You look like the type of person who would beat somebody up over a cheeseburger, and then blame it on the government.

like the kinda guy who would hold up McDonalds just for a free happy meal.

Youre so fat if you went outside youd be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines

You look like this guy if he had a breakup with his girlfriend

That looks like a 12 mile drive from the bottom of your chin to your lower lip.

Well, In order to roast you, I need to have a picture of YOU, not your dog.

Bro u destroyed him

which one?

damn when the mirror saw you the mirror exploded

Who the f**k gave young hitler internet access

You have something one your third chin

no, that's his 7th. learn to count.

I would roast your neck, but it's so short it took me 3 days to realize it existed

you look like the type of guy that complains that your dounut has a hole in it

why are all the pics i see of you so happy? common turn it down a bit,

yo buzz what did kevin do to you

PrestonPlayz called. He wants his hair back.

How do you look 13, 20 and 40 all at the same time?

I gave this an upvote because I laughed at the image

you look like an older version of me
also fatter

Your the type of guy to wear one air pod because you saw it on Tik Tok

i mean i wear one airpod so that when one dies i can use the other one while the first one charges

ah yes, massive brain

gorb

truly a good game

You should probably close your blinds -- you don't want someone to die of shock after seeing that toad lookin' face of yours.

Your wearing AirPods because you can’t hear when your mommy tells you it’s time to eat dinner

i think he looks good and rich

said no one ever

ngl these were some of the best burns I've heard

you look like that is not your airpod, stole it from an older sibling and posted that photo so girls would like you or something. they won't