Bible vs science

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So, now it starts!

Welcome to the age of doublethink.

The bible lines up 100% with science. In fact it stated a few things that science is just finding out like water under ocean floor and springs of the deep.

You are correct. It also lines up with finite number of genders, man and woman, X or Y in the 23rd pair of chromosomes?

False.

Prove it

Prove that myths aren't real?

How about you go get Jesus on the phone and hope one of the Angels don't put you on hold while burning bushes talk with donkeys and the sons of the sons of God do battle with dragons while he smotes the wicked with blindness and crippled children.

I'll wait.

Nope, prove that there are more than 2 permutations of a pair containing 2 different objects. That might be too difficult a math problem for you, so I won't wait.

Wha?

Lay off the drugs and stop making stuff up, or the GodS will smote thee.

And just like that the holy troll ascended his butt into the everlasting,,,

Oh wait, was he doth smotethed?

what does it mean when you gas peaceful protestors to stage a photo up and hold the Bible upside down means?
is this your orange messiah?

That Bible is not upside down you fool.

Alas, Heaven needed another Angel, so the OP had to leave for a higher calling,,,