Waiting Skeleton

Waiting Skeleton Meme | CHRISTIANS WAITING FOR JESUS TO COME BACK | image tagged in memes,waiting skeleton | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Pence Crotch licker | AND DOING OUR DAMNEDEST TO DESTROY EVERYTHING GOD MADE WHILE WE WAIT | image tagged in pence crotch licker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I'M ON MY F*CKING LUNCH BREAK, OKAY!? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Jesus, Santa, whatever...
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | YOU MUST BE DYING TO GET INTO HEAVEN | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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JESUS WAITING FOR JERUSALEM TO BE SAFE TO COME BACK TO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 4 replies
Jesus said Himself that nobody knows the day or the hour that He will return, and that we should always be ready for Him. Sadly, what many who claim to be Christians forget is that "being prepared" for His return means doing the job He gave us when He left: spreading the Gospel faithfully (through both an outstanding example of Jesus's moral teachings lived out, and through verbal communication of the truth). I must admit that this is a job that I have neglected for a long time. Thankfully, God's forgiveness allows me to leave behind my past, and His power allows me to continue forward.
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Where's your faith boy? Don't think about what the animals on the ark ate who eat other animals for forty days. Or why nobody else with a boat on the entire planet made it. This is a religion that tells people we are all related to Noah. Yet enslaved Africans then told people they were less than white folk. They treated humans like animals that somehow didn't make it to the boat on time?? Well not that boat at least, the ark didn't have room, but slave ships were willing to make extra trips and stack them to the rafters.

I tell ya the miracle I pray for. That people can some day realize religion is and invention of man. It has been used and changed throughout history as a way to control, enslave, or destroy if the first two don't work out. Vikings believed they had to die in battle to get to Valhalla so they would want to fight which they needed to survive. When will man feel he has survived long enough to untie the apron strings already? God made us in his image, just don't think for yourself. He is an all knowing ever present being that see's and hears all. Just not capable of ever changing his mind about anything no matter how much time passes. Hopefully he comes around before the sun explodes, or at least before we run out of oil.
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Since the world is only 10,000 years old you are fake news buddy lol.
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Lol to be honest I also heard about research that shows that all humans have the same DNA that link back to an originating couple from Africa, i.e. Adam and Eve style... ????????????
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i.imgflip.com/1myeeb.jpg (click to show)
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4 ups, 1 reply
I am a christian, and even if God doesn't exist (which I know is not true) faith gives people hope and helps them through hard times. This is scientifically proven, do some research, and not just on liberal atheist sites.
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So you know God exists, damn that must be nice. What you say is true, some people unable to have faith in themselves need a crutch to get through the day. Instead of thinking for themselves they choose to be sheep that need a Sheppard to guide them through life.

I've never been on a liberal atheist site, I avoid allowing anybody to convince me that I should think like them. I'm capable of picking my own self up and not having to believe some magic fairy land when I die is the best thing I got to hope for. I'll make my own heaven and live according to my own rules thanks.

I'm a woman with strong opinions and ideals that would have got me killed when the bible was written. The fact that Christianity is a religion created by men who destroyed any religion with a female deity in it should bother anybody with a mother. They want me to believe that God would only speak through men unless it was time to knock up a virgin without even asking her permission and that was cool. Neither Jesus or God had any use for a woman, Jesus never had sex, I suppose he never even got a hard on right?

I don't dislike people for being religious, I dislike people that can look at these type of things and think oh yeah it's part of his plan. The creator of everything around us thought he'd be better off alone for eternity than to share it with a woman. In fact he dislikes them so much he denied his son the one chance he was ever going to have to be with one. Oh yeah and the guy who raised Jesus never had any more kids with his wife either. Once you raise a god little Abraham just ain't gonna cut it I guess

When the Bible was written was not some perfect time in history where everybody walked around happy because their God had spoken to them recently. People lived in fear especially women and the church did all they could to keep them afraid, Just like they do now only after all these years the pages on that book are wearing a little bit thin for any logical human being to fall for.

