I'M SO PATRIOTIC, I PEE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE MY DOCTOR SAID IT MAY BE PANCREATIC CANCER AND I TOLD HIM TO SHUT HIS COMMIE MOUTH | image tagged in memes,redneck with flag and shotgun,'murica,rebel | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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laughing | THAT'S FUNNY OH YEAH | image tagged in laughing | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Patriotism. There’s a word thrown around a lot. It inspires passionate debate. It’s worn like a badge of honor, and with good reason. Cause it means love and devotion for one’s country. Love?

For a word to designed to unite, it can also be pretty divisive. See, there’s more to patriotism than flag-sequined onsies and rodeos and quadruple cheeseburgers. Patriotism is love for a country. Not just pride in it. But what really makes up this country of ours? What is it we love?

It’s more than just a huge rock full of animals like cougars and eagles, right?

It’s the people.

Do me a favor. Close your eyes for a second. I want to try something out.

Picture the average U.S. citizen. Think about it. How old are they? What’s their hair like? How much can they bench? You got one? Okay.

So chances are, the person you’re picturing right now looks a little different than the real average American. There are 319 million U.S. citizens. 51% are female. So first off, the average American is a woman. Cool, huh? Is that what you pictured?

54 million are Latino. 40 million senior citizens. 27 million are disabled. 18 million are Asian. That’s more people in the U.S. than play football and baseball combined.

9 million are lesbian, gay, bi, transgender – more than the entire amount of people that live in the state of Virginia.

Around 10 million are redhead, 5.1 million play Ultimate frisbee and 3.5 million are Muslim… triple the number of people currently serving in the United States military.

Almost half the country belongs to minority groups. People who are lesbian, African-American and bi and transgender and Native American and proud of it.

We know that labels don’t devalue us, they help define us. Keeping us dialed into our cultures and our beliefs in who we are – as Americans.

After all, what’s more American than freedom to celebrate the things that make us: us. God save the Queen.
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Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme | WALL O TEXT ON A MEME SITE AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT | image tagged in memes,aint nobody got time for that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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And the other half are hard-working legal Americans. Lmao!
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I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT THE DEMOCRATS BANNED LAUGHING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That is interesting what you wrote. The only thing I have a problem with is the mention of "minority groups". I say they are either Americans or they are not. And it is far time they decide what they want to be called. There is a reason America is called a "melting pot". I don't care what your background, race, or whatever you are. If you are a citizen who loves freedom and are willing to fight and die to preserve America, then you are an American!
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It's a copypasta, so don't take anything I wrote seriously. But I did add the last line :)
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Are you implying that Britain is better than America?
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:)
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3 ups, 2 replies
Thanks for that, Mt. Cena.
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*Mr cena
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I'd climb that :3
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Can i open my eyes and read the rest yet?
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Did you say "God save the Queen?"
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:) yes that's the only line I contributed to the copypasta :)
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6 ups, 1 reply
Cuz America is definitely better than GB
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It's not illegal to own a gun in the UK. My uncle lives there, and has a revolver as well as a rifle for hunting.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Basically they've made it nearly impossible to one.
He could never tell the police he wanted those weapons for self defense.
Since 1960 theyve slowly but surely stripped you of you rights. Soon they'll be completely outlawed.
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Lol my uncle wound never use a gun for home defense; that would be a waste of his medieval weapons collection :)
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Lol. Crushing **pe-ugee skills with a mase would be epic. Using 7th century weaponry against a 7th century death cult. Seems legit.
I personally wouldn't want them within 20ft of me.
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lol we're actually a lot more worried by Polish immigrants here than immigrants from the Muslim world. Depend on where they're from though; the ones from Iran and Iraq are usually a lot nicer, but the ones from Pakistan tend to be nuttier.
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They're all going to eventually run Europe into the shitter.
The polish kick ass. The say no to the **pe-ugees.
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I am getting triggered...
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Hey man, that's what we do. And the LGBT community. They do that too
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Hey that's mean to gays with common sense (like me).
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K man. It was a joke. No offense was intended :)
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I am not offended lol just saying
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K man
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The last time we were this triggered, Hillary was nominated for President
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this way to long for anyone on image flip to read
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True!
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I didn't read it either!
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Haha! :)
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There are 3 types of americans:
The commies
The fascists
The Americans that wish they'd all shut the hell up
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Goddam right!
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When somebody asks you your nationality what do you say? I tell them American. Sometimes I get a look like I have a [email protected] growing out of my forehead, and I know what they mean, they want to know where my heritage is from. But, I proudly answer that I'm an American.
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If a foreigner asks me where I'm from, I'll tell them the United States. If someone local asks me where I'm from I tell them which state, and sometimes even the town.

If I'm asked(which I'm hardly ever) what my ethnicity is, I tell them a mix of several things, including Hispanic. But I am American because I was born and raised here. I'm native American in that sense.
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This is hilarious!! Upvoted! :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
Lol! Thanks, man!
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You're welcome! :)
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3 ups, 1 reply
At the same time?
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My doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer, and I told him he was FAKE NEWS!
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I think he mean¥ prostate cancer - I can Check that for YUEH...If you don't mind me getting all up in yer ass like the IRS...
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I Pee Red,White And Blue but the doctor is a Nazi not a commie
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This meme speaks volumes big upvote
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1 up, 3 replies
So we are reposting old memes now?
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4 ups, 2 replies
First time I've posted it.
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I love this meme. I've heard the sentiment before - but the meme is great!
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1 up, 2 replies
That's sad, you should try making something original sometime...
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7 ups, 2 replies
I think maybe I'll stick with reposts. But thanks for your concern.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Repost or not, it sure brightened up my day! Thank you, sir.
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I do a little of both. Some are accidental reports, some are blatant reposted and some I know are original. I just don't care either way.

Glad you liked it. :)
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:)
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5 ups, 1 reply
How do you know he didn't come up with this idea on his own?
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4 ups, 1 reply
I saw it on a post on facebook and thought it was hilarious.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Aha! He admits it! :)
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I always admit it if someone tries to point it out. I don't care if what I post is a repost.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Oh my gosh, repost whining. So original.
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Are you ever going to post a meme?
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Tried. Got downvoted.
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