You cannot rest when enemies are nearby.

Dogs are too dumb to realize how much of a jerk you are.

And birds are real too right? Keep your government propaganda to yourself

Truck is so solid the explosion went up and not out. Thing's a tank. Forget bragging about how "tough" other vehicles are, because this thing contained an explosion. Y'all are just selling the product for them.

Gallager did a comedy bit about numbers. He said why does the number 1 have a wuh sound but doesn't have a W, and two has a W in it but no wuh sound?