Bro actually just wrote a full paragraph in response to one sentence

If you need to throw someone under the bus to gain a moral high ground, you need to reconsider your values.

As far as presence on the internet goes, yes.

I do have an account, so does everyone else on this god forsaken website. That means jack shit and f**k all. I also have a job. That also means jack shit and f**k all because I'd rather not work the rest of my life away.

You're an imgflip addict with a side hustle.

I'm a functioning member of society with an enjoyment for memes.

We are not the same.

If you're one of these people, I automatically dislike you