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One Does Not Simply Meme | GUYS, IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, REMEMBER THAT A WIFE IS LIKE A HAND GRENADE. REMOVE THE RING, AND THE HOUSE IS GONE. | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
12,012 views 193 upvotes Made by WayneUrso 6 years ago in fun
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Matrix Morpheus Meme | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SHE DESERVES A HOUSE AFTER HAVING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR BS | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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She was kidding, of course. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.
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I don't want to divorce my husband because I would have to take care of the kids all by myself most of the time. Also a divorce lawyer is very expensive. (jk)
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Love Johnny Carson.
2 ups, 6y
Thanks :)
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Upvote.
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oh, right....nevermind
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You will be forever alone!
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With a response like that, it would be a miracle if you could even get a boyfriend with a member of over 2 cm, clearly you're stupid and single.
2 ups, 6y
Jesus, calm yourself! It was just a joke!
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I have been married for over 20 years. and my husbands "member" is 9 inches. thank you. And I bet you are single because of your extreme case of butt hurt and not being able to take a joke.
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Bad pun I hope this helps you get over your butt hurt.
0 ups, 6y
I doubt your husband has a 9in member
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Also, what are you doing wasting your time here? 20 years is a long time, I am positive you're lying. The way you present yourself is not consistent of that, rather, it is consistent of a single millennial lesbian tumblr feminist. But then again, you utterly fail at actually properly replying with a decent comeback, or even replying to the correct comment. Nice try though.
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actually bad pun are acting like a triggered millennial. I just posted a joke and you got butt hurt. I took offense to your meme because I am married and decided to throw shad on you. Why would a "single millennial lesbian tumbler feminist" take offense to a meme about marriage and a wife?
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Actually Bad pun this was not even your meme! ( I just realized this) So why you are so butt hurt! Everyone else knew it was a joke. get over yourself.
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it's simply and purely true
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GUYS, IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, REMEMBER THAT A WIFE IS LIKE A HAND GRENADE. REMOVE THE RING, AND THE HOUSE IS GONE.