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Capitalism creates jobs!  | INSTEAD OF RENTING A FOG MACHINE FOR HALLOWEEN I'M GONNA CREATE SOME JOBS BY HIRING HALF A DOZEN MILLENNIALS TO HIDE IN MY BUSHES AND VAPE | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,millennials,vape,halloween,capitalism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bernie Sanders | I'M GOING TO HIRE 5 MILLION PEOPLE TO DIG SOME HOLES AND HIRE 5 MILLION MORE TO FILL THEM IN. AND THEY'LL GET $20/HR | image tagged in bernie sanders | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Bam! 10 million well-paying jobs made!
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You know, I've recently found the "Lazy Millennial" stereotype to be really rather inaccurate and kind of stupid.

All of the millennials I know have to work three jobs full-time to be able to afford a run-down apartment that only recently got working electricity while the baby boomers complaining about the "lazy millennials" received a bucket full of cash as soon as they graduated college, got a ridiculously well-paying job where they didn't even have to really do anything, bought a massive house, and retired at 60 surrounded by people to jerk off their egos for the rest of their lives.

Sorry for the hyperbole, but this is my experience.

So yeah, your plan to "hire a dozen millennials to hide in your bushes and vape" won't work, 'cos unless you're paying them a whole lot of money, the only millennials who have that kind of time are the ones with rich parents who buy them everything, and they won't be interested.
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I'm a Millennial and I recognize the "Lazy Millennial" stereotype is just a stereotype. It can be used derogatorily but I use it to be funny. I say if there is a stereotype associated with the label that fits you, own it and make fun of it.
This is afterall a meme site where we come to have fun.
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I'm not a millennial, so I suppose getting mad about millennial stereotypes that do not apply to me, aren't aimed at my generation, and which I actually used to believe before I actually got to know these people really isn't something I should be doing.

As for the idea of telling the rich kids it's a competition, that would probably work! Great idea!
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Here I thought you were a 70 year old trucker :D
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It's a joke NOT a dick don't take it so harrdddd
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Too bad its only seasonal work.
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