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Keep Portland Weird! | image tagged in plastic straws,stupid people,stupid liberals,stupidity | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,476 views 54 upvotes Made by anonymous 5 years ago in politics
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8 ups, 5y,
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Dumb Blonde Meme | I MEAN LIKE... YOU SHOULD TOTALLY REUSE NEEDLES... | image tagged in memes,dumb blonde | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y
Hill billy | REUSING NEEDLES IS EASY.  YA JUST GOTTA HOLD THEM IN SOME REALLY GOOD MOONSHINE TO PURGE IT OF BAD STUFF. | image tagged in hill billy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 5y,
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Not the point. The point is Leftist cities are disgusting shitholes.

https://youtu.be/MKl6XbRYOG0
6 ups, 5y,
6 replies
The point relies heavily on a false dichotomy. It assumes that the ban of plastic straws is more important than whatever it is they're referencing with re-usable needles (and not a drug problem). In actuality, banning plastic straws is easier than solving the drug problem that Portland may have. Just because one law was passed to solve one problem, does not mean that steps aren't being taken to fix the other one.
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5 ups, 5y,
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Plastic straws are not a problem. Open drug use using needles is.

If there's shit on the pillow in the bedroom, you don't take care of the problem by repainting the room and leaving the shit on the pillow.
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8 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Imagine if somebody had a house, & they banned wearing shoes in that house, but they constantly left old, decaying food out & let bugs & vermin nest & shit up the house. Sure, people wouldn't be tracking mud in the house w/ their shoes, but... it would have *much bigger problems*
4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Your analogy is flawed and has many incomparable issues with the actual issue.
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7 ups, 5y
File a complaint & ask for your money back?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
7 ups, 5y
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
And then there's the poop problem in Portland
3 ups, 5y
I did - check it out

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7 ups, 5y,
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And it's not really a "false dichotomy" - it's saying they're virtue-signalling by banning straws (which fixes little, if anything) while *encouraging* the far bigger problem of drug-addicted homeless people who shit in the streets. (Seriously, the police aren't even allowed to enforce "no pooping in public")
5 ups, 5y,
4 replies
False dichotomies rely on two points that are not related in any way. It's easily proven to be a false dichotomy with a logic puzzle.

Can you be against the use of single-use straws and against the use of single-use needles? Yes.
Can you be for the use of single use straws and for the use of single-use needles? Yes.
Can you be against the use of single-use straws and for the use of single-use needles? Yes.
Can you be for the use of single-use straws and against the use of single-use needles? Yes.

So, it's a false dichotomy.

I somehow doubt there will be an increase in crime or drug-related issues by banning straws. Again, the meme only mentions single-use needles. Until the original poster actually clarifies what he has against single-use needles, we can't assume what his point was beyond "Portland sucks" I'm not even disagreeing with that position at all, merely the absurdity of the alternative to reuse needles.
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3 ups, 5y
I could care a less about straws, I'm not 6, just makes my ceasers a little saltier, but this is a needle box at the end of my driveway at my shop, that sux.
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1 up, 5y
Oh please. You got the point, now you're just relying on trite semantics to support your contention. And that in itself is problematic and absurd.
4 ups, 5y
I get my annual flu shot and any other immunizations I might need with a single use needle. No problem.
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
1) I know what a "false dichotomy" is, again, *you're missing the point* & being needlessly pedantic

2) "I somehow doubt there will be an increase in crime or drug-related issues by banning straws."

Literally *nobody* is arguing that.
4 ups, 5y
Oh you mean the point that Portland sucks? I already addressed that I’m not contesting that point.
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2 ups, 5y
well said
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5 ups, 5y
"banning plastic straws is easier than solving the drug problem that Portland may have"

1) Yes, banning things *is* the easy, lazy way out, & it almost never fixes anything.

2) Not "may have", *does* have - it's a filthy cesspool covered in human feces like Frisco

https://youtu.be/fXeZaASqXW4
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5 ups, 5y,
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5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
1) Well, I'm looking thru some of the biggest cities in Mississippi, & it's actually pretty mixed as far as political affiliation of the mayors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson,_Mississippi
Mayor: D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulfport,_Mississippi
Mayor: R

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattiesburg,_Mississippi
Mayor: I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biloxi,_Mississippi
Mayor: R

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meridian,_Mississippi
Mayor: D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Branch,_Mississippi
Mayor: R

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupelo,_Mississippi
Mayor: D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_Lake,_Mississippi
Mayor: R

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicksburg,_Mississippi
Mayor: D

2) What's your point? Something being bad somewhere else doesn't excuse something being bad (or worse) in another place. Are cities in Mississippi *literally covered in human shit* like Frisco & Portland?
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3 ups, 5y
I've lived in Mississippi and have relatives still there, and no, their cities are not literally covered in human sh*t. But it is a southern State, so the libs in places like SF and Portland will naturally claim otherwise.
5 ups, 5y
Well... if only.
4 ups, 5y
Yep - Oregon be like California's mini-me

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5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
fu...i use straws,.....DAILY...3 a day
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4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Exactly. CA & NY being in the pathetic state they are is *precisely* the reason why we have & need the Electoral College. It's bad enough that we have those states as national embarrassments, imagine if they were allowed to push that insanity on the *rest* of the nation.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
But you're not American.
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
But you're not American.
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0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Oh no, I must have broken the NPC's programming, it's just stammering the same unintelligible noises over & over...
0 ups, 5y
wOw
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
😆😆😆
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
This is the stupidest post I have seen today.
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1 up, 5y,
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LIBERALISM IS an Illness
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Do I have to take your word for it, or can you provide some external evidence about it?
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
done here
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2 ups, 5y
3 ups, 5y
Sadly, I do live within proximity of Portland. It's like every nightmare I've ever had fused itself into one, cloned itself, f**ked the clone, and made a city.
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2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
4 ups, 5y
you should see san fransisco.
dont know what i'm saying?
they hand out opium needles to the homeless.
dont think i would use THAT again.
1 up, 5y
As an anarcho-capitalist, I just don’t understand why one would want to pollute the beaches instead of simply using paper straws. The government wants to make us sick by subsidizing plastic!
1 up, 4y
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