Go be a sheep, the rest of the world will be here moving past the need to be led by the nose when you are ready to walk on your own.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Reading that long diatribe it's obvious you know nothing about the Bible or what it actually says in it. What God says in it.
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Nope sure don't, I bought the book on tape but there must be something wrong with it because I turn it on and it just goes baaaaaaaahhh!
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I challenge you strong woman to read the whole Bible yourself and see what you think about it. When you are done you can click on my profile, click on my most recent meme/gif (LOL) and tell me what you think about. I will read the whole thing. If you hate it I will respect your opinion, if you like it that would be great. If you think you will just be brainwashed just read it with a critical mind, that's what I have in my liberal classes at school.:)
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Wow, you flag all of my comments, what a loser.
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Never mind, I just got lost oops. Hey make sure you read my whole essay too.
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Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates.
Proverbs 14:1
She opens her mouth with wisdom, and kindness is on her tongue.
Proverbs 31:26
for in Christ Jesus you are all sons of God, through faith. 27 For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave[a] nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Galations 3:26 - 28
Also, faith does not make you a sheep, but it turns you into a brave lion. GET ROASTED YOU NORMIE I AM ONLY 13 YET I CAN ROAST THE HECK OUT OF YOU.
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Also Jesus was not sexually immoral because he did not commit any sins. God is a male, and he created Adam in like form, but HE CREATED EVE AS A COMPANION FOR ADAM. CLEARLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, AND I THINK OTHER CHRISTIANS WOULD AGREE. Alas I am throwing pearls to swine.
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You are acting so far from a Christian I am saddened for the real ones. You are acting like somebody who has been brainwashed with words while caring not for their own actions. You are supposed to embrace and imbibe with knowledge those that look down on your religion. Showing them how your faith makes you a better person. Instead you throw some quotes out along with insults. At least I don't pretend to have Jesus in my heart while my actions prove I don't. I believe a true Christian would agree and that anybody with common sense did long ago.
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Feminists are useless, you're insults are so petty they make me laugh. This is the best thing that has happened to me online.
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damn I'm sorry here the best thing that's happened to you is something I completely forgot about. I'm gonna just let you get back to that sad existence there baby. maybe you should pray for something better to happen than this.
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Maybe you should go get a life and stop arguing with a 13 year old who clearly knows more than you, despite whatever 'education' you got.
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did you really just quote the bible then tell me to get roasted? that's the best example of modern religion ever! I love true Christians unfortunately there are too many like you out there and not enough of them. no true Christian would be full of pride and state that they are only 13 yet roasted me!! And Jesus said use the words of my father in order to roast people! Imgflip 66:6 -dumbass
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A true atheist would actually read the Bible to at least know what they're talking about, unlike you. Also I do admit I'm throwing pearls to swine, but I thought s mother would be smart enough to read the bible after being challenged. Furthermore, a true Christian would quote bible verses in defense. That's exactly what Jesus did when he was being tempted by Satan. Let's just agree to disagree.
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so Jesus was being threatened by Satan and all he could do is quote shit his daddy said at him. man that's lame I see now why he never got laid. you're awful judgemental I don't recall Jesus acting that way. never said I was an atheist or what I believe in. I think maybe you should not just read the book to throw quotes at people but actually try living by it. I think you missed the part about turning the other cheek and judging not ya know. for all you know I was sent to test your ability to act like a Christian when not in church and you failed. looks like you might just get to try the whole quoting shit at Satan thing yourself someday. what is it they say about pride again? oh wait I'm sure you already know.
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HEY SLEEPINWITANENOME, LOOKS LIKE THE 13 YR OLD WON. I WROTE THIS ESSAY (KIND OF) ON FRIDAY 4 DAYS AGO AND YOU STILL HAVE NOT RESPONDED. LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BACK TO A LITTLE 13 YR OLD "STRONG WOMAN" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LOSER. WELL DEBATING A LIBERAL IS LIKE DEBATING A BRICK WALL, AS ALWAYS. LOL.
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Impressive...Every word in that paragraph is wrong. First of all Satan was not being threatened by Satan, he was being tempted.
Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted[a] by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’[b]”

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’[c]”

7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[d]”

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

10 Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’[e]”

