All I want for Christmas is our continued follies and laughs! All the best ya ba$tard$!

All I want for Christmas is our continued follies and laughs! All the best ya ba$tard$! | TO MY FELLOW FLIPPERS!, GOT YER CHRISTMAS GREETING RIGHT HERE! | image tagged in merry christmas,funny memes,sewmyeyesshut | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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22 ups, 3y,
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Merry Christmas Bro...
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16 ups, 3y,
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AAAAHHHHH. LUV THIS TIME O YEAR,... I FEEL, HMMMM, YA KNOW, WINTER SEXY. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You too! Enjoy.
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20 ups, 3y,
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NOW THIS IS WINTER SEXY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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17 ups, 3y
Too Damn High Meme | MY HEART RATE IS TOO DAMN HIGH | image tagged in memes,too damn high | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 3y
Too Damn High Meme | MY BONER.. IS TOO DAMN BIG!! 8==============================================================D | image tagged in memes,too damn high | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 3y,
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cheers | CHRISTMAS CHEERS | image tagged in cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I'm sorry about the snarky reply you received from 123_Guy. I told him off for you
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13 ups, 3y
CHRISTMAS MAY BE LATE FOR THE INNERCITY KIDS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Thanx bro. So did I. Xenusian had the same attitude, dont bother me none. I just hit everybody idividually so everyone would get my card. Its not about upvotes, it was about getting it out to everybody is all. So merry christmas bud, all the best. Hope you're havin a gooder.
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12 ups, 3y,
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Lol. Have a wonderful Christmas Day! :)
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8 ups, 3y
Picture a naughty boy on Christmas morning running to his present EAGER to unwrap it! That would be me. LOL. Merry Christmas to you too, bro :-)
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4 ups, 3y,
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13 ups, 3y
Good for you!
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12 ups, 3y,
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9 ups, 3y
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5 ups, 3y,
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Hey raydog! A heads up, putting sexy image comments in memes now will get it flagged NSFW from now on. A little christmas gift from the mods as explained by acuity12 down bellow. It may affect the outcome of safe memes in which we like sexy girl comments etc.
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8 ups, 3y
Prudish b**ches...LOL
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3 ups, 3y
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14 ups, 3y,
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14 ups, 3y
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14 ups, 3y,
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5 ups, 3y,
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7 ups, 3y
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14 ups, 3y
https://imgflip.com/i/1gjr30
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12 ups, 3y,
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LOL hope you have a great day!!! Glad I missed the rude guy.
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8 ups, 3y,
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A little more voluptous all around, but still,,,
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6 ups, 3y,
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I am straight, but if I were lesbian I think I would prefer your picture over the one I posted. LOL she is pretty hot if you ask me!
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9 ups, 3y,
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5 ups, 3y
LOL I guess we have to start behaving on here or all the memes will be NSFW we may need to start our own freaky meme stream bahahaha
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7 ups, 3y
I'm totally in love,,,
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6 ups, 3y
They're both hot, but Lynch for the win! :-)
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11 ups, 3y,
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Merry Christmas Canuck! :)
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6 ups, 3y,
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Damn bro she looks a lot like my sons mother!
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6 ups, 3y,
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If your son's mother looks like that, you did pretty damn good, yourself! ( Assuming of course y'all still together, forgive me if I'm mistaken, not trying to upset anyone here!) :)
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7 ups, 3y,
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No we're not "really" together, she did just get married again recently, so that's limited the amount of time for her to "act" like we're together lol.
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7 ups, 3y,
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Yea, it is what it is, but no one needs to tell you the important thing is to be a father to your son ! Oh, she's an "Actress", too? How lovely! :)
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9 ups, 3y,
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For some reason I was able to create life with two women who both ended up not caring if they went long periods of time without seeing their kids. Which is fine with me I'm very lucky, guys usually don't win custody battles, and I would go nuts if I couldn't see my kids often.
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9 ups, 3y,
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I know exactly what you mean, my first child I had, we weren't married, in Georgia the (unmarried) father has next to no rights, needless to say, I lost, I haven't seen either of them for almost 10 years. I have four other children, who I love to death, but my daughter Sasha is always on my mind......I always wonder will I ever see her again, and if so.....what will she think of me?
