Lincoln, LIBERAL? Compared to what, King Leopold?
The LeftRightLeftRightLeftRight dance ain't anything but a farce for pickled brain dolts looking for a clique because they felt left out in high school except when getting their asses kicked in in the bathroom.
So-called Liberals stand for change as long as it doesn't effect the sheen of the wax finish on their SUVS or make their Ventis get cold while waiting for this, um, change that's gonna happen one day that's not today.
So-called Conservatives refer to 1776's ultra-radical ultra-leftist Liberals (goodness, they revolted against the Godly Royal Crown) as the foundation of their so-called idealogy, which anyone who came here from the 'Old Country' finds about as Conservative as a tie-dye in the wool Hippie on LSD in an orgy with the Manson Family doing Yogi chants and praying for John Wayne in a polyester suit to return to replace Jesus.
They do, however, have a yearning for a return to rule by royal decree, they're only too confused by their sanctimonious hypocrisy to acknowledge it while bending over in their gimp suits waiting for a proper spanking by a lady in red latex name Matilda.