11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.
Also if you are a christian here to test me then seriously? You have been acting like a complete hypocrite and I hope I don't know you, otherwise that would be sad that a nice kind person that goes to my church would act this way, shame on you. If you are not here to test me than why are you still Continued on next comment---->
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HEY SLEEPINWITANENOME, LOOKS LIKE THE 13 YR OLD WON. I WROTE THIS OF FRIDAY 4 DAYS AGO AND YOU STILL HAVE NOT RESPONDED. LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BACK TO A LITTLE 13 YR OLD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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acting like a hypocrite. You tell me to stop throwing Bible verses at you yet you will also quote Bible verses and throw them back at me. I do admit I should have just let you to continue throw pointless insults at me, but when someone calls me a name, challanges me, insults me, or me and that person get in a debate, I will never back down. Wow, the only thing that you can say about Jesus is that he couldn't get laid. According to Cristian forums the reason why he didn't get laid was because: "A man of Jesus' spiritual and moral integrity would not get married when He had no means for supporting a wife and children; nor would he have married and then directly challenged the ruling authorities in Jerusalem, risking almost certain death and thereby leaving a single pregnant woman behind." So that answers you're good question, I'm glad you asked.:) Also, Jesus father is not his "daddy", he is a being residing outside of the laws of this universe Continued on next comment----->
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READ THIS AFTER THE NEXT COMMMENT, OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE CONFUSED --- , and also the creator of those laws. He has infinite power, and that means with infinite power you can do ANYTHING including warping the fabric of space - time so much that you actually travel backwards in time. With infinite power you can give up an infinite amount of power to someone else. Its easy. Imagine that you have an infinite amount of money and you wan't to give your children both an infinite amount of money. What you would do would be to give you first child every odd dollar bill, and your second child every even dollar bill. You would never finish giving youre children the money but you could keep a supply of money for them. Maybe God did the same thing with his powers, and created himself, and then getting out of his own time loop with his infinite powers. Furthermore, you said yourself: "I'll make my own heaven and live according to my own rules thanks." That sounds like atheism to me. So I am not being judgemental. And I don't read the book just to throw quotes at people, how do you know if I try to walk my talk or not. I do try to live by the Bible, but everyone is a sinner and makes mistakes. No, I did not miss that Bible verses about turning the other cheek, and I apologize for not doing so, but do you really think I am going to let someone call me a sheep? NO. And to answer your final question, the Bible says that “God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble.” And I have not been being proud, but have simply been pummeling you with the hard truth, I guess a person like you just can't take it.
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He's an atheist also, you blithering moron.

Strangely, you've seemed to not have been able to tell the blind faithers apart from the 2 or 3 here who aren't religious.

And you AREN'T drunk, are ya?
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3 ups, 1 reply
He also said he would be back within their (the apostles') lifetimes.
And unless them lot are over 2000yo hiding out in a bunker somewhere, I wouldn't waste too much time waiting at the front door.
READ the WHOLE verse.
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5 ups, 2 replies
He did come back for a brief period, because they weren't teaching the gossiple like he wanted. So he sort of possed them and they went into villages preaching like crazy.
This was after the trancedence. It's in peter I think but not sure.
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What have I said about atheists? Ask them about the Bible. They know it well.
Catholic grammar, hs, and university, and my best Catholic (Jesuit) priest teachers sure coulda fooled anyone into thinking they were atheists the way they spoke. Only one (he wan't a priest tho) was truly devout.
The more religious anyone claims to be, the less they know of their religion. Sorry, there's more to the Bible than John 3:16.

"Teacher, why have you come here, what is your purpose?"

"I have come here to reafirm the Father's Covenenant with His People."

Jesus didn't teach Gospels (none existed till after A CENTURY after he died. He taught the Torah to Yahweh's Chosen, the Yehudi, AKA Judeans, AKA Jews.)

He - or rather, a fella that bore no resemblance to him but that Mary Magdelane swore was him with some cuts on his wrists - came on the 3rd day after the supposed crucifixtion, then after ascended into Heaven with these parting words for those rat bastard apostles that ran out on him, "Remember to keep holy the Passover, for it will mark my second coming... I shall return within your lifetimes..." Then the tongues of fire thing and blah blah blah then Saul/Paul then nothing for 300 yrs cept a cult of Mithras turning Christian then Council of Nicea and "Look what we wrotX, um, found! Let's start a religion and revive the Roman Empire with it!"

Sorry, but Peter, Paul, & Mary, and the rest, DIED.

THE END.

FREE BONUS: Look up Messiah, look up why Jesus was different from ALL the REAL Messiahs (something about NOT doing anything remotely Messianic)
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I'm saying he died, and was resurrected. He came back.

Also the interpretation of that verse you are referring to is just that. An interpretation. A faulty one I say.
The key to understanding what Jesus meant by “this generation will not pass away until all these things take place” is the context; that is, we must understand the verses that are surrounding Matthew 24:34, especially the verses prior to it. In Matthew 24:4–31, Jesus is clearly giving a prophecy; He is speaking of future events. Jesus had already told those living during His earthly ministry that the kingdom had been taken from them (Matthew 21:43). Therefore, it is imperative that Matthew 24–25 be seen as dealing with a future time. The generation that Jesus speaks of “not passing” until He returns is a future generation, namely, the people living when the predicted events occur. The word generation refers to the people alive in the future when the events of Matthew 24–25 take place.

