gottem

You’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands!

lol

yes, if the lion got a glock whats the porcupine finna do?

Shoot first with a Raging Judge Magnum.

damn straight

this meme made by

theTHEFREETHOUGHTPROJECT.com gang

A few, actually:

1. Why are there far more zebras than porcupines?

2. Why are there far more zebras than lions?

3. Why do lions need help from other lions to hunt?

4. Why are zebras far bigger than porcupines?

5. Why are zebras not nocturnal like porcupines?

6. Why can't that lion kill that zebra with that bite and the zebra thus can get away?

7. Why is the myth that porcupines can shoot their quills a myth?

8. Why are humans so utterly weak that the weakest of them all require firearms just so they can keep their bowels from shooting their shit all over the place everytime they look out the window?

1. There aren't more zebras than porcupines.
2-7. are stupid
8. the stupidest one of all. the strongest people I know have firearms. it is for the same reason that the smartest people I know are the ones that realize how limited their knowledge is, while idiots like you think you're geniuses.

knowledge can save a life

So for you,
1. Is no
2-7 Is you don't know
8. You need guns because you are strong man in Russia, where manly men always need gun.
Your insecurities are glaring. Find me where I ever remarked about anyone's genius, other than the stable one of your manly gun weilding putz Putin's pet.

At least it does provide for a mildly entertaining semi-comedic diversion worthy of a a blah Thursday.

1. you don't know
2-7. completely irrelevant to a conversation about firearms
8. I know that I am better able to stand up to violence with a firearm than without it. It isn't insecurity, it is a fact a thinking person must accept. To think that accepting that fact is weakness, is idiotic.

You're trying to confuse irrelevence with ignorance.
1 - 7, you do not know.
8. You are weak. Hence your need to harp about having guns. And there isn't a widdle word you can say to change that.

Up early in that someplace in the 'South' whose name you can't recall, aren't you, Stavka? *wink*

I am weak. Go into any range, any shooting event, any gun show and all you see are pencil-necked twig-armed weaklings, just like me.

Exactly, glad we can agree on something.

Hey, how's the weather in St Petersburg today?

Hah! That last one was great. They call the left snowflakes, they need weapons to feel safe, whose the victim here?

hahah so dumb