MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EVEN TO THOSE THAT THINK A WHITE GUY WAS BORN IN THE MIDDLE EAST 2000+ YEARS AGO | image tagged in real jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LESS LIKE TED NUGENT AND MORE LIKE JAMIE FARR JESUS PROBABLY LOOKED | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST ARE WHITE | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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But Thats None Of My Business Meme | HE WASN’T BLACK EITHER | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ancient Aliens Meme | HE WAS AN ALIEN, ALL ALIENS ARE WHITE. | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Steve Harvey Meme | IT COULD HAPPEN . . . THERE WERE ROMANS ALL OVER THE PLACE | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Considering the supposed lineage he could have been any pick from the shade chart. White europeans created the iconography so white it is.
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Tribe of Ham, the lost Tribe of Israel God cursed with darkened skin and banished to Africa ring any bells?
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He was most certainly white
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Middle Easterners ARE 'white'
In fact, that's where Caucasions originated. Loo up the location of the Caucasus.
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Look*
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It was a miracle.. remember he was the son of God not the son of Joseph.
How come he's nearly 100% depicted as white, in every painting, sculpture, etc?
Misdleneasterners and Africans weren't smart enough to paint?
No. Because he was white.
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Um, that ain't Jesus. Casare Borgia was the bastard son of a Pope.
Oh, same thing, eh?

Do you even know anything about Jesus, the mythology? Even if taken as truth, is there not a single word you are aware of?
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That guys name is Cesar borgia, I'm talking about Jesus Christ.
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Yeah, READ what I said.
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Ok.....
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And I thought yous didn't believe in evolution
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You're good ppl Jack, but
I've been on a crusade for over a decade.
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Crusade? Like to retake Constantinople?

Anyways, I'm an asshole.
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GOD didn't "f**k" anyone.
Look it up yourself. The angel came to her and told her the deal.
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"mid-easterners and africans are smart enough not to glorify a socialist jew when roman conservatives reign supreme."
Oh. That explains it.
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Um, "visited upon"

Google translate sez:

God, via, the Holy Spirit (according to Chistian myth) **ped her.

Zeus > Jesu > Jesus

Zeus **ped Alcmene, siring Hercules. Jesus is Hecules AND Zeus, thus, Jesus is his own daddy.
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Mary has caused a shit storm for covering up being unfaithful
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Ironically, if the story was even half true, she would have been stoned to death. Not like she could just wear a tee shirt saying, "God is the baby daddy"
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