Unless you have diarrhea

It's only mostly flat. Mostly.

Endocrine disruption is a real thing. I could post a wall of PubMed medical references to it. And that line in Jurassic Park about frogs changing sex is real too. Adding an endocrine disrupting chemical to a frog that already has weird genetics can easily cause them to get all gender-bent. I expect this sort of post on 9gag, which is just a wannabe /r/4chan, but I expect better from Imgflip.

The Mormon's Doctrines and Covenants claims that people remain married in heaven. Mark 12:18-25 18 Then come unto him the Sadducees, which say there is no resurrection; and they asked him, saying, 19 Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother. 20 Now there were seven brethren: and the first took a wife, and dying left no seed. 21 And the second took her, and died, neither left he any seed: and the third likewise. 22 And the seven had her, and left no seed: last of all the woman died also. 23 In the resurrection therefore, when they shall rise, whose wife shall she be of them? for the seven had her to wife. 24 And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? 25 For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven. The Mormon's response to this? They claim Jesus didn't tell them the truth because it would be "casting pearls before swine". Revenge for them trying to trick him. That's blasphemy plain and simple.

Proof that work done by slaves is better than work done by union workers.