Oh no

Son of a........
You beat me to it

I know that's not THE Bruce Dickinson, but I get it.

For Luck you ain't a Dickhead.

I'M GOING TO BE ROBBING, SON!

How's that an "oh no?" Having the frontman of Iron Maiden as an ancestor would be awesome.

I mean my last name is canady soooooo
(pronounced CAN-uh-d***)

mom to son:

I've got a fever! ... (2020 Corona: umh ... eh?)

Come on Guys, i am Bruce Dickinson.
I put my Pants on like you Guys, one leg after the other one.
But once i have my pants on, i shit golden records.

https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s

You misspelled "Finch."

Touché

That’s not true

bruh, literally the first thing i saw when I went onto dees comments was the word "Zelda"...

My last name is actually well known in my state... doesn't mean I like it though

Wait my last name is Dietrich Does That Mean My Ancestors went on a diet and became rich!?

Well, you know what to do now

HELL YA F**K YOU KID IN THIRD GRADE WHO SIAD I WAS USLESS LOOK AT ME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

So does that mean people named "Clark" are descended from a retail worker who couldn't spell?

My last name has the word gun in it :O

Gotta live up to your family's expectations

Now I get the joke well dat my 7hours of sleep I ain't getting

Username: suckon
Password: thisdick

Combination: Suck on this dick

Guess mine is 'more or less' or 'moral-less'

Wait... Then my ancestors did "Leifeste" as a living...?

Selinofoto, ah yes sound like a great career, ancestors!

indeed

Major confusion

dunigan mine finished all of them if this is my last name

Not NSFW

Dunne?
Also nani?

I know someone who has the surname "dickman"

No