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Futurama Fry Meme | IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SOCIALISM WORKED, I'D HAVE $0 BUT EVEN IF IT DID WORK, I'D STILL HAVE $0 | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHEN I GET 10 MILLION POINTS I'M GONNA TRADE THEM ALL IN FOR..... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I would settle for a half a penny per point even...
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They'll up the max for you I bet
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Steve Harvey Meme | I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A mere $50k? You'd settle for that? So impressed. :D If I had a dollar for every time somebody said if I had a dollar for every...
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3 ups, 1 reply
Sure $50K...not a bad haul for just wasting time...not really a waste if you consider the friendships I've made and all the laughs I've gotten.
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Yeah I've had a good ol' time in the few days I've been here. :D Thanks in no small part to the top dogs like yourself who have been so friendly helpful.
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I TRY TO BE COOL TO EVERYONE BUT I'M ONLY HUMAN AND HAVE MY BAD DAYS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Haha, that's a good one.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Funny, this reminded me of a guy I've seen for the past two days while driving to work. He is holding a sign on the corner of the road and his sign reads "share"
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6 ups, 1 reply
You know what Momma said: "Sharin's caring, y'all...."
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I'll take that as a compliment! Cheers!
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eyy capitalism is king!
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5 ups, 1 reply
Totally.
Because having roads, hospitals, fire departments, police departments, schools, libraries, garbage service, snow plows and a military never works.

It is classic Strockholm Syndrome to believe that someone who sits in an office should own 90% of your production.
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9 ups, 2 replies
Roads, Hospitals, fire departments, police departments, schools, libraries, etc. All brought to you by capitalism.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Sorry...your "socialized tax dollars" pays for that. Not a single corporation flits-the-bill.
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6 ups, 3 replies
And without capitalism we wouldn't have any money to tax
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5 ups
Right on.;)
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4 ups
You beat me to it! But yep.
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1 up, 1 reply
Monies and taxes have been around LONG before capitalism...
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1 up, 1 reply
Maybe so, but capitalism allows you, pretty much, to own stuff. Taxes are to support public things like schools, hospitals, etc.
If you think capitalism is so bad, give up your iPhone/Mac and whatever you're using to give your replies and go move to Venezuela
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Ownership is not exclusive to Capitalism...and, again, taxes "socialize" the cost of those things.
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2 ups, 1 reply
brought to you by 'taxes' and 'socialism'...
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Like MnMinPhx said. We wouldn't have money to tax without capitalism. Besides, we are not a socialist country. So how do we have that stuff? Oh, yeah, capitalism!
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Nice
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4 ups, 3 replies
Some people say Sweden or France are socialist...:-)
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3 ups, 1 reply
Socialism is not a well defined template, or Venezuela is not really socialism, I've heard every excuse from the so called "expects" that never read a book in their lives. You fools can't even define Capitalism /facepalm
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Saying "Venezuela is not really socialism" is assuming that there is a "real socialism" which should ideally come in the future...which is the exact opposite of what I'm saying. I'm saying socialism exists, in many shapes or forms, some more or less successful...
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I know!
Stupid people.
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Heavily influenced by socialistic ideas, perhaps...take out the authoritarian elements, and you could get some benigne results. It's all about middle ground. :)
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8 ups, 1 reply
I guess taking domination of half of Europe as "satellite countries" doesn't count as "anything in return".
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Well. They got free healthcare and stuff...
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7 ups, 1 reply
You need to stop drinking, buddy.
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Y'all idiots, ever heard of the middle way?
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3 ups, 1 reply
Except every Civiized Western country other than the US
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(It isn't by the way.)
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2 ups, 1 reply
I guess you dont use insurance then....
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3 ups, 1 reply
Insurance wouldn't exist without capitalism. Along with your computer/phone you used to type that comment.
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0 ups, 1 reply
Tax dollars paid for the TCP/IP breakthrough... look it up... you've heard of google right?
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Yes. I actually use it.
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Well done!
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Just maybe the answer isn't in ism's . Maybe it's in the golden rule . Not the one that says "he that has the gold rules" but " What is hateful unto thee do it not on to another ."
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Spanish Capitalism:
You have 5 cows
All of them are secretly bulls
You sell them to Portugal
Portugal sell you 5 bulls that are secretly horses
What have you sold and what do you have...
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