OMG. Thank you for this!
Do bots go SCHWIIING? Nope.
Well, in one episode of ST:TNG (First season) Data claimed to be 'fully functional'.
I think he did Tasha Yar, who later drowned in tar.
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah... she's awesome! *drools on keyboard*
*** Warning: Protective eye gear required ***
She could put someone's eyes out. Please let them be mine.
Oh, and the star. Yup. ;-p