Jesus’ point in His statement, “this generation will not pass away until all these things take place,” is that the events of the end times will happen quickly. Once the signs of the end begin to be observed, the end is well on the way—the second coming and the judgment will occur within that last generation. Jesus reinforced this meaning with a parable in Matthew 24:32–33: “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it is near, right at the door.” A sure sign of summer is the leafing of the fig tree; a sure sign of the end of the world is that “all these things” (of Matthew 24) are taking place. Those who are on the earth then will have only a short time left.
Essentially, Jesus is saying that, once the events of the end times begin, they will happen quickly. The age of grace has continued for a very long time. But when the time for judgment finally arrives, things will be wrapped up posthaste. This concept of God’s drawing things to a rapid close is echoed in many other passages of Scripture (Matthew 24:22; Mark 13:20; Revelation 3:11; 22:7, 12, 20).
I just copied and pasted this because it's easier.
Also I never claimed to be a religious scholar.
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3 ups, 2 replies
You can say what you want. The early Christians said it was Y'eshua bar Abbas who died on the cross - Y'eshua bar Josephus having been spared the last minute. THAT was the miracle.
But eh, things change over 2000 years. Council of Nicea, multiple books left out, the 4 left in contradiction of each other, mistranslations, outright lies (Shabbat, anyone?) and deliberate distortions, the whole bit.

"Within your lifetime" or "Within this generation" mean what so differently? Google English translate sez: "While you byotches still be livin, homie"

Bottom line is, have you found Jesus? Cuz he been missin for near 2000 years, and he got some Heaven on Earth thingy he was supposed to set up back then by liberating THE Chosen from the occupying Romans - as predicted but was never done by him. 70 years later it was done (temporarily) by another Jesus - bar Kokhba - who freed Jeruselem at least for a few year during the uprising. The cult of Bar Kohba faded after some years.

FREE BONUS: The 'Matthew' of the Gospel of... is NOT the Apostle Matthew. He goes through great lengths giving the lineage of Jesus all the way back to the House of David, as provided to the census. Thing is, no census was given till a century AFTER Jesus, hence that book, like the rest also written a century after, is full of shit.
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It is impossible to know when Jesus was born. What year, what time, etc. so it's impossible to know if a census was givin during his birth. Mistranslations and censorship are also a problem for me, so I won't comment on that, but still.
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Century = 100 years.
So, no.

It is impossible because there is no record of it. In fact, there is no record of even the slightest mention of Jesus till a century after he died.
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Records could've been lost, the Romans could've tried to mask his birth, etc.
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You're done? No, you're a liar. Unless you really ARE this stupid.

Herod?
Pontius Pilate?
The Fall of Jerusalem?

THERE

WAS

NO

JERUSALEM

A

CENTURY

AFTER

YOUR

MYTH

WAS

SUPPOSEDLY

BORN

NOW

STOP

LYING

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GOD

WILL

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THEE
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Again with the birth thing. It's like saying that there was no imgflip until a year after somebody you don't know the birthday of was born.
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We're in agreement then. He's all a lie. Merry XXass.
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You don't know when I was born. Am I a myth?
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*sighs*

What part of "No records back then" did you STILL not understand? C-E-N-T-U-R-Y.
There is nothing of him, apostles, followers, whatever, till a century later.

I mean, of Joshua Son Of Joseph.
As with my post above, the Cult of Mithras, who is EXACTLY like Jesus except Persian and from a MILLENIA prior, was a common religion in Rome.
But THAT'S a myth, right?
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Exactly. No records. No proof that he didn't exist. And no proof that anybody didn't exist.
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And again with the time thing. We don't know if Jesus was born at any time period. It is physically impossible to know. Therefore, we don't know if there was a census when he was born, we don't know when he died, we don't know if there were any records of him until a century later, we don't know any of that.
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"Him being born 2017 years ago is a myth. As I said before, it is impossible to know his birth time and date, so we don't know if a census was taken a CENTURY after his birth."

Indeed it is. Because he IS MYTH.

You catch on quick, aye?
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Ah, I see. Retort my arguement with some throwaway answer, aye?

The only proof that most anybody from history exists is textbooks and a couple of papers that could have easily been made up.
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i.imgflip.com/21qk6s.jpg (click to show) I agree. You are correct. He is a myth.

Just like those right here on who his myth was copied from.
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You know what? I'm done.
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Check your calender. He was born c2017 years ago, plus 3 - 6 yrs additional.

