I don't have kids, can I dry my hands on my cat??

fine...I will just dry them on my ass...

*Russian anthem starts playing*

Водка

Just use translate

Caller: Doctor, you should come! Immediately! Someone is dying!
Doctor: Another Corona infected?
Caller: No.... Most likely alcohol poisoning.

Yep!! People think that wipes are the only way to clean...Let me give you a tad little bit of *hack* >:)

Since you have som much alcohol, mix it with aloe-vera, and you'll have a 3x more powerful wipe.

Well, Vodka's medicinal.

Hurra Hurrra die Pest ist da
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwz7WA-nxUg

I mean Covid -19 won’t cause diarrhea

There are officially two kinds of Corona. Italiano Corona and COVID-19. Yes they are different

omg does that mean I need to make another meme with only Italian booze???

There maybe a Korean one as well. Who knows?

seems like a lot of work...LOL

Buyin' out all the corona, eh?

Just why are people stocking up on t.p...

Make sure the alcohol % is 60% or higher if you are going to make hand sanitizer with it !

Are you just going to drink until this whole thing blows over?

what's even funnier is that COVID-19 isn't that big of an issue. When it infects someone it dies within 2 minutes after touching air. so really the media is freaking out over something that has a lower chance of killing you than the flu.

not according to the CDC, it can live on soft surfaces like clothing or blankets for up to 15 minutes and on hard surfaces like doorknobs and counters for up to 2 hours. I need more scotch

so just wipe them off and you are now 40% immune to covid-19 but the other 60% is to just wash your hands

can I wash them with vodka???

actually, yes

and yes I'm a medic

Where's your Corona beer?

had to get another cart...sheesh!