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8 ups, 3y,
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If I may, hopefully I can provide a little insight, and also reassurance, regarding that: speaking from personal experience, whenever one parent separates a child from the other parent, 99.9? of the time, it backfires on them. not only does the child resent the parent for the separation, the child often idolizes the one they don't see... in the long run, what usually happens is the children themselves alienate the parent who initially kept them from the other, and will form a bond with the one they didn't see growing up. This was the case for me, except it was my "father" keeping me away from my mom,
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8 ups, 3y,
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and off the top of my head I can think of at least 4 or 5 other people that it has ended up that way for... obviously there are no guarantees in life, and obviously that doesn't take away the pain and anger and resentment that you both will feel in the meantime... but like I said, hopefully my insight from the child's perspective can at least give you a little hope or comfort... I know holidays can be rough regarding this kind of thing.
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9 ups, 3y,
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Well, that's definitely reassuring! It makes sense though, on the human nature side of things. Most people want what they don't or can't get. Thanks, I appreciate your insight! :)
7 ups, 3y
No worries, I'm new to this site and based on what I've seen so far it seems like a relatively cool lil community. Just glad to be a part of it, and glad that what I went thru could maybe help someone, even if only a little bit
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8 ups, 3y
oh and just a side note my father bad mouthed my mother as horribly as anyone could imagine, and it made not a damn bit of difference. case in point: I'm 34, I haven't spoken to my father since I was about 26, and I've had a relationship with my mother since the day I moved out at 16. Just wanted to add that.
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7 ups, 3y,
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I don't think there are much worse things in this world to have to think about than something like that, Nothing is harder for a real parent than the stress of custody rights. You don't even have to be suing each other about it, it still torments your thoughts in the middle of the night.
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8 ups, 3y
you're so right, and not just for the parents... the children feel so much anxiety, guilt, stress, etc. too... and the parent that "loses" has the dilemma of not wanting to make the child think they just abandoned them, but without completely trashing the other parent (well, that is a GOOD parent would encounter said dilemna)...that's why I wanted to make sure and at least let @Evilmandoevil know how I felt from the perspective of a child who had to go thru the same, that he isn't alone, and I'm willing to bet she misses him dearly, even if she was really young when they were separated... the odds are in his favor.
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4 ups, 3y,
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I don't know why but sometimes women look good with muscles, this one of those cases.
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5 ups, 3y,
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Yes, muscles(big) on women can get out of proportion rather quickly to where they look masculine. I use this meme to place them in one of three categories! No, actually I found this one, I wanted to show you it, I figured you my like it! :)
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5 ups, 3y,
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I know right, body building on guys also looks wierd when they get too big as well.
Thanks Evilmandoevil, I'll keep it safe! :D
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4 ups, 3y,
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Hope you did well on your exams! :)
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1 up, 3y,
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I did, high Cs and one A for the final grades of those classes.
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1 up, 3y,
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I'd personally be happy with that, but I'm going to guess that you know you can improve! I had to take Fluid Mechanics and Thermodynamics 2 freaking times! Uggghh! Lol. :)
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1 up, 3y,
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Yeah, I'm retaking a class I failed my first year at CSUCI, it was a class for my major too. In case you are wondering it's microeconomics.
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1 up, 3y,
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Oh, that sounds like as fun as Thermodynamics! Barf! Lol. The first time around the professor was from India (I don't have any problems with anyone from anywhere) but half the class could not understand him, so help me God I tried! Probably like microeconomics, if you miss one section or class or whatever, you're lost, you're missing a piece of the puzzle, you know? :(
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1 up, 3y,
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Yeah, plus it didn't help that I had to pay money to actually do the homework our professor wanted us to do! :/
1 up, 3y
Yea.......tell me about it! :(
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9 ups, 3y
Have a great Holiday
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9 ups, 3y
...And Happy New Year too. :)
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9 ups, 3y
And to all a good night :) cheers
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9 ups, 3y,
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marry Christmas buddy :)
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9 ups, 3y
Merry christmas to you aswell! All the best to you n yours!
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9 ups, 3y
Thank you Sewmyeyesshut! Merry Christmas to you too! :)
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8 ups, 3y
Merry christmas!
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8 ups, 3y
:( I don't use this site anymore, merry christmas anyways.
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8 ups, 3y
Merry Christmas
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8 ups, 3y,
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Ironic that you're the guy who wished the mods a Merry Christmas and yours is the only one flagged.
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9 ups, 3y,
2 replies
There's a scrooge among us. It wasn't flagged till as of late, they also gave me a bad comment rep for this aswell. Merry Christmas eh.
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7 ups, 3y,
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7 ups, 3y,
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No it's not, but I didn't know what else to put in my meme....sorry.....lol....
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7 ups, 3y,
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I've flagged plenty of memes for nsfw, but only ones that are against TOS or submission guidelines that shouldn't pop up when I'm at work.

