What about a Chinese man who was transgender and turned into a woman, then became president of Russia, turned back into a man, except now gay and African American and also a badass cyborg, only to change his faith from Buddisim to Muslim, then joined the U.S military to kill a mutated Dino-Trump, then switched from Muslim to a new religion called Anus, quit the military and headed to Starbucks for a delicious vanilla latte? What would you do then?