My upvote just because someone had a lot of trouble creating this flowchart.

either way holy hell

I probably should have used her pic. But I was rushing. :)

It's like the chart is afraid to be racist or something. X{D

its supposed to be general enough for every race

The malt liquor thing is passive aggressively racist towards blacks. :{D

I'm rice white, and have no problem consuming said beverage.

Its only racist if you say while driving fast.

LOL - I thought that was a 60's thru 80's thing. I stopped noticing it at the store and just thought they stopped making it.

Do you live on the west coast?

yep. you just named my 3 faves

CC: every woman not protesting their own tights

Genius

Why can't I eat at chick fil a, unless I'm older than 16?

Although everyone in my town has an obsession with it.

I empathize with you. Great donuts, but not nearly the first place I think of for REAL food.

I don't care for their lunches. McDonald's coffee is a better brew now. Donuts and muffins are the only reason I go there

Blaaah! Coffee at the McD's in upstate NY tastes like battery acid.

It used to be horrible here as well. They recently changed it around the same time tim Hortons started tasting bad. Maybe they swapped

..having lived there myself....

Lol, that's cool :-)

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

Or rights... lol either one works

But In and Out doesnt exist in Washingotn...

thats where i live. this chart makes me sad, even though i made it

nice

Well eff my life.

I don't think Jared is eating at subway anymore. He's eating in the prison cafeteria and hoping his azz don't get beat.

And he is still probably swallowing footlongs.