There STILL were NO Roman censuses taken till a CENTURY after his alleged birth.
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Him being born 2017 years ago is a myth. As I said before, it is impossible to know his birth time and date, so we don't know if a census was taken a CENTURY after his birth.
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Jack you're just a right wing left field troll.
I am the alpha the omega. The beginning and the end.
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Do you think he at least got to get laid while he was possessing people? I know I'd give him some if he would only visit!
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Word to yo mutha, my whiggie.
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:)
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lol, but I think the real Christians (who are also going to be the only ones raptured) will be more concerned with the well-being of the people they're leaving behind. If I get raptured and my friend who I failed to share the gospel with didn't, I would be heartbroken with guilt and grief
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What part of "144,000 of the Sainted Chosen" did you not understand? Don't worry, in addition to those Jews, a few Gentiles will be judged by their works. So you still have a shot. However, since you're more concerned about spreading some partial quotes instead of living by them, I wouldn't hedge my bets on them.
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Nah when the rapture happens media will blame it on aliens. If if Trump is president folks will find a way to blame it on him. Bush, Obama, Trump, in America everything is the president's fault lol
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Actually they've had quite a few. Look it up.
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...and probably thrown on a trash heap like common criminals likely were back then
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No, that just isn't true. He was buried in a rich man's tomb because his body was purchased for money.
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2 ups, 1 reply
That's what the Bible says, but there's nothing outside the Bible to corroborate that. It may be true, but we have no way of knowing for sure. We don't even know where he was buried, if he was buried at all.
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3 ups
The Bible is a pretty credible source. Not everyone sees it that way, though, unfortunately.
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Nice one man
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i.imgflip.com/213hyp.gif (click to show)
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Im a Christian. Not an over the top holier than thou. Even enjoy a beer now and then. Dont even go to church cuz i find less drama with non church folk and i aint triggered by this meme. I find it halarious. :)
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I'm an Atheist and every week I have breakfast in a church with the vicar (with others) to talk about local community projects. I've shown him some of the memes and he's had a giggle too.
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literally
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Touché
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If god exists, he's outside of nature. Science doesn't deal with anything outside of nature. It doesn't try to prove or disprove anything outside of nature.
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2 ups, 1 reply
There is no such thing as "outside of nature."
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2 ups, 2 replies
"Supernatural" as a concept is nothing but fantasy.
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Actually, we have solid evidence that the universe arose from absolutely nothing. This leaves us with two options: either it came into existence on its own, which is logically impossible, but even if true would classify as being "supernatural" (i.e. without a natural cause), or it was created by an infinite and eternal God (and before you ask who made God, let me just clarify that an infinite and eternal being logically does not require a beginning, and thus does not need an outside cause for its existence).
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How convenient
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Believing in something that is logically consistent is rather convenient for avoiding headaches. This is admittedly offset by the headaches created by trying to comprehend an infinite God using one's finite mind.
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There is no such evidence. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are making an honest error by misinterpreting science. The universe didn't arise from "absolutely nothing." The universe didn't arise at all. The universe is eternal.
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The view that the universe is eternal is a logically self-consistent idea, but only if you hold to a block theory of time rather than a dynamic theory of time. Personally, I find the dynamic theory of time to be more reasonable (not to mention that free will cannot exist if the block theory of time is true). Anyways, if time is dynamic, then it must have a beginning. This is described in the Kalam Cosmological Argument, which states:

1: an infinite amount of time has no end point
2: the present moment is the end point of the past
3: therefore, time past is not infinite
4: if time past is not infinite, then there must be a first moment (i.e. beginning).

Now, I freely admit that this argument is useless if the time block theory is true, but if the time block theory is true, then there is no real change, or decision, or purpose, merely existence along different points in the space-time block. From there, if there is no purpose or free will, then there is also no reason to believe in the block theory of time.
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I guess it's something you have to see to believe... Maybe someday :))))
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Sadly, most people are so stuck in their naturalistic mindset that they try to explain any supernatural thing with natural causes, no matter how illogical it may be. "Time, chance, and the laws of physics" is basically the naturalist's form of the "God of the gaps" argument.
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That’s true. And it doesn’t. Science is just a tool we use inside nature. But that’s not to say God doesn’t interact within nature. If God exists. And that’s a pretty big if....
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3 ups, 2 replies
I've had many conversations with you attempting to dismiss the idea of God, or creation of the universe, citing science as the reasoning.
Your comment is confusing and contradictive.
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4 ups
As is all evolutionary "science"
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4 ups, 2 replies
How so? I don't believe in god, but I also acknowledge that science cannot prove or disprove anything supernatural, which god is said to be, because science only deals with natural phenomena.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Come on, you know what air, electricity, stars, and a whole mess of other things have in common? Once upon a time they were all supernatural at best - non existent in the least (Although ether was kinda like air).

The Gods aren't supernatural, they were natural before natural existed. Nature is an extension, a reflection of their being, created by their own hand. Science has explained a good many Godly phenomen (AKA everything it has ever explained), and to say it cannot be used by the pet monkey men of the Gods to explain them is merely an attestment to the limits of imagination, not science.
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God is so cool. I also like to create vast areas where I could have put all kinds of stuff. Then only put stuff in one tiny corner of it, tell that stuff it is the only stuff like it. And I created the room for all the other stuff just so they had something pretty to look at and marvel at how much space I can create and decide not to put stuff in. I even made a son in my image but human then wouldn't let him f**k anything which is the only thing he can't do the rest of the time. I made him die twice though so he got the full experience of that gem.

