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You don’t have to do anything in life but die, and pay taxes. Sometimes both at the same time!

You don’t have to do anything in life but die, and pay taxes.  Sometimes both at the same time! | THE GOVERNMENT; ME; MY PAYCHECK | image tagged in great,outdoors,taxes,big government,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
14,213 views 221 upvotes Made by Memedave 7 years ago in fun
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7 ups, 7y,
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CHILD SUPPORT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY EX, AND A PIRANHA? ONE IS A BLOOD SUCKING, FLESH EATING KILLER.  THE OTHER IS A FISH | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol. X D
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HA HA I SHOULD OF WRITTEN 'ALIMONY' ON THE PIRANHA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
7 ups, 7y,
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Here ya go! X D
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lol
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3 ups, 7y,
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Even better ; D
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Ha ha. You may have to submit that as a meme too!
1 up, 7y,
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Sure, why not? I’m on a roll! : )
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lol
3 ups, 7y
Lol. Don’t know if I could squeeze that in. Don’t think there’d be anything left for one... : )
0 ups, 7y,
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Let's not forget mortgage payments on the house the ex is still living in after taking it from you in the divorce >.> lol
1 up, 7y
Lol, that would be like parasitic tics sucking your blood that you got from the eagle! X D
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3 ups, 7y
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The illustration is complete
3 ups, 7y
Exactly! X D
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The only thing you really "have to" do, is die.

All other "obligations" are voluntary. Regardless of how unappealing the alternative might be, you still technically have the option.
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Disneyland's new ride: The Funnel of Love
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don't worry, he's a Navy SEAL
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Like a boss! : )
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https://i.imgflip.com/28lbju.jpg Voted up!
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so-o-o-o- true! and oh, boy, if you owe them money, they're on your arse like yesterday...but if they owe you....well, we both know how "swift" they are :-/ great meme!
5 ups, 7y
Lol. I hear ya! And thanks! It’s a repost, but that’s what seems to get the upvotes and in the hot pages here... ; )
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Y'all got anymore of that paycheck? Uncle Sam is still hungry! :-D
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9 ups, 7y
; )
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Judging by how much laonsite hates tax cuts for the poor and lower middle class, I can only assume he either doesn't make enough to pay taxes or is one of the rich he seems to dislike so much, considering they are the only ones actually paying more in income taxes.
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:)
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This is 50% what my mom says.
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