If Jesus tried to feed the thousands now-a-days.

If Jesus tried to feed the thousands now-a-days. | THERE SHALL BE ENOUGH BREAD AND FISH FOR EVERYONE. BUT I'M A GLUTEN-FREE VEGETARIAN. | image tagged in jesus feeds the thousands,vegetarians,gluten free,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1,289 views, 36 upvotes, Made by AnnOn-a-mouse 4 weeks ago jesus feeds the thousandsvegetariansgluten freebible
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Disaster Girl Meme | THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE PREPARED FOR THOSE PEOPLE | image tagged in memes,disaster girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Vegetarians can have fish; vegans cannot. There is also now the gluten-free Body of Christ.
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Smiling Jesus Meme | MY FATHER DECREED EVERYTHING IS ALIVE SO YOUR "KINDNESS" IN ONLY KILLING THINGS THAT CAN'T SCREAM BACK AT YOU IS NOTED | image tagged in memes,smiling jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Angry Jesus | TO HELL WITH YA, THEN | image tagged in angry jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol 😁
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We've been selectively breeding wheat so it's not the same wheat as it was back then. Our wheat is actually higher in gluten than it was 100 years ago. We know this because we keep samples laying around like that. People with actual Celiac Disease would still have a bad reaction, but many others are actually having a bad reaction to the saccharides. The acronym is FODMAPs, Fermentable Oligo- Mono- and Di- Saccharides and Polyols. And all those people could be cured by Christ.

But all this information is just pearls before swine. You don't care about actual medical research. I could post PubMed links all day and you'd still be posting trash like this for upvotes.
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Dude, its a joke. I studied nursing and biology and know about the change in gluten in wheat. You're missing the point.
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come on AnnOn-a-mouse this guy has a degree in PubMed links bow to your master and stop making jokes
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