I am all knowing, all seeing, capable of doing anything I wish by only thinking it. Unless of course that means updating my thousand year old rule book. It's just easier to let them keep that one book so long that the religion of me is split into a ton of groups. Who all think their interpretation of my word is the right one. Well the word I had some lucky dude write because making planets out of nothing I can handle but words appearing on a page is beyond. I set a bush on fire go invent the printing press on your own time!
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1 up, 1 reply
Wow dude, that is sooooooooo coooooool.
Hey, you remind my of someone I know, in fact, of a few I know.

brb.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Take all the time you need. I know it must be hard to hold the bible and type with one hand. Of course you don't have to write brb you can leave and come back and nobody with know. Well God will know, some people like to watch what can I say.
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3 ups, 3 replies
psssst, yer kinda missin tha point I was makin, as I then thusly did you, having blurred out after half a line thinking, "Whoopsie, yet another fundemantalist gonna stick John 3:16 through a prism fer mine eyes.

Kindly R-E-A-D what I said.

I love these threads, I get to trigger theists and atheists simultaneously.

Early ths year, I made a meme with a Jayzuz pic captioned with the 1st line in Genesis. PERIOD. For 3 wholedays after, I had to debate both a/theists because of that one quote. Humans are so stupid.
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2 ups, 1 reply
that was funny below, the one line thing hahaha. I decided not to.
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It's like this sleepinwithnobrain guy, people are so hyped up on arguing a point that they'll still do it even when they agree with you. That basically sums up religion & anti-religion debate, EVERYTHING is proof of each own's position.
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I also love triggering athiests, feminists, liberals, and generally losers in general. It makes my day.
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I'm an equal oppurtunity triggerer. I basically go after phonies and let them expose themselves.
There are people on this site I once thought highly of, but when I contradicted what they said on an issue, they went all out butthurt and called me a *sniff* troll. That those are usually the peace & brotherly love types makes it all the better.
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1 up, 3 replies
Humans are so stupid? Wait are you him? Are you God and now you are going to smite me with smug indifference to reality? I've missed every point you have ever tried to make. For the most part intentionally but only because your brain is like a giant repost machine. After reading one comment from you everything you are and ever will be is laid bare. You can't blame me if it all seems like the same joke over and over after that can ya?

The best and newest development is that somebody claiming to be a man of faith ironically is named after wasting semen. So far it's the most interesting thing about you. That revel of hypocrisy I thought reserved for the clergy only.

Now you are trying to stick labels on me because you think you know the way I think because I have taken that view against you here. I just want to disagree with you, if I saw you commenting in favor of Atheism I would have found Jesus right then. Which would have been better for everybody I hear that dude be late for a new revelation or two! Can you imagine that conversation? Hey Peter when is Jesus coming back? Oh you know, last time took a few days so anytime between tuesday and 4012. Which makes me wonder, if he's coming back no doubt in their minds. Why isn't it B.C. again? The entire calendar is based on him right? Show a little more faith you think he's coming back guys come on. Man it must have sucked to be born on those 3 days he was all zombying around! Talk about leap year poor dude never lived to another birthday after his first one! Bet he said screw you guys and moved to Atlantis.
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Yup he was right. You are stupid.
3 ups
You do realize I haven't read past the first line of your inane amblings, yes?

The Mithra, Krishna, Horus, etc, bit still not sink in?

Carry on, always a pleasure allowing psuedo intellectual dolts troll themselves with their own idiocy.
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This still stands, what you replied to and the replies to you.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Ahh, there ya go. As they say, Merry Mithras!
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2 ups, 1 reply
So you haven't submitted a meme in over a month. Makes one wonder why you are here. I guess to argue religion or whatever on other peoples memes? You have heard of reddit have you not. You know a site full of forums where people want to discuss these things. Or is that too big a pond for ya? Always amazes me how quick the real trollers are to throw the troll word around. You cast your bait at the bottom of front page memes praying for a bite. Then call anybody who disagrees with you a troll like that wins you any points. I wouldn't even call you troll, name calling seems so petty, sure sign you feel you're losing control of the conversation.

I guess you'd be classified as a flamer really. Trolls seek to disrupt everything as much as possible regardless of topic or who is involved. A flamer simply finds in your case memes they think they can grab some attention from and hang on them all day hoping for a comment to disagree with.

