy GTA5
Play Gangstar
Drive home
Play GTA5

OH NO

OH GOD

First you kidnap them to do nasty things to them

THEN you run them over

You bastard

Yes

hi im just gonna put dis meme here

Ever play a big muscular guy who can jump off buildings and fight ppl, while yo fat butt is sitting on the couch barely even able to pull yourself to stand up?

That's me with my social skills online, and my social skills irl.

This is relatable
in Skylanders my max is 50 but I literally can't do 2 pushups without already wanting to fall over

Lmfao who else was scrolling the found this??🤣

I can't lift more than 45 lbs

That's the best part of action games.
There ain't any action.

I cant lift more than 115 lbs

i dont weigh more than that

Lol

seriously i dont

but im only in grade 7 so thats good

Dont worry to live in my basement you dont need to be heavy

ight

I can shoot spiders, use fire, lift heavy things and run reallllly fast!

In kill it with fire….
But fr- I can barely run a few feet in P.E without having to stop and take a breath-

yes
me too bro

im guessing most of us

bruh i been reading every single comment you guys are hairious

I can’t either bro

I can do both :)

haha

This is literally me lmfao

I can lift around 120

XD

me rn:

120 kg's or pounds?

i can't even walk normally

I have so many fans, and I live in space-

On Twitter

YBA in a nutshell:

just like me i cant to any pull ups