Patient - "Doc, I think I got cracked or broken ribs because of a workplace accident!"
Doc - "COVID! GET THE MASKS! WE GOT VENTILATORS? GOOD! HURRY UP AND GET THE PATIENT UNDER QUARANTINE!"
Patient - "But I rarely get sick you know that."
Doc - "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO QUESTION THE SCIENCE!"
Patient - *Cough! Cough!* "Oh no, I just coughed up blood and the pain is getting worse!"
Doc - "COUGHING BLOOD! IT'S A NEW COVID VARIANT! SOMEONE CALL THE CDC AND FAUCI!"