What mundane "blessing" would you curse only your worst enemies with? It must be petty and (mostly) harmless!

May your mother always love you slightly less than she loves me

I dunno, always have popcorn stuck in their teeth? That or OCD

Lol

May you always be one cent short of the exact price at the supermarket.

Lol! How you been brotha?!

haha. Doing, well man. How you been?
I still lurk around checking out the new memes now & then, just
haven't had much time to contribute.
Over the last year or so, lots of good memers have disappeared
or show up only rarely.

Hangin' in there. I'm not on as much as I used to be, life's gotten pretty busy for me which is good I guess. I miss a lot of the good ones that we never see anymore, the site has definitely changed. I'm still counting on that beer when I get out to OK though, lol :)

How's the FP business? Hopefully you haven't seen quite the slowdown that we have with all this pandemic crap.

Fortunately, the shut-down hasn't changed much for me. We never had to close and have
had new projects coming pretty steadily. Hopefully you're not having too hard a time, but
I'm sure you'll roll w/ the punches. Take care, bro.

Glad ya'll have stayed busy, that's great. Honestly we haven't slowed down as much as it could be and definitely not worse than the recession, but it's still been pretty slow and we've cut back hours for production staff. The lucky ones like me got to stay at 40 a week, but that came with a pretty hefty pay cut too...which sucks...but I'm employed and making the most of it and thankful for what I have, and I'm blessed to have stayed healthy through all this junk, family as well so that's good. You take care as well, good to hear from you bud.

May the last nite you take of your food always be the disgusting burnt one.

*bite

Stub your toe but you can't scream

May you stub your pinky toe on every corner, every door, and every table leg

Ooh, thats harsh.

Lol! Good one

May you turn into a carrot and be stuck in the ground (xD)

xD

May your belt always snap on the moments over thousands of people are watching you getting you publicly embarrassed whenever possible.

May your lego pieces blend in with your carpet...
Or is that one too harsh?

Just kill them while you're at it.

Lol

Oooff. It WAS too harsh wasn't it...

savage...

May your meme make it to the top of the front page...
With a big, glaring typo, and everybody tells you what a dope you are!

Howdy :-)

Lol, what's up Ricky! How you doin man? I've fallen for that curse before, it's a doozy...

May the curse be lifted, lol :-)
I’ve read your discussion above, and am glad to see you’re doing well. I’m lucky to be able to continue working through this virus mess, thank God.
Peace to you :-)

Good for you my man, good for you! I'm happy to see that there are still several out there that are blessed to remain employed, lots of folks have just given up I'm afraid. Yeah I can't complain, very blessed myself! Take care flat top ;)

Lol, my flat top became a round top after 2 months without a haircut.
Luckily, it’s under control now, lol.
Cheers :-)

Lol.
Public humiliation...ouch.

Lol :-)

nice :)

May you always have a hard time finding what you want at a store, and may you always be so disorganized that you have to re-arrange everything in order to store the item you bought.

Ladies, ladies, break it up! There’s enough lipstick for you both!

There's an ancient chinese curse that goes, "May you live in interesting times".
Unfortunately, we're all living that right now, aren't we?

Have a bird poop on your car windshield every morning.

May every bee you see sting you