That's a good one apples!
Granted, I only know you and prankster from our interactions here on the flip, but my sense is that you're far closer to being a karen than prankster has ever been.
Here's one definition, from the interweb: Karen is a slang term for a white woman who acts entitled to certain privileges or special treatment and gets angered easily. The term is often used to criticize the behavior of self-absorbed white, affluent, and middle-aged women, but may also be applied to anybody being " extra ", or acting demanding and overly dramatic.