She's devastatingly beautiful and she's single again fellas

Sorry to be pessimistic about your chances. :)

LMBO Dash!

Oh no lol

HILARIOUS!!!

See folks? It's not ass-kissing when you do it to yourself. When you do it to yourself, it's an epic parlour trick.

Reasons to give Angelina Jolie a pass.

:)

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You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a f**king challenge. And one less challenger. Step aside Kermie.

Steals Brad from his wife.
Pissed he's boning another actress.

Hollyweird.

Even better, I don't have to compete with Gold Bond now.. When you're cremated, will that make you Gold Bond Powder? (Google it if you can't get a joke, Doc. You're not an actual medical doctor, are you? It's okay.)

:)

Survey says!

We may be too late - imgflip.com/i/1b00vv

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You left something of the list...

I'd still tap that.

Ha ha!