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matt gaetz  | I KNOW I'D PROBABLY BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME IF I WAS A REPUBLICAN; JUST LIKE MATT GAETZ AND HIS MULTIPLE DUIS. ONLY THE BEST FOR THAT PARTY! | image tagged in matt gaetz | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,730 views 7 upvotes Made by FDTAFHST 5 years ago in politics
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4 ups, 5y,
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BOOZING IS THE ONLY RESPONSE WHEN ONE SELLS THEIR SOUL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 5y,
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The personal ad homs come out when they're doing a good job f**king up dems. I was waiting to see this again.
3 ups, 5y,
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YOU KNOW I DON'T PARTISAN HE IS A CUM-SLURPING W**RE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
just an opportunistic,self-centered,elitist twat-waffle who will do anything for his masters,

but I hear ya,he has been entertaining during these hearings.
doesn't change the fact he sucks the cocks of his masters.
3 ups, 5y
Change My Mind Meme | Being a cum slurping w**re is a prerequisite to being a politician | image tagged in memes,change my mind | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 5y,
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Rep. Matt Gaetz has never been convicted of DUI.
2 ups, 5y,
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7 DUIs and 16 speeding tickets! Yeah, clearly someone who makes great judgement calls. I wouldn't trust him with a water gun. I mean you always hear stories of "Florida Man" That's why that asshole keeps getting elected.
1 up, 5y,
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I know he should stick with Uber but that sounds like libtarded bs.
1 up, 5y
Libtard! Oh that's original. Yes, I found the number on Wikipedia so it could easily be edited, but I also wouldn't be surprised. Love having conversations with even keeled Trump supporters. Just kidding. Be Best, Syd.
1 up, 5y,
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Still no evidence that Matt Gaetz was ever convicted of DUI.

Not even once.
1 up, 5y,
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Still got arrested for it. Multiple times. But whatever.
0 ups, 5y,
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If you were an American, you'd know the difference between an arrest and a conviction.
Because in America, we are innocent until proven guilty. You didn't know this?
0 ups, 5y,
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I am American. So? Hillary was never arrested? Or convicted. Yet Trumpflakes continue to chant "Lock her Up" Let me guess, that's different? Make an excuse. I f**king dare you
0 ups, 5y,
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Settle down, Jeff.
0 ups, 5y,
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Whatever you say. As usual you don't know what the f**k you're talking about. But sure. I'm tired of playing nice. If I'm Jeff, then you are TImber. But keep spouting conspiracy theories that you know NOTHING about.
0 ups, 5y,
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Haha it's not hard to figure it out. 2 subs a day wasn't cutting it.
0 ups, 5y,
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Whatever you say, Timber. How's Canada eh?
0 ups, 5y
The thing is Jeff, myself and Timber have completely different styles. You and OP are twin bothers at least.

Just admit it. Everyone knows.
0 ups, 5y,
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You think Timber is Canadian, huh? Hmmmmmm. Saw Jeff (you) bash Timber for that. Not so much FDTAFHST. See how you expose yourself?
0 ups, 5y
Other people have called him Canadian too. I saw Jeff say it. And I trust him more than I trust you, or Timber. Or Trump. Or DUI Gaetz. Or Spineless Lindsey Graham or Moscow Mitch. Or Shitty Sean Hannity.
0 ups, 5y
I guess Vagabond is Jeff too?
0 ups, 5y,
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This must be ANOTHER OF MY ALT ACCOUNTS CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE SAID TIMBER IS CANADIAN! I have sooooo many alt accounts. F**king loser.
0 ups, 5y
Triggered again. Just more evidence to my claim.
1 up, 5y,
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He's never been convicted of DUI. Not even once. Never found guilty. Never.
1 up, 5y,
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Well in that case, Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong. She was never convicted. Not even for Benghazi. Not for her emails.So there's no reason to chant lock her up. She's not crooked! Thanks for clearing that up, Bruce!
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
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Well not arresting a nobody makes it okay! A criminal is a criminal. Just like the entire Republic**t party.
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1 up, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
He's the type that thinks an indictment is proof of guilt.
1 up, 5y
Yes, he has never been found guilty of DUI.
0 ups, 5y
He doesn't have multiple DUIs.
0 ups, 5y
drunk lawyer declines alcohol test, now he is self righteous
1 up, 5y,
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I don't get it? Is all that leftists have is insults?
5 ups, 5y,
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Just speaking facts. I know Republicans are allergic to facts. So bare with me. By the way, your hero tweeted out that a 16 year old needs to chill and should work on anger management. Guess that's not insulting? Or Sleepy. or Low IQ. Or Crooked. Or "Your wife is ugly and your father murdered JFK". When Trump does it, you have no problem with it. Take a look in the mirror.
2 ups, 5y
Where's Trump wrong about the potato, lib?
1 up, 5y,
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Biden looks sleepy, they are by definition low IQ and crooked (meaning criminal). I have no problem with insults. I review them for truth and discard them if they have none. Looks like another leftist got offended and can't speak any facts.
0 ups, 5y,
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Fun fact.... During Trump's first G7 when all the world leaders walked, Trump had to get around in a golf cart. And someone who can't spell or speak like Trump shouldn't call anyone Low IQ. And the fact that his "charity" got shut down because he was using it as his second bank account tells you just how crooked he is. All facts. All you can't deny.
1 up, 5y,
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lol. links to the charity bank account thing please.
I get it now leftists think:
1. Riding a golf cart is evil
2. Think IQ has anything to do with spelling mistakes of a 73 year old.
3. All rich people use charities as their bank account and by that measure Hillary and Bill are just as evil.
1 up, 5y,
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-foundation-to-dissolve-n-y-attorney-generals-office-says-11545151649

