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Billionaires are not the reason you don't have any money. The reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Puerto Rico is a US "commonwealth" and has asked to become a full US state. I don't see why they haven't been added, since they're already a commonwealth and not fully independent. Besides, it'd give us an excuse to put nukes there.