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Pfizer Heart Stop | HEY GIRL; YOUR NAME MUST BE PFIZER 'CUZ YOU JUST MADE MY HEART STOP | image tagged in the ladies man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,551 views 81 upvotes Made by kdawg 3 years ago in politics
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9 ups, 3y
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That's gold right there! Great job on a new spin!!! Gotta love that regardless of what you beleive!😁🍻
5 ups, 3y
This is priceless.
6 ups, 3y,
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I am conservative, and I am pro-Trump, but I really hate the anti-vax memes on imgflip.
3 ups, 3y
The meme's still funny
2 ups, 3y,
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"but I really hate the anti-vax memes"

Someday - in the not so distant future - you'll finally realize they are all correct and that "the science" as purported by the major networks, including Fox, is just government / Big Pharma lies. Unfortunately, it sounds like you're not ready to learn it "the easy way" (information online by actual doctors that understand the problems) and instead you're going to have to learn it "the hard way" - via death and medical issues experienced by friends and family. If you'd like some good sources for info, LMK.
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I'm sure they did their own research, from information online by actual doctors and the "Major Networks", such as New York Times, Washington Post, BBC, CNN, etc. Whereas I believe you do your research on Facebook from Health Gurus and Networks such as Fox News, The Goop, or The Onion. Two of which are incorrect and one is joking. A good doctor I recommend you get your information about the Vaccine from is Doctor Mike or Doc Schmidt (I probably spelt his name wrong).
0 ups, 3y,
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I disagree with you on the Trump thing, but I am also sick of the anti-vax memes here
1 up, 3y
"but I am also sick of the anti-vax memes here"

You wanna know what I'm sick of? People dying from the vaccine, including young children now getting myocarditis. I'm really sick of that. Much more than any memes of any kind.
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2 ups, 3y
resist the biden vax :)
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2 ups, 3y,
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same here. also the anti evolution ... I had someone actually tell me the world was flat the other day.. it pisses me off so much because they were conservatives.
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That’s a bunch of nonsense. There are plenty of stupid, gullible people out there. Not sure how flat earth became a “conservative” thing. Some lib here said I was the party of the flat earthers recently and that was the first I had heard of this party affiliation.

Just goes to show we need to assess whatever gets thrown at us and make our own decisions. If only the 50% of the country who believes in CNN could get that through their noggins.
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2 ups, 3y,
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yea its getting tied into creationists beliefs , that -all science- is man made nonsense .. like the earth being round .. it really really gives conservatives a bad name when we got people saying shit like that.
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yes, doesn't it :)
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yea it does, and trust me , I get into it just as bad with evangelicals, just as bad, sometimes worse because I feel conservatives should be smarter, as I do with zombie leftists.
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0 ups, 3y,
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i feel the same about some lefty issues
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0 ups, 3y
omg, can it be that you and I have some common ground to stand on???? God forbid ! LoL
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You have to look at who is saying what about what group, and why the person is saying it.

The older I get, the less I trust people, especially those that "need" me to believe their version of life. I just tend to ignore them and their criticisms, whether they are from the left or the right.
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2 ups, 3y,
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imagine dying for a book written by a man pretending to be god :)
0 ups, 3y,
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Just imagine burning in hell because you didn't want to be nice to people.
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1 up, 3y,
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hell doesn't exist

neither does heaven
0 ups, 3y,
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Actually quantum physics requires a higher power to work. Look it up.
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jesus isn't mentioned in QF

