Don't ruin it for everyone...

Don't ruin it for everyone... | IF YOU'RE CALLING FOR FATHER'S DAY TO BE CHANGED TO "SPECIAL PERSON'S DAY" YOU ALREADY HAVE A DAY OF YOUR OWN, IT'S APRIL 1 | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,father's day,april fools,gender confusion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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9 ups, 2 replies
Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A THING | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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12 ups, 2 replies
Unfortunately, it is. It seems for the past few years, there has been a small group of people who call for Father's Day to be changed to some other title that makes it meaningless. The push to rid the world of fathers seems to be slowly gaining ground. Not saying it ever will get to that point, but it definitely wouldn't surprise me if it did.
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15 ups, 3 replies
I f___ing earned the title "father" as a single dad of 15 years. I dare ANYONE to call me anything else.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Mocking Spongebob Meme | Ok DAD!! | image tagged in memes,mocking spongebob | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Now watcha gonna do?!
BROTHER!!
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LOL, I knew I shouldn't have said that here :)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Special Person and Son | DAD ? IT'S 'SPECIAL PERSON' MORON 'SPECIAL PERSON' | image tagged in memes,father and son,gender confusion,special person,meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 1 reply
JUST REMEMBER ARCMIS SPECIAL DOESN'T MEAN GIFTED | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You heard that a lot, right? :)
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very special :)
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1 up, 1 reply
Hey, pops, how's it goin?
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1 up, 1 reply
Let me at least hit 60 before I get that one!
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1 up, 1 reply
Gotta admit, it does have a nice ring to it.
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1 up, 1 reply
You like it, YOU WEAR IT!!!! lol
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1 up, 1 reply
Alas, if only I could. Thank goodness for the sake of the gene pool, no chromosomal discharge of mine has wended its way to any ovaries, so yaya, in terms of pops, it's more Peter Pan for me. Not as limber tho,,,
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1 up, 2 replies
Sorry to hear it. Its been my single greatest joy in life. However my single greatest fear is to have a strange 30 year old walk up and say "hi dad".
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Half Puerto Rican from the Bronx eh? Maybe if you told those "little swimmers" of yours that the ovaries were either NY or FL, they might make it? :) <insert retaliatory whitey joke here>"

Took me a bit till I realized you menat where they tend to settle, haha.

Lived mostly round Italians growing up, and a cpl of mixed neighborhoods before n after. So because of the way I talk and also my Mediterranean features, many think I'm Italian. Idiot that I am, I could have hooked up left n right with the Ricans if I played that up instead of being honest. Since I'm already harping on stereotypes... sad and sick but true, once I tell them, they ask,

"So how many shildrenss jzou hafe?"

"None," I tell them, "never been married"

"No, I no cayre abou daht, I jus wanna know how many shildrens jzou hafe"

And that's the end of that. When they think I'm white, it don't matter, but as a PR, if you have no kids, you ain't having no mama neither.
The educated ones I flat out tell me when they find out that they're "Oh, cuz Ih'm lookeeng fo a whihe guy"

Yes, we are a proud people.
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Now you remind me of an old friend in Arizona. He was from NY, half Puerto Rican and half Italian. Everyone out there thought he was either American Indian or Mexican by his looks. Great guy with a fantastic sense of humor about all of it.
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That's my single greatest hope at this point! haha. If I had a kid at this point, by the time the kid goes to college I'll be clocking well into my 70s.

Funny, cuz I'm half Puerto Rican from the Bronx, and used to joke that since me and my sisters (who finally got married round their early 40s) didn't have kids, they were gonna cancel our membership. Dang, I should be a grandfather by now the way they are. Maybe even greatgrand...
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Half Puerto Rican from the Bronx eh? Maybe if you told those "little swimmers" of yours that the ovaries were either NY or FL, they might make it? :) <insert retaliatory whitey joke here>
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2 ups
Hey McCarthy! We found something for you!
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8 ups
Look it up
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6 ups, 1 reply
And somehow they fail to see the hypocrisy.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I wouldn't be surprised if that was next. These gender specific days are so discriminatory. You know, since gender is fluid or something...
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7 ups, 1 reply
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2 ups, 1 reply
Haha, then they'd demand adding more days to the year in the name of "equality.". Christmas will be on December 83rd!
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:)
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4 ups, 1 reply
It's tough love, but it is still love for your own father!
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:)
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:)
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Agreed
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2 ups
yeah "special persons day", happy retard day, dad
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5 ups
I don't know why people get so uptight about "re posted" content. It's a meme site, a place to enjoy old and new memes alike.
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It's not a real meme unless it's reposted
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Wait, where people saying the same thing on mother's day? Because if not, that would be.... sexist.
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