Real Jesus

Considering the supposed lineage he could have been any pick from the shade chart. White europeans created the iconography so white it is.

Tribe of Ham, the lost Tribe of Israel God cursed with darkened skin and banished to Africa ring any bells?

PREACH

He was most certainly white

Middle Easterners ARE 'white'
In fact, that's where Caucasions originated. Loo up the location of the Caucasus.

Look*

It was a miracle.. remember he was the son of God not the son of Joseph.
How come he's nearly 100% depicted as white, in every painting, sculpture, etc?
Misdleneasterners and Africans weren't smart enough to paint?
No. Because he was white.

Um, that ain't Jesus. Casare Borgia was the bastard son of a Pope.
Oh, same thing, eh?

Do you even know anything about Jesus, the mythology? Even if taken as truth, is there not a single word you are aware of?

That guys name is Cesar borgia, I'm talking about Jesus Christ.

Yeah, READ what I said.

Ok.....

And I thought yous didn't believe in evolution

You're good ppl Jack, but
I've been on a crusade for over a decade.

Crusade? Like to retake Constantinople?

Anyways, I'm an asshole.

GOD didn't "f**k" anyone.
Look it up yourself. The angel came to her and told her the deal.
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"mid-easterners and africans are smart enough not to glorify a socialist jew when roman conservatives reign supreme."
Oh. That explains it.

Um, "visited upon"

Google translate sez:

God, via, the Holy Spirit (according to Chistian myth) raped her.

Zeus > Jesu > Jesus

Zeus raped Alcmene, siring Hercules. Jesus is Hecules AND Zeus, thus, Jesus is his own daddy.

Mary has caused a shit storm for covering up being unfaithful

Ironically, if the story was even half true, she would have been stoned to death. Not like she could just wear a tee shirt saying, "God is the baby daddy"