I disagree with marking this one nsfw, but hope this means more that should actually be nsfw get marked out of the gate.
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6 ups, 3y
Lol. Yea, I've had my share of being flagged, I'm just going to keep my NSFW filter box "Check Marked" so I can see them.
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5 ups, 3y,
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I flagged this one directly. It wasn't the template in-and-of-itself, it was the fact that the message in it provoked everyone to respond in the comments section with NSFW images, making the image no longer appropriate to link to within our SFW section.
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4 ups, 3y
Wow, one of the mods! I just wanna say, thank you for wading through all those crap memes to feature the good ones. Happy Holidays!
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4 ups, 3y,
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We're experimenting with showing obscured NSFW images at all times on the homepage though, as you've probably seen, in attempt to make NSFW-flagged images not as much of a curse as what many people view them as. Hopefully that will encourage more people to flag memes they know to contain adult content.
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6 ups, 3y
Appreciate the explanation, and I've now seen a mod comment twice within two weeks, something I'd never seen in my first five months.
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5 ups, 3y
Clinkster just gave a good idea, maybe put a placecard on NSFW images within the meme so as not to affect the outcome of the original, cuz I can see this may take a bit for everyone to catch onto, and can hurt a memers chances of success. Just a thought, may involve more work on your end I dunno, I'm not yhat tech savvy.
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5 ups, 3y
Appreciate you letting us know. Nice to see mod activity and interaction.
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2 ups, 3y
Just curious, how does it work when you get 34 views and 7 upvotes, as my current mona lisa meme, and it stalls out at views. I usually happy with a 1:10 ratio till it stalls, but when it does well it stalls at views and doesnt move anywhere, I would think if the ratio goes up on upvotes it moves to the "hot" section and go from there. What gives? And I just noticed I lost 140 points in a short time, how the hell does that work? Don't know if you'll respond, but worth a shot.
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5 ups, 3y,
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Well I do appreciate the explination, alot of us "mature" users tend to use images like that in comments, so it's good to know by doing so may affect the overall outcome of a users meme. We are going to have to consider that from now on I guess. I think it sucks personally, but it's your site, we're just playing on it. Merry Christmas
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6 ups, 3y,
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Adult Swim!!
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5 ups, 3y,
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This is a pinch we may feel for awhile.
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7 ups, 3y,
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I will show you beaches were families go with small children were you'll see more naked women there than anything I've ever posted! This is a load of bullshit! BUT, I do understand ImgFlip's position in this, I can't blame them one bit, they're a private business providing a service and must make a profit!! I've had my own business for more than 2 decades! Funny, I used to keep my NSFW filter on......I think I just do that! I filter out the GIF's, I can't get them to work anyway! :)
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7 ups, 3y,
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Yeah, this may f**k shit up for awhile, I dont like it either. But for shits and giggles, this meme's already NSFW...
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7 ups, 3y
Lol. Seriously! :)
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2 ups, 3y,
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I'm offended since I work in a Strip Club and everything is SFW There ! LOL
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2 ups, 3y,
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Hey Mooseman. Bin awhile, Happy New Years bud! I like strippers.
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2 ups, 3y
Happy New Years...yeah , I haven't been here much lately. Busy building Guns etc.
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4 ups, 3y
Waw. First time I've seen a mod post in quite a long time
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7 ups, 3y,
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acuity12 just enlightened me as to why its flagged, apparently the content within the meme now can get it flagged. Something to consider in future posts. Spread the word.
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4 ups, 3y
I saw where Socrates was concerned that his meme was going to be flagged due to someone's comment crossing the NSFW line. That enlightened me to how hazardous comments could be to someone like me that's not used to worrying about such things.
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7 ups, 3y,
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You guys are awesome! Thanks for the many laughs :-)
Merry Christmas!
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10 ups, 3y,
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Thanx! All the best bro! Love your memes n look forward to many more in the new year!
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8 ups, 3y,
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6 ups, 3y,
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NSFW in first place on the front page? A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!
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7 ups, 3y
It made front page before the mods flagged it for content, new sets of rules now. No more sexy girl comments. And everybody was b**ching about pantysmile, now we're f**ked.
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7 ups, 3y
imgflip.com/i/1gkdsd
Lets not forget these guys.
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5 ups, 3y,
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Santa probably watches porn the 364 days a year he's in his house in the North Pole
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6 ups, 3y
364 days :)
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5 ups, 3y
i.imgflip.com/1gm60d.gif (click to show)
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4 ups, 3y
Kinkyq!
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4 ups, 3y
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