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Maury Lie Detector

Maury Lie Detector Meme | THE TEST RESULTS ARE IN AND; THERE ARE STILL ONLY 2 GENDERS | image tagged in memes,maury lie detector | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
21,912 views 214 upvotes Made by ilovepotatoe 7 years ago in fun
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16 ups, 7y,
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Scientifically there are only two genders. If you were to die and decades later your bones were discovered, a coroner would be able to determine that you were born female or male. Anything else that you believe is a state of mind.
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7 ups, 7y,
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CASE CLOSED MIC DROP | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 7y
Lol. Nice effects there.
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7 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y
LGBT itself implies only 2 genders...
2 ups, 7y
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK BETWEEN THE LEGS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
If you try to obfuscate a subject, of course it will seem confusing. It would help if you don't focus on 0.01% of the population.
2 ups, 7y
The DNA tells gender. That's the only type of transgender transformation I accept.
2 ups, 7y
The gender of the bone structure would still be in accordance to their DNA.
10 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Despite what people might want to CALL something. The fact remains that it is what it is. Calling a man a woman does NOT make that man a woman. And vice versa.
2 ups, 7y
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9 ups, 7y,
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7 ups, 7y,
2 replies
Get it right bro...
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6 ups, 7y,
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5 ups, 7y,
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6 ups, 7y
2 ups, 7y
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8 ups, 7y
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8 ups, 7y,
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8 ups, 7y
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6 ups, 7y
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8 ups, 7y,
1 reply
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5 ups, 7y,
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4 ups, 7y
3 ups, 7y
So people can pick imaginary sexual identities,
But the exercising of free speech is prohibited?

Isn't THAT the problem?
5 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Because the government should intervene on this whole gender thing obviously, right?
1 up, 7y
Yes, obviously. We get Federal attention on a topic and things become instantly clear. Always. (Don't pay any attention to that Tenth Amendment behind the curtain...).
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5 ups, 7y
4 ups, 7y
4 ups, 7y,
2 replies
There are 3. Intersex. You guys keep forgetting them.
4 ups, 7y
I suppose. I've always thought of them as somewhere in between...
1 up, 7y
XX or XY.

Remember?
3 ups, 7y
My preferred gender pronoun is oo'bop-sh'bam-lay-down-break-down-birdie-on-the-hot-side-o'-town.
3 ups, 7y,
1 reply
One could argue that there are 3 genders, since we use the pronouns 'he' 'she' and 'it'.
Now most people would consider the Eiffel tower an it, but to Erika Eiffel, the tower is female.
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
1 up, 7y
And most guys also consider their car female, with the old "Fill 'er up."
3 ups, 7y
Upvote! Good meme, bro! Your whole profile is good! Check out mine, will ya?
3 ups, 7y
3 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y
did it
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1 up, 7y
what criteria must be passed, must be met, for a person to be male? same question regarding female? is it one thing, or multiple things, that a person must have or be to be female or male, and what is that one thing, or what are those things? answering those questions, and proving you're right about the answers, instead of merely offering your opinion which differs from millions and is similar to millions, will get folks a lot closer to agreeing on the answer to the question, how many, if any, genders are there? right? that's my guess anyway. not sure, but that's my guess.
3 ups, 7y,
2 replies
Duh. Nobody cares except conservatives. I f**king hate it when retarded political memes that aren't even funny make the front page.
4 ups, 7y,
1 reply
If you don't care, why you mad?

Why are you declaring this social issue a political one?

If only conservatives care, then why is this an issue that is being pushed by select fringe elements of the ultra far-left?
2 ups, 7y,
3 replies
Nobody cares about the topic. I am "Triggered" by the fact that they take the place of funny memes on the front pages. If this were funny, I wouldn't mind.
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3 ups, 7y,
1 reply
And you're the official authority on what's funny and what's not?
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
No, but I can't see how this can be funny in any way. Maybe if they had used the captain obvious template instead it would be worth a chuckle...
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4 ups, 7y,
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I've seen it done with the Captain Obvious template and I think this one is funnier. Captain Obvious is overused, in my opinion. I could use Captain Obvious and say "we need air to breathe." It isn't funny to me and using this template made it just that much better, in my opinion.
3 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Well, I suppose. My sense of humor can be weird sometimes. Remember my Azathoth joke? Yeah, I actually thought that was funny.
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4 ups, 7y
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
9,892 views, 173 upvotes - more than all of yours and mine have tallied combined - disagree.

You care, because you are throwing a hissy fit about it.
Funny memes on the front page? Did you see yours? Do you give yourself a pass for ALL of them being political and non humorous because they don't make it there?
See my memes? Nothing notable, but also, nothing much political.

Physician heal thyself?
1 up, 7y,
1 reply
no. I just don't expect to get to the front page.
2 ups, 7y
Eh, neither do I.

The popularity of some members is often a factor. Lesser known memers are easy to overlook, there's so many of them.
Some folks repost stuff they've seen elsewhere.

Mine are mostly meme comments, or for use on a forum elswhere. I found my niche with some funny people here and stick around them. My only couple to hit the FP was on Cleavage Week, and keeping up with replying to all the comments can almost be exhausting. (I spend too much time looking for the "right" pic)
1 up, 7y,
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PS: The OP's meme IS funny, hence why I commented. I tend to stick to those.

You have a problem with "political memes"? Then I formally give you permission to comment on the endless stream of non-political ones,,,
2 ups, 7y,
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How about that!
0 ups, 7y,
1 reply
HA HA! Great!

(That's one of my templates, although I forgot to add the ",,," in the title)
1 up, 7y,
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Thank you for the template!
1 up, 7y
You're welcome. I have no idea what I was looking up when I found that pic, but it was a total surprise find,,,,
1 up, 7y
I have a problem with them reaching the front page. I have no problems with amusing myself with the reactions to my bizarre views...
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1 up, 7y,
1 reply
Salty tears.
1 up, 7y
Ha!
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