Saw ya here earlier wanted to try and make your night. So in the future before you throw the troll word around you might look the definition up. Otherwise people who actually know what a real troll is will just think you're butthurt and we don't want that.

Until next time keep that one hand typing going strong!
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2 ups, 3 replies
You've submitted 5 in your 8 months here. So, yeah.

You know, jacking off can help alleviate some of your frustration.

Temporarily, anyways.
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1 up, 1 reply
Cuz us ladies love a guy who advertises his love of masturbation that's online all the time right?
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Yeah, EminEnema, yeah!

Must suck knowing you're too ugly to make it even as a fitty cent meth ho, my fizzjizzlekizzleinthapizzleyo!

What'sa matter, ain'tcha gonna argue with me by agreeing with me with them walls of text some more?
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0 ups, 1 reply
You're like and enigma wrapped in a rainbow shooting out of a unicorns ass that has herpes.
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I bet that sounded real good to ya when ya first read it, didn't it?

How does it feel like to know that you couldn't get close enough to catch common cold from someone?
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0 ups, 2 replies
Like most females you come into contact with I'm already bored with your one trick pony ass. The whole racism thing is cute though. Are you always such a charmer?

I know guys who quote the bible at people on a meme site are in high demand these days. All those women searching for you in your basement while your mother is on her knees praying one of them will turn you into a man finally.

I bet if you get a date your mother calls all her friends like "it's finally happening!"

Oh wait your mom doesn't have any friends. She's too busy doing your laundry trying to get the spunk out of your socks! How many plates of bagel bites you gonna make that poor woman bring to you? Get off your ass and microwave that shit yo'self give her a break!

Sucks I bet your dad bailed when you were about 30 and he realized she was going to have to take care of you all her life. Probably wasn't your real dad anyway I mean no real father raises something he loves the way you were raised. Did it hurt when he turned his back on you or where you just glad he wasn't making you turn yours to him again? Jack Henoff isn't just your screen name it's what daddy called you isn't it? He wouldn't even give you a reach around he made you do that shit yourself. Can't blame him too much can ya, not like your mother is a looker. She still holding the record for most genital warts? She has so many warts frogs kiss her hoping she will turn into miss piggy. No wait that was your dad again, a pig would be cleaner and you can eat bacon. Everybody that has tried to eat your mom gets knocked out by the smell, she doesn't have to buy douche she can pour wine on that shit and it turns into vinegar.

There is that better...
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Representin, Comptonville, Vermont, in tha hizzow!

Wordz like a blade
Tha game is played
Yo Vanilla Ice fade
Makes ya a bottomboy trade.

I got mad skillz, yo!
0 ups
Jeez you must be a stalker you know so much stuff about him...
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4 ups, 2 replies
C'mon, anytime somebody has pro God meme you're commenting on it, attempting to disprove them. An example being if someone talks about divine creation, you're the first one having off about the big bang theory Nd how you don't believe that a creator did it.
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Yup, Sleepinwitanenome is a complete and utter moron.
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1 up, 1 reply
That's true, but how does that conflict with what I said here?
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2 ups, 1 reply
I already explained it.
You play sides when its convienant for your argument.
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2 ups, 1 reply
I never played two sides. I have always said I don't believe in god. And I've also said that science cannot prove or disprove god.
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not up to science to disprove God. As science isn't claiming there is one. A scientist could make the claim then would need to prove the theory was right and get it peer reviewed etc...
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1 up
Exactly, finally someone that understands!
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2 ups, 1 reply
If any of the Gods exist, they'd be inside of nature because they created it.

If you then say but a watchmaker is not of the same functions as the watch, then science would attempt to do what it attempts to do, that is, study the nature of the watchmaker.
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3 ups, 2 replies
I tried to find somebody with the user name thumb in butt to tell me about God but I'll have to settle for you I guess!
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3 ups, 1 reply
WTF lmao! I don't care what your opinion is honestly. I just know the man I thought you might be would not have written this....
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You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just be a lunatic your looking for!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Wrong fella to watch yank the schlank in the name of.

3500 - 4000 years ago, my people created the God that created the God that Costantine & Co - son of the Jackyl - stole, corrupted beyond recognition, seated in Rome, and called it their own - as prophesized in Revelations.

Yup, Christians are The Beast.
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Would you quit arguing my points for me. Your people did create that God you are so right I agree 100% Revelations is that the part that says, don't ask why the preacher needs a new car? Surely an all knowing future telling book would warn it's follows about people using it to rob them out of their hard earned money under the guise of helping them right? Sorry I haven't read it, I got to the part where Joseph never had sex with his wife because God only thought virgins were pure enough for his seed. Sure he could have recreated that hymen and let Joseph get first crack at her. I guess that would be too much to do for the guy who was raising your son/you later on.