What about his speaking errors? Do you remember when he even said the wrong name of his VP? Called him Mike Pounce. He slurs his speech. Amomonious! Couldn't say the word origins, it came out oranges. Several times. What about the time he couldn't even remember what city was just destroyed by a fire in California?

https://people.com/politics/trump-wildfire-california-town-paradise-pleasure/

Or the time he was taking about a shooting in Ohio and said the wrong city there? Dude has full on dementia. Blamed it on the teleprompter despite the fact there is a picture of the teleprompter with the correct name on it?
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Oh you want to go there? What about when Trump said he was there on 7/11 instead of 9/11? I sure hope he got an orange flavor slurpee that day! Or the time he gave the wrong date of the election? Or when he couldn't remember the name of his VP? How about when he said the wrong name of the town he was touring that was just destroyed by wildfires?
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0 ups, 5y
But when Trump makes mistakes, you are fine with it. How do I know? because you only pointed out mistakes made by Obama. When it comes to Trump's mistakes you just shrug it off "People make mistakes! But Obama said there was 57 blah blah blah."
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0 ups, 5y,
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Yet Trump is only 4 years younger than Biden. So he's not exactly a spring chicken. And what do you know about facts? You support a cheater and a grifter? Nothing is spin. I'm not Bill O'Rapey. I mean Reilly. I'm speaking facts here. Not alternative facts like The Queen of Violating Hatch Act Kellyanne Conway once spoke of. Yeah, he speaks so fine that there are videos of him slurring his words or worse. My favorite is when he couldn't say anonymous. Amomimous!
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0 ups, 5y,
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One look at your memes shows you're a follower. I know it's hard to put two and two together. Kind of like when Trump attacked the president of Puerto Rico. And for the uneducated, that's him. Speaking of juvenile, I have seen your attacks on other people. Take a look in the mirror before you call anyone brain damaged. You're just rambling incoherently. Wait, are you Trump himself? Do you want to tell me to read the transcripts? You need to chill, Timber. Watch a movie with a friend or something. Maybe look into anger management
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0 ups, 5y,
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Well you can simply see yourself out and end this conversation and don't let the door hit you on your way out. I'm well educated. Unlike Trump and his dimwitted followers. Didn't he once say he liked the poorly educated? Does it bother you when your hero insults you?
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0 ups, 5y
This seems like a jefftrel alt to me. Same style.
0 ups, 5y
Let's see how long this troll defends the corrupt president of Puerto Rico.
2 ups, 5y
He's making the democrats look like idiots so bitch boy has to trot out the old ad hominems without a single point about the hearing.
0 ups, 5y
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I KNOW I'D PROBABLY BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME IF I WAS A REPUBLICAN; JUST LIKE MATT GAETZ AND HIS MULTIPLE DUIS. ONLY THE BEST FOR THAT PARTY!