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Who's god? Not everyone is a relgious zealot suchvas yourself
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OK Einstein - I do not know - who is God? (See, when you use the contraction "who's" it's short for "who is". In your sentence you should have used "whose", which is the possessive of "who".)

What is "relgious"? What is "suchvas"?
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Yeah, I was gonna say. Which god they referring to?
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There is only one. The One who created the heavens and the Earth and demonstrated His power through miracles. Thanks for asking and that's The God of the Holy bible.
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See, that's why you gotta seperate church from state, different cultures serve different gods with different messages and being a diverse society, you can't impose just one on everybody, what about the athiests or agnostic, which is what I am, like millions of others, "god" doesn't factor into my or pthers sensabilities.
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We gotta keep the state from violating the rights of religious people and otherwise. Religions aren't the issue - government is the issue. Forcing their fake science on on our school age children which cannot telll the difference between male and female and allowing boys in the girls bathrooms and other nonsense.
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pthers ?
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sensabilities ?
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You're sure about that? Not only do other cultures have their own gods, some have more than one. What gives you the ultimate wisdom to know who's got it right?
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See my statement above
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That statement is just your opinion.
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no - it's FACT
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Then prove it.
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What do you mean by "prove"? I gave you evidence and truth while you contradicted yourself. Evidence - Genesis 1-1 is consistent with science. The New Testiment is EYE WITNESS ACCOUNTS. They are EARLY ACCOUNT - they were written within a lifetime of the events while witnesses were still living and we have no writings of dispute from that period. We have MIRACLES which demonstrate the divine. We have EMBARRASSING TESTIMONY - the writers have embarrassing things about themselves which are highly unlikely in an made up account. I can give you much more but this is plenty of EVIDENCE. Thanks for asking and enjoy your evening.
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That god is a fairy tale
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That's not a bigoted statement
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Common man, now you're being homophobic too?
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*c'mon - damned auto correct
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Imagine if a Muslim said the same thing, how these people would shit bricks
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Holy f**k, we'd see harrasments of muslims would go up exponentially, so basically a regular week day
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harrasments ?
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Islam/Muslim doesn't compare. Muhammad is dead but Jesus is alive thus demonstrating his divinity and authority over nature. The Holy Bible is corrorobated historically while the koran is full of errors and faulty morality. The Holy Bible gives 3 highest moral command to us. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Love your neighbor as yourself. And whomever copells you to go with him 1 mile, go with him two. Now, if you can think of any higher moral commands than thes then I'd love to hear them. Where are they? Atheism? The Koran? Let me know.
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See, there you go, that arrogance over which religion is the right religion. This is why we can't have nice things. Get relgion out of the way, practice it at home and church
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So, you are claiming to be right but you aren't arrogant - I claim to be right and provide the evidence but I'm arrogant? Each world view contradicts the other so they cannot all be right. They can alll be wrong but they cannot all be right. This is the reason I provided EVIDENCE.
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Evidence of what? Jesus is alive? See you claim your religion is the religion to follow, simply not true, different faiths, different gods. I remain agnostic, till you or anyone can prove in a one true god, then maybe we'll talk. Untill then you have your faith, I have mine, no one is right, the arrogance comes in the claim yours is the one true god, which is simply not so
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What do you mean by "prove"? I gave you EVIDENCE which points to the one true God. You don't have to folllow anything and I never said such. That's up to you. The fact that there are "different faiths" doesn't mean that there is no one which is the true one. You are right that I have faith but it is based on the EVIDENCE.

Oh, and it's self defeating to claim that "no one is right" because that would mean that YOU AREN'T RIGHT EITHER, RIGHT??? Logic is another tool to discover what is true and false and a couple of your claims are outright false. I hope this helps.
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What evidence? I still see no evidence. I see opinions, insults and ideals, but no factual evidence.
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I'll give you the evidence again.

Genesis 1-1 is consistent with science. The New Testiment is EYE WITNESS ACCOUNTS. They are EARLY ACCOUNT - they were written within a lifetime of the events while witnesses were still living and we have no writings of dispute from that period. We have MIRACLES which demonstrate the divine. We have EMBARRASSING TESTIMONY - the writers have embarrassing things about themselves which are highly unlikely in an made up account. I can give you much more but this is plenty of EVIDENCE.
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I don't hate it, I just don't quite believe in it. You can believe what you wanna believe, But if you're gonna say theres only one true right relgion, your relgion, I'm gonna call you on it.
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There's one true religion.
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tbf, Zoroastrianism is but one religion in a world of many,,,
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Nope
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"Jesus is alive thus demonstrating his divinity and authority over nature"

That's a claim. How do you demonstrate that that claim is true? You just have Bible verses, nothing concrete.

