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The Politics of Candy | THIS CANDY IS PRO AMERICA, GUNS, GOD AND FAMILY; WHILE; THIS CANDY IS PRO ILLEGAL INVADER, VICTIMHOOD ATHEISM AND BABY MURDER | image tagged in funny,funny memes,memes,mxm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
813 views 21 upvotes Made by Meme-osis_Master 6 years ago in politics
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6 ups, 6y,
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And both come from the same factory. And when eaten, both have the exact same effect on the body.
5 ups, 6y,
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Wow, did you have your sense of humor surgically removed, or did you never have one?
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1 up, 5y
Lol ya tru meme-osis_Master
1 up, 6y
i found his reply funnier than your post
3 ups, 6y,
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | OH RIGHT, I FORGOT.  I'M A LEFTIST AND THEREFORE MUST BE GOOD-NATURED ABOUT PEOPLE INSULTING MY POLITICAL IDEALS AT ALL TIMES. | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5 ups, 6y,
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Two way street | THAT STREET GOES BOTH WAYS | image tagged in two way street | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Not saying you personally insul the Side of the Right, but the people on the left can be pretty insulting and harassing, verbally and physically, us on the right just because of our Conservative Political Views
2 ups, 6y
I appreciate the "not you personally" caveat, truly.

The current political climate has produced some truly horrifying rhetoric, on both sides. The curious thing I keep seeing on this site is not so much how awful the original posts are, so much as the types of responses that arise. Often, when a conservative insults liberals and a liberal fires back, there's an immediate "aw, did I hurt your feelings, libtard? So much for the tolerant left", as though leftists are supposed to just accept insults (because that's TOTALLY what tolerance means).

On the flip side, when a liberal insults conservatives and a conservative fires back, the response often devolves into attacks against character, which is ridiculous. Some of the kindest people I know are conservative.

I'd love to blame Trump for the divide, but the reality is that he just capitalized on what was already there.
0 ups, 5y,
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Telling the truth is not "insulting".
1 up, 5y,
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I'll stop calling them insults when they start qualifying as truth. At best, what you have here is a collection of deliberate mischaracterizations. They are as much truth as the following mischaracterizations:

The right is pro-xenophobia, mass murder, bigotry, and hate.

Would you call that truth? I wouldn't.
0 ups, 5y,
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Let's take them 1 by 1
illegal immigrant - the Left favors all kinds of pro illegal immigration policies, often at the expense of veterans and their own citizens

victimhood- the left opposes 2nd amendment rights and people protecting themselves, they push state protection while vilifying the police and push a virtue of the victim culture

Atheism - the left constantly ridicules the religious, tries invent a legal basis for church state separation where none exists and says there is no God

Baby Murder - You may call it abortion, but there is no doubt the Left is a proponent of killing developing humans.
2 ups, 5y
"Atheism - the left constantly ridicules the religious, tries invent a legal basis for church state separation where none exists and says there is no God"

questioning and free speech is bad
1 up, 5y
Illegal immigration: Please elaborate. Which policies promote illegal immigration? How are they at the expense of veterans specifically, and other Americans generally?

Victimhood: Ah, you were talking about guns. That wasn't clear. No one with any amount of political power opposes the 2nd amendment. They just want it to be harder to get a gun than it is to get a driver's license.

Atheism: The Constitution protects free exercise of religion, even if it is the lack of a religion. It also guards against the nation's laws or policies being dictated by the tenets of any religion.

Baby Murder: Nope. The Left is a proponent of the choice to abort belonging to the woman, not the state. Saying people should have access to quality health care when faced with a horrible choice is not the same as telling people what they should choose. The Left is not anti-life. The Right is anti-choice.
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
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No, perhaps YOU should.
Congress shall make no Law, means legislating, nothing about separation in there at all.
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! It only says Congress can not legislate, LEGISLATE, in favor of a religion. This only means the state may not establish an official religion, there is nothing about separation in there.
0 ups, 5y
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! It only says Congress can not legislate, LEGISLATE, in favor of a religion. This only means the state may not establish an official religion, there is nothing about separation in there.
2 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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3 ups, 6y
Since when was electing a traitor and jacking off to his boss Putin's posters on your wall pro America, commie?
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5 ups, 6y,
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3 ups, 6y,
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Theoretically, no, in reality, most definitely.
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3 ups, 6y,
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3 ups, 6y
Despite acceptance and tolerance, it is still viewed negatively by large amounts of people. Plus as opposed to Agnostics, most Atheists are really big A-holes about it, especially towards Christians, when Christians are the least of the big religions likely to persecute them.
2 ups, 6y,
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Every atheist will learn why eventually, unfortunately, it'll be too late at that point.
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0 ups, 6y,
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Heheheh,you're one of the many Christians who believe simply because they're afraid of going to Hell for not believing in Him. I know,I used to be like you,too,so I'll try to help you get over that fear and help you realize just how silly it is.

