I don't care?! That's rather cruel to assume about me! Trying to be cute during dark times is a coping mechanism! (Guess you don't like it. :3) That news company is a bit shady, but your article says it worked out in your favor and the city will receive funding for more officers! They also wrote recently that drinking, drugs, and new unemployment claims were up. Could be a link there.
Hey, sorry if you live in that area (seriously!), but we're going to get through this whether anyone cares or not. In my day commenting at all showed you cared. Pepperidge Farm remembers too. I can't stop. XD Now you hate liberals even more. I'll see you in the FEMA camp, amirite?