First accumulating April snow since 1940 in Portland, OR. Global warming is a con.

Hot: Global warming
Cold: Climate change
Something inbetween : Climate change also
Same as every other year: Climate change : Coming soon to a theatre near you!

^ this, exactly.

Ah, funny you should mention Portland. Yes, please do share your meme and your original climate insights with the family members of all those Portlanders who died in the record-shattering heat wave of 2021.

I expect news of this unusual snowfall will greet them as

C o l d

Comfort

The planet was warmer in 1000 a.d. than now and humanity survived. 15,000 years ago NYC was covered with 3,000 feet of ice. The ice did not melt because cave men were driving Hummers.
6,000 years ago the Sahara Desert was a lush oasis. There are bigger forces at play than what mankind does. It is a con, like it or not.

116 Ha bunch of wimps, come on down to South Georgia where people aren't pussies

Welcome to the midwest

exactly average humidity in South Georgia is at least 85% everyday

Alright man. Maybe you’re tough. Maybe you train for marathons in 120-degree weather with 95% humidity. (Even though you’re more likely typing this from the comfort of a 72-degree climate-controlled home, or even a pleasant evening outside in mid-April.) I don’t know you.

But not everyone is as tough as you. People will die if we don’t do anything. Everyone from your grandma to your roofer to your landscaper to your children trapped roasting in a daycare without power will be “dropping like flies.”

Maybe you consider 116 degree heat to be “normal” for Atlanta. I doubt it actually is normal, even for Atlanta, but whatever — it will soon be moot. Get ready for 125 degree heat waves, because that’s what’s coming next.

Thank you for reminding us again that the Republican solution to heat waves and basically everything is to “toughen up,” or just “be luckier.” It works until it doesn’t.

Meanwhile, Democrats are the only party serious about building infrastructure that will mitigate the worst of climate change and help us survive what’s coming next.

Remember, we can’t plan for “normal,” “predicted,” and “expected.” We have to plan for “bad,” “unexpected,” and “worse.”

The liberals are arrogant enough to believe man can change climate. And they are dishonest enough to shift it from here to Asia at the request of the Chinese communists. The oligarchs buy ocean front land and the banks loan against it, yet they tell us those estates will be underwater in a few years. The liberals are bullshitting us. If man could change climate, God h we love us all, for oligarchs would control the earth by it yo everyone else’s detriment.

It’s not a matter of arrogance. Human emotions have nothing to do with it. It’s a simple science problem: “If we pump 30 billion tons of CO2 into the atmosphere per year, what will happen?” It’s the largest and most dangerous experiment humanity has ever undertaken.

You discount global seasonal shifts over time - hot & cold. And you libtards do absolutely nothing to stop China and India from co2 usage. If it’s as dire as your lies state. You libtards would be going to war at all costs, even nuclear war, to stop this death threat.

Nuclear war would bring its own kind of climate catastrophe, not to mention the instant deaths of hundreds of millions. Lol. That is not a realistic option, hence why no one proposes it.

It’s a science problem that will demand scientific solutions, and, in the meantime coordinated diplomatic action — exactly what liberals have been backing for decades and conservatives have been resisting for just as long.

India, China, and others are increasing their emissions as they industrialize, but are investing in green tech too — in China’s case, heavily. Global warming means global. No country will be spared. They know they need to get a handle on it, or else mounting heat and starvation and natural disasters will create immense social unrest.

Nuclear outcome is apparently as serious as climate change, which is 100% certain. So nukes truly are options and world leaders know it. They just don’t believe in climate change,

Stop drinking beer.

I’d be satisfied if he’d shift from Meth & whiskey to beer.

Don’t bring your disgusting assaults on a great American pastime around here, I like beer and so do God-fearing patriots

Here's the thing, as I've done before, I could post real stuff countering Global Warming like I was eating nothing all week but baked beans with dried prunes for desert. In fact, I was gonna, because it's been awhile and I'm getting rusty.

But why ain't I? Because this silly "The Libs believe meat lockers work for real but they can't because God didn't invent refrigerators" and "My big man balls put Oregonians to shame because I set the heater to 11 in my SUV when it's a brisk 125 in the Walmart freezer aisle here in Venus, GA and yet I walk around with said big man balls out in the sparkling sun because they're painted red with MAGA on them nuts so they're pretty"

I mean, you can just say Global Warming ended in 1999 20 years after the Ice Age we were supposed to have ended before it properly began and Southern California was hotter and drier since the end of the last Ice Age till 1800 years ago than it is today oh and Cuba is totally immune despite being surrounded by other islands that are evaporating away while this is being typed, but nooooooooo-oooooooooooo, it's gotta be framed in partisan so that Dear Leader will be pleased when he returns to his rightful place on his golden toilet throne in 2025.....

Make a meme of that, please

You mean submit this or the image I used?

Oh, the text? I didn't tap "Show..." hahaha

Right
Hard to come up with a solid idea by reading the text

The 2nd or 3rd paragraph or the whole thing? I kinda tend to meander,,,

Beginning of the last giant paragraph and the very end of it.
Reading it a second time did bring a chuckle, however.

Portland Libtards would never survive they would be dropping like flies

With their air conditioners set on super max!

What's them winter lows, 75? If yous had a week of Portland weather, it'd be like a plague of Bronchitis clearing them highways.

116 isn’t safe conditions for anyone. If that kind of heat hits Atlanta, or anywhere in the U.S., people will die, period.

Air conditioners fail and can’t be replaced in time, blackouts occur from spiking energy usage, workers literally collapse on the job, etc.

It’s even worse when it hits a place like Portland where people are less used to dealing with extreme heat — but no, it’s not safe in Atlanta either.

Its normal in Georgia Atlanta too

116 in Atlanta is normal? The record high there is 106

factor in the 90% humidity

like i said 116 aint shit

normal summer

Perhaps yoou should look at your chart again.
For crying out loud, it's color coded.

The heat index, maybe. But not the temp by itself

you've been in South Georgia in the summer It's hot as f**k everyday

Yes it is

i'm just saying Portland is a bunch of whiney ass people complaining about it being hot

But not complaining about riots & mayhem.

Yeah, half an inch of snow for an entire hour in Georgia and they're dropping like a flock of flies stuck in a ice fiord in Iceland.

Nope stay at home for a day till it melts

they would never survive in Albany GA

Melt down

Like you would surive in Albany NY, or NYC, for that matter.
Imagine, the heat ticked up 10 - 15 degrees on account of miles of tar and canyons of concrete filtered through the steaming humidity, squeezing past more people in a day than you've seen in your life in places where driving and parking that refrigerated SUV for every pit spot just ain't gonna be happening,,,
It's a beautiful thing.