Nope, the people who hustle the equipment nightly, make me sound good, and those who buy tickets to my shows are awesome. I'm just a piece of the puzzle.
MTV is actually known as MeTV in my area for some reason, however for some strange reason they play classic TV shows like Star Trek or Leave it to Beaver.
It's legal to hit children in the United States. As long as you hit them on an erogenous zone, and you call it spanking, not only will nothing happen to you, you'll be called 'parent of the year.'