First of all,you should know that Heaven and Hell aren't in the original Christian teachings. They were added in the 553. AD by the Byzantine emperor Justinian and his empress Theodora. Before that,the Christian teaching contained reincarnation. You have Google,so I'll let you do the research on your own if you're interested.

Secondly,Christianity,and other Abrahamic religions(Islam and Judaism) are nothing more than tools for mind control used by the governments since their(Abrahamic religions') existence. This video can explain it far better than I ever could: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y201QzDdzbg

And if you're still afraid of going to the other side,I'll quote Terrence McKenna(one of the very few fully enlightened human beings):“Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick. This is what all these teachers and philosophers who really counted, who really touched the alchemical gold, this is what they understood. This is the shamanic dance in the waterfall. This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering it's a feather bed.”
1 up, 6y,
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You do you, fine by me.
"...you're one of the many Christians who believe simply because..."
And you don't know me, otherwise post something a out me, specifically about me, that is not a speculation or assumption. Until them you are just grasping at straws cause you don't know me and why I make the decisions I do.
And everything you are saying is what is passed on to detract from the actual meaning of what the Bible teaches. But this ain't Sunday school, and you know how to research, so I'll leave that to you.
You do you.
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1 up, 6y,
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Sorry,but if you are a Christian from your childhood(like the majority of Christians),I know for a fact that your entire belief system is based on fear,because that's the way Christianity operates. They scare you,tell you you're going to hell if you don't believe,and that you'll go to heaven if you believe. And now,that they've got you clutched in fear,they teach you the rest of the stupid crap which is difficult to question because of the great barrier created by fear.

I don't need to know you. As soon as you mentioned heaven and hell(though it was a very subtle mention),the fear in your beliefs way strikingly obvious,as well as arrogance and the feeling of superiority(all of which originate from the ego). "We're right and you're wrong because we'll go to heaven and you'll go to hell! Accept our faith,and you'll go to heaven with us!"

Of course,I'm telling you all of this for your sake,not mine. It's disgusting to see a being with such a great potential such as a human being limit itself with fears,beliefs and ideologies. And it's even more disgusting to see a teacher or a priest limit a great amount of children before they have any chance of defending themselves from the impending bondage... Have a nice day!
2 ups, 6y
"Sorry,but if you are a Christian from your childhood..."
And if I am not?

"And now,that they've got you clutched in fear..."
And if I am not?
I have yet to hear a reasonable explanation throughout your entire (statement?) That appeared not more than than a true misunderstanding.
But hey man, you do you, that is why each of us is given free will. It all come out in the wash in the end.

"...this for your sake,not mine..."
smh
1 up, 6y
I definitely agree with SlimPickens on this entirely! Yes, i grew up in a Christian church. I left as a rebellious teenager/young adult. I went and lived a life. Did things and saw things. Then as an adult, I made my own decision to come and follow Christ. I can't be anymore happier.
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2 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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You asked the question, don't like the answer then don't ask the question.
FYI - you're not going to like the answer.
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1 up, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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Well, I guess we'll all see in the end.
2 ups, 6y,
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I rather believe in and worship God, and find out that there is no God; rather than not believe in and worship God, and find out that there is actually a God!
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2 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
Then so beit, what do i have to loose as long as i stand up for my beliefs about
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3 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
Except maybe Shiva
1 up, 6y,
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Muslim may find out the same fate.... without 72 untouched female companions
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3 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y,
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Yes sir, we'll find out in the end. But with your philosophy, atheism has no evidence. Either you believe in God or ya just don't know. Your philosophy goes better as agnostic.
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3 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
Atheists refuse to believe in God and there is more and more evidence every day showing that their is a God. Atheists just refuse to believe and try to make up theories in support of their idiotic beliefs
0 ups, 6y
Muslim theology stems from schismatic Christians in the east (Persia, etc.). That’s why Jesus isn’t viewed as the Christ to them, and why Jesus was only human (Think Arianism).
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2 ups, 6y
DON'T EAT THE LEFT TWIX!!!
1 up, 6y,
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why is funny a tag when it was made by boomer
1 up, 6y,
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Not a boomer, boi.
0 ups, 6y
it's in the boomer meme genre
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