No wonder Jesus never had sex. I bet Joseph followed his ass around with a stick like no pussy for you after that shit! I mean who wants to follow a God in the sack, dick so big he knocked that chick up from the clouds bam! To bad back then man had decided to ignore all religions having to do with the mother. They used to worship the shit out of her until Christians came a long and where like nope our guy made all this shit. He just doesn't like women enough to have anything remotely to do with his life of oh eternity. Talk about a dry spell! Guess he can always go stick his dick in a black hole for a thrill. He's got to be stuck in something his creation sure has gone to shit with his people in charge making up whatever in his absence.
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Guy, AGAIN:

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WHAT

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SAID,

and please try to keep context, sarcasm, and whatever else I tossed in just fer ya in mind.
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1 up, 1 reply
Would you quit repeating that? Are you trying to torture any poor soul that stumbles across this thread? This is the most boring thing to argue about. In fact I'm pretty sure Christians invented arguing for thousands of years with nothing to prove or disprove either way. You gotta wonder if they have more faith in God or that God wants them to be right about everything. The only argument in history where one side can say, can't prove anything until you're dead and that's good enough for us. So people go he's right ya know, we ain't dead so there is no way of knowing for sure if it's all just a big shit show or not. It's really brilliant what they came up with in terms of having to answer any type of serious questions about the whole thing.

Hey this rock dates back long before your book says God created everything what's up with that? Oh wait that's right, scientists have no faith so they must be influenced by the devil who is making all them scientific machines lie in order to make people question God. Unfortunately the greatest achievement they made was finding a way to never show any type of achievement. All this time with all that power to do good with, churches of all kinds all over to spread the good word. More people suffering than ever before and their God is like just hang in there, when you die shit gets easier.
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It's a joy to see that even after scratching your head dumbfounded by me saying your piece before you got to, that you still are trying to argue an argument that isn't there.

I take it Santa didn't leave that hooker that you so badly needed under the tree?
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Ever notice how all terrorists sleep alone? Sexual frustration is psychologically damaging and leads to much bitterness with these types.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Since they can't find the answer in the natural, perhaps it's in the supernatural?
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2 ups, 1 reply
The supernatural cannot be tested or studied scientifically, so scientists would be wasting their time if they tried.
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2 ups, 1 reply
As with a lot of astronomy, it's theoretical at this point, but many believe the answer might be a combination of the two.
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3 ups, 3 replies
This is one of the few times I agree with you.
A lot of the most brilliant scientists have come to the conclusion of a creator. It's to integrate, to precise, to perfect.
Hardcore atheists are beginning to look foolish.
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3 ups
Conclusion?
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2 ups, 1 reply
Yet research often explains what was once considered supernatural.
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1 up, 1 reply
I do agree that there are lots of things that were once thought to be done directly by God, that we now know have natural causes (lightning is a common example), but saying that research will show how the entire natural universe was created from a natural cause is like me saying that a DNA test will prove that I gave birth to my own mother.
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not at all. Science is comfortable with the term "I don't know" There is unproven research and on that list will be a god/creator. With each discovery the list gets shorter and the order of the list will change statistically. Think when was DNA discovered and now we can solve decades old crimes... or reunite people with their mothers on daytime tv...
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2 ups, 2 replies
But moreso if you're praying for someone other than yourself...
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2 ups, 2 replies
does it? love to read the peer reviewed paper on that
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2 ups, 1 reply
pfffft, Quantum Physics 101.

- something like that.
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1 up
At least quantum physics makes more sense
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1 up, 1 reply
To Pray or Not to Pray: Reflections on the Intersection of Prayer and Medicine on JSTOR

Here's the title of one on Jstor. There's like 70k articles on there about prayer so ain't nobody got time to sift through them all. I've seen doctors pray before performing surgery, though.
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1 up, 1 reply
or the proverb..

If you're lost at sea it's ok to pray just don't stop rowing!

just because positive thinking spells and rituals from witchcraft produce results doesn't provide proof that we should all become Wizards.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Not going to get into witchcraft other than to say don't do it ???? but I know someone who when she was like 9 yo was in a boat with her family going to Catalina and the boat capsized. She was at sea for over 8 hours clinging to a piece of the boat and before she was rescued she saw a small island in the distance with a huge cross on it. ????
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I wasn't endorsing witchcraft - just the psychology of positive results. I had a teacher who said he was in church and the head of Christ on the cross turned and faced him. Also a head teacher who said she had a dead tree in the garden and said it was struck by lightning and the following year grew into a pear tree.. history is full of this
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