nor is religion
0 ups, 3y
No one said it was. However like I said, a higher power is required by quantum physics.
0 ups, 3y,
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Nope. People that question evolution have legitimate science that says evolution is impossible. They have nothing to do with flat earthers. See the recent mitochondrial study that shows 90% of living things don't have common ancestors.
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claiming the earth is 10,000 years old debunks anti evolution on its face, you can measure time lines through the layers of the earth and through carbon dating. I believe in God , I belief faith is a beautiful thing to have in your heart and I hold it in mine as well -however , there are indisputable things like gravity , the earth being round , and life and death.. that should not be blinded by that faith , for example - I have faith in God , but I do not think God is going to reach out of heaven and cure my diabetes because I pray , I have to take my insulin or I will die - that is a fact, it is not debatable. Our bones have changes in the last 20,000 years , as humans moved from living outside to living inside , our bones evolved , they got thinner, our ability to withstand temperatures changed we became more susceptible to hot and cold -change and evolution go hand in hand , you can not tell me with a straight face that nothing ever changed .
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Actually radiometric dating has been proven inaccurate for a while now. Any time a substance they date has been molten it completely throws the date off. You can look into the science of why radiometric dating doesn't work on your own though.
Bone density is based on bone use. Martial artists use their bones a lot through impact and stress and they have extremely dense bones comparable to when we lived outside.
Susceptibility to hot and cold is based more on blood pressure and fat content than anything else. There are people that live today that can take ice baths for 20 minutes with no ill effect or withstand 100+ temperatures for days.
Things have changed, but not in the way you think, our genetic traits have been slowly being removed from our genome, reducing the variety in the gene pool, which explains the rise in disease.
Nothing you mention even comes close to proving evolution.
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we are degenerating as a society - and it pains me that it comes from the left but it kills me that it also comes from the right. You can believe what you want, and that is fine. I am not going to argue with you, my man. All I am going to say is they have the bones, the genetic equation, and the time line of the evolutionary changes that took place over the course of millions of years - from when we were apes to now, to me it is proven without a doubt, like gravity.. and the shape of the earth ... the age of the earth, the fact that the universe is billions of years old .. in this one particular subject I am not interested, I just am not going to even entertain creationism. it is on the same level as someone telling me there is 900 genders.
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Actually they have none of that. They have a magical tree where they connect creatures with similarities and most of that was wiped out for the last 200,000 years by that study I mentioned above. No one said anything about creationism. I only said that evolution was proven false. Radiometric dating was proven false by the RATE project where they showed electromagnetism and heat could vastly change the results of radiometric tests. If you start examining the science and looking closely you'll see it all falls apart too.
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I am going to stick with the general consensus of scientific study and everything I have learn throughout my life and stick with evolution. Sometimes 9 out of 10 people agree with something because the conclusion is has been proven beyond a doubt. Your conclusions are interesting , and I'll read more about them, I like to do opposition research, it helps me debate. You should also research why evolution is so widely accepted as fact by nearly entire scientific world.
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No reply option on that meme, so...
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0 ups, 3y
General consensus was that the world was flat by scientists for a long time.
I've done thousands of hours of research on evolution and I've seen the same thing in all of them, blind trust in the status quo. When they clumped cells together and saw that they didn't die, they claimed it was evolution. In reality it was just cell clumping, they survived fine after declumping and none of them changed genetically.
When they claimed that the lizards grew a new organ, turns out they just interbred with lizards that already had that and they themselves had it as a recessive gene.
You look closely at all their experiments and it comes down to blind faith.
With radiometric dating they ask you what time period you think it was in, then break the sample into 10 parts and test each part separate, then they throw out the ones that are outside the range you specify. They use the remaining dates to come up with a final date. Radiometric dating can't be used to date anything we know the actual age of. So there is literally no way we can tell if it works.
Flaw after flaw and flaw shows up when you look closely at their so called science.
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The nonsense you spew is adorable!
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to the other comment thread that was about goat and pizza - I love savory pizza , to me, pineapple is vile , sweet toppings are a curse . I am all about savory toppings - ham, beef , pepperoni, black olives, spinach, broccoli, green peppers .. sun dried tomatoes .. anything savory.
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I've been borderline high blood pressure for some years, but got by without dealing with it. Last year, however, it did act up twice after eating pepperoni pizza, so there goes that because I'd rather not take pills everyday unless it's 5 minutes past too late.
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pepperoni, yea .. any cured meat products - all the good lunch meats like salami , and most of the polish style pressed sausage deli meats , stay away from . They are all salt. I find most of my reading material these days are the backs of nutrition labels. That sodium is a killer.
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Not anchovies and onions though?
I don't like sausage on pizza, tasts bland.

I like Indian & Thai food, like when they combine sweet and hot, so maybe that's why pineapple tastes alright to me.

I've never had Deep Dish, although Dominos offers it (I had heard they ain't bad, but never bought from them)
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1 up, 3y
to me, deep dish is over rated unless you want to overdose on cheese. yea no anchovies for me, wayy to salty .
0 ups, 3y
Oh gosh, the days I could put peperoni or salami in the toaster oven and make a sandwich...
What a better way to distill that salt!

The also often contain sodium nitrate, a carcinogen as a preservative,,,
0 ups, 3y
You mean facts right? Try checking them out, you might be surprised at what you find.
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"If only the 50% of the country who believes in CNN..."

Only half the country believe CNN exists?

Y'know...that's actually believable.
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0 ups, 3y
its in the bible :)
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Anti evolution has nothing to do with flat earth.
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you don't really believe that round earth stuff DO you?
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as much as an outsider it makes me to the radicals I believe the earth in round, I believe in gravity and that there is 2 genders and 3 sexualities. just the facts ma'am.
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genders are constructs like creationism

sex is biological fact like evolution
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I disagree, I believe personalities are fluid unlike gender, like, a guy can have a feminine personality or even like to wear women's clothing , however that doesn't make them female. our DNA determines our gender , our sexuality is either straight , gay or Bi, no matter what you like personally/sexually/ or socially you are either male or female, and one of the 3 sexualities I mentioned. I am a 40 year old college graduate , I majored in applied sciences and took biology and philosophy as minors- I have a problem with politically motivated science , Biology is a fact . How people feel is their personality , how they feel doesn't change their Chromosomes.
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potayto potahto. i kind of agree, but there are only 2 sexes. and gender is a construct.

that's dictionary reality, not mine.
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Sexes are a social construct as well, for that matter, particularly that of dioecious species being described as "opposite'

Additional gender identitfication, like sexual orientation, are just gradients between the two. Even those claiming to be devoid of it still use sex and sexes as reference points.
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just one shot :) https://i.imgflip.com/5vdlth.jpg
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3 ups, 3y,
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lol what is the difference between Kyle Rittenhouse and the vaccines? the 3 shots Kyle took were effective!!
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Haha I saw that on Reddit yesterday. Amazing joke
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https://i.imgflip.com/5vdlth.jpg
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Ok
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kyle didn't kill one of them :)

byrd had a higher success rate with just one shot :)
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even if it wasn't a kill shot , the attacker was disabled - so in terms of successfulness of the shots Kyle was at 100%
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just one shot and byrd saved countless conservasoys from the same fate :)
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Well, the same could be said for Kyle , think about all the little kids he saved from being molested by Rosenbaum, the dude already had 5 convictions before he got dealt with ;D
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who did McMichaels and Bryan save from Ahmaud Arbery?
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nobody, but Ahmaud saved them from having to decide what to wear for the next 40 years LoL
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they'll be wearing BBC for lyfe :)
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