Actually I made it easy on myself, I gave them everything but my personal stuff and they both pissed $500,000 away and I'm still laughing......lol.....
Lol. I found a pair of clippers yesterday and gave myself a haircut...lol....yes, twice....I gave each a house and $200k-$300k (in cash) each, they blew through the cash and lost thier houses...they tried to come back to me and see if they could get more out of me and my lawyer shut that shit down immediately! I'm still laughing.......
I made most of that $$$ chasing hurricanes (when there actually were hurricanes). That was a shitlaod of work...I worked 93 days in a row 18+ hours a day.....that messed me up for months......as you know, you have it good with an awesome wife and kids....most importantly, that pack of dogs of yours! Lol. I never worried about giving that money to them.....I knew I can always make more.....a million $$ is a lot, but when I'm selling clean up jobs from anywhere from $20k to $300k , you get to a million pretty quickly, but I'll say that that money goes through your hands like water....
My favorite on that list is how when I started not reposting was clearly asked for in the terms. Now it is only the first paragraph of the submission terms you see when you click on submit image but still people like to say they aren't breaking any terms by reposting.