Not everyone will get this...

Britain RIP

Yeah, whatever happened to ignorance of the law is no defense? Didn't that happen when a migrant in Austria raped a 12 yo boy?

No 11 year olds can say yes according to the police I'm not even joking that was there statement

Sweden?

No Telford UK Most Telford sex abuse cases said to be ‘consensual’ that was a memo by the police can't believe I live in this country and the person who taught his dog to do a nazi salute got fined £800 which is also stupid

Its ridiculous

Would be hilarious if it wasn't so true.

Dafuq is going on there?

London in response to murder rates surpassing NYC, contemplating knife control. SEROUSLY!!!

And yet they're quick to claim "we got rid of guns a long time ago and we're so much better than you!"

Well, most do extend a pinkie when they drink tea.

Their pinkie is not the only thing that, um, extends.

Ever discuss tea with one of them?

Not even on a dare.

Oh my gosh, they won't shut up about it if you start them. And they make it so ridiculously complicated. Plus they're really snobbish about it, like theirs is the best in the world - never mind that they can't grow it there so it's imported - somehow theirs is greatest thing ever.

I haven't had the first drop of tea since I was maybe 4 or 5. It would be a short conversation with me.

A toast to you!. Tho lately I've been having Chai tea!

A year ago I was debating this subject on a forum with a couple of Brits. I basically ended it by posting a pic of Chai which gave them a heart attack, HAHA!

Now I want some Cola.

I have it just about everday with dinner. But just boil water, tea bag, done.

Well I shall toast you with Coke Zero, and you me with your Earl Grey.

Political correctness run amuck. I guess the police have to do something if they're too scared to tackle real issues.

Bahaha

There's an age limit I know

Alas.

If I understand the knife ban correctly.

I think you're right.
You still need to be 18 to purchase.

A 78 year old man stabs to death an intruder of his home and is now on trial for murder.

And the Brits like to tell me the United States is a sh!t-hole.

There's a reason we left, kicked their ass, and then saved their ass. US superiority can't be argued by those tea sippers, that's why they hate us.

if you do both slices at once, it becomes an assault butter knife

The martial arts ban will be next.

Unless I'm mistaken, there were a few martial arts bans in ancient history (my fencing coach once told me that tai chi was invented as a martial art that could be practiced without looking like a martial art, to get around a ban on martial arts. Feel free to fact-check that if you want, though)

The US did it to Japan after ww2. It happens more often than you'd think.

wow, that's really cool!

Lol? Not sure I would use the word "cool" to describe that!

Right lol, I suppose I should have said "interesting". Banning martial arts is a bad idea in my opinion, but little historical facts are fun to learn

Stop stereotyping us brits after all I go to hogwarts so I can do stuff too

Since when could a muggles get into Hogwarts?

XD

They're becoming like the French.

Stab me all you want Brit boy, just don’t bite me with those rabid looking teeth! If anything should be outlawed it is those freaking Brit chompers!