"The Holy Bible is corrorobated historically while the koran is full of errors and faulty morality"

The Bible is full of faulty morality as well, like allowing for slavery and genocide, and commanding the death penalty for blasphemy, witchcraft, being a rebellious child, and many other things.

"The Holy Bible gives 3 highest moral command to us. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Love your neighbor as yourself. And whomever copells you to go with him 1 mile, go with him two"

The first one didn't originate with Christianity. And the other two are pretty vague.

"Now, if you can think of any higher moral commands than thes then I'd love to hear them. Where are they? Atheism? The Koran? Let me know."

Atheism doesn't say anything about moral issues one way or the other. It is a position on whether or not a God exists and nothing else. Although I do believe that secular moral systems tend to be superior to religious ones, because religious moral systems, like from the Bible or the Quran, tend to be nothing more than the arbitrary commands of a supposed higher power. Secular moral systems result from people actually thinking about what's best for society and what is best for people.
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The Bible is HISTORY and none of it has been proven false - nothing you have stated here or anywhere else. The Bible records slavery and the other items you mentioned but it does not condone it as I have given you the 3 big prescriptions for morality. Jesus of Nazareth gave them.

Secular moralism? Like Hitler's??? Or how about Stalin?? You have no defense from either based on your own philosophy - a philosophy of "THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR SOCIETY". Atheism cannot ground any moral claims. On what basis? And where is these secularist moral claims which top the 3 which come from the Bible???? Let me help you - THEY DON"T EXIST. Our society would be amazing if everyone followed these 3 moral precepts from the BIble - PERIOD.
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"The Bible is HISTORY and none of it has been proven false"

You mean like a magical garden with magic fruit trees and talking animals? Or like a global flood which covered Mt Everest before the water magically disappeared? Or like a single spot in the Middle East where every single human language traces back to? Or a dead person magically coming back to life and floating up into the sky?

"The Bible records slavery and the other items you mentioned but it does not condone it"

Exodus and Deuteronomy give rules for how to buy and own and treat slaves. It specifically allows people to own slaves. It does condone slavery.

"Secular moralism? Like Hitler's??? Or how about Stalin??"

No, because they were bad people

"You have no defense from either based on your own philosophy - a philosophy of "THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR SOCIETY"."

Yes I do, because what both of them did was harmful to society and to individuals.

"Atheism cannot ground any moral claims. On what basis?"

Atheism isn't about morality one way or another. It only deals with the existence of a god.
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LOL!! As far as miracles are concerned - your comment has not disproved any of them. If God created the heavens and the Earth then what could stop Him from reaching inside of His creation and do them??? I'll help you out - NOTHING.

As for slavery - there is more than one type of slavery but God & the Bible has never looked upon it favorable but as a punishment. But there was a form of slavery which many today aren't familiar with called "indentured" or voluntary slavery. This happened when a person owed a debt which they could not pay as there were no banckruptcy laws or courts back then.

I hope this helps but you have a bigger issue if you want to claim that there is no God and and that is WHAT'S WRONG WITH SLAVERY if there is no God??? There is no right or wrong - just your opinion against the slaveowner's. It's just your opinion that Hitler was bad if God doesn't exist. It's just your opinion that something is "bad for society". Without God, everything is subjective and we simply have competing OPINIONS. Atheism is a world view and it has implications just like theism does and they are inescapable. You want to claim that there is no God but you want to make moral claims - and then say atheism isn't about morality. If there is no god then there is no morality - only subjective opinions. But you don't believe that. How do I know? Because you implied that slavery is immoral and so was Hitler and Stalin. Thank you for affirning God.
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SMHID!!!
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The Christian god and the Muslim god are the same diety, the god of Abraham. He's just interpreted differently. And both interpretations were done by fallible humans.
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Do explain?
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SMHID!!!!
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"truly, you are a burden upon society"

Nope. I'm a functional, contributing member of society
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Okay, then prove me wrong
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You prove yourself wrong every day.

If you were concerned about being right you wouldn't even log on to this site.
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I said "I'm a functional, contributing member of society"

He said that's bullshit

I asked him to prove my wrong

